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A Demigod Witch by 64528ng
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
03 Oct 2025
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Percy Jackson has always been a witch. But apparently, she's also a demigod and a child of Poseidon?
Or in which
Percy is a pureblood heiress and a literal genius.
(extended summary inside)
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Cassiopeia Malfoy returns to Hogwarts after surviving prolonged torture from the Cruciatus curse. Disowned, then taken in by Sirius Black, her cousin. She must now learn to trust, forgive and find a way to rebuild a sense of normalcy as she navigates the second wizarding war.
(Chapter 1 is a content warning & authors note)
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- Part 2 of Everything She Shouldn't Be
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She thought she’d lost everything. He thought he never deserved more. Sometimes, the hardest part isn’t surviving the fall… it’s learning to trust someone to catch you.
This is a story about two people, equally broken in different ways, learning they don’t have to earn love to deserve it.
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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by 21Mazgas (urtezeglaityte)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2025
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The war is over - the good side won. Hermione finds herself in a weird situationship with Ron. He perceives his feelings for her, but she senses his heart is somewhere else. A tragedy strikes - there's no situationship left.
"What are you supposed to do, think and feel, when the one you learned to love leaves for someone else?"
But she needs to move on.
Hermione comes back to Hogwarts for her seventh year alone. Weird, without her friends it feels like she's reliving her whole childhood here over again. A little incident in a potions classroom leaves the whole castle in the fog of strong Amortentia. While teachers run around trying to find a way to get rid of the effects, Hermione finds out she has more admirers than she thought. Great, that was the least she needed right now. But all starts to seem funny when one boy from Slytherin makes Hermione pluck the petals of a flower thinking "does he love me, or does he not? “
When Draco thought love was only a silly little game, he figures out it's actually serious. More important - he finds out he may not be the only one playing.
Or is it love, that's starting to play with the both of them?
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a compilation of all my twitter works for personal archival purposes ☆
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- Part 13 of bimbofication
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Harrison Fausse and the Sorcerer's Stone by blueberrykid3, FacelessCreatures
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Sep 2025
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Harrison Fausse, once known as Harry Potter, is taken in by one he knows to be his own father after a horrible tragedy that gave him his lightning shaped scar. Although he doesn't know it at first, hostile authority figures control the very means of his life in a way he would never expect. While battling extensive training sessions with his mentors, bullying, trying to find common ground between his two best friends, Sean Figgis and Draco Malfoy, and his new start towards his wizarding career as a student at Hogwarts, he begins to find out the lies and the truths of the very life he lives.
(Basically, instead of Hagrid and Sirius, Lucius and Snape get to Harry first and kidnap him. This leads him to live his life with an adoptive father [thinking he's his actual dad] and is trained by the deatheaters for a special purpose)
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Spam #14 - Draco Malfoy and the Wretched Text Messages by Gulduck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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Unknown Number: hey
Draco: Who’s this?
Unknown Number: Harry Potter
*You have blocked this user*
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When Hermione Granger came into Ron Weasley’s life, he didn’t realize how she always needed someone to match her intelligence, her passion.
He survived through the Second Wizarding war, navigated through a few fleeting crushes, managed to grow up a bit, and it all led to one brutal realization.
He managed to lose the witch of his dreams.
Now she was dating and his competition wasn’t weak by any means.
If he was smart enough to help win a war, he could win Hermione Granger’s heart back.
Right?
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‘Why did you choose Beauxbatons? I know there are other schools who would take you as well.’
Hermione looked away from the piercing gaze of her new employer. She took in the bookshelves, a cauldron bubbling, and the interested eyes of the two portraits on the wall.
‘It’s no secret that I went through a lot during the war,’ Hermione started. ‘By the end, I didn’t have a way forward. I’m still not sure what the way forward is but the one thing I know is that I need to find that. It just happened that a former student of yours saved my life once and she always said this place was magical. I’m hoping that I’ll be able to find some of the magic again.’
‘Miss Delacour found the best in everything,’ Maxime replied, a fond smile on her face. ‘One of my best students, although her sister is shaping up to be like her in a lot of ways.’
‘Well, she never did ‘find the best’ in Hogwarts,’ Hermione reminded her.
Maxime chuckled.
‘No, I don’t think she ever did. Welcome to Beauxbatons, Miss Granger. I hope you find the same magic that we all have here.’
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- Part 2 of Beauxbatons' Professors
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A tale of Draco, his family, and how his life will turn out in the future.
Sorry, I suck at summaries.
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Harry a master manipulator who uses psychological warfare rather than outright violence after years of abuse.Harry's sadism is expressed through psychological games and social orchestration rather than physical cruelty, and his dramatic nature comes through in his theatrical storytelling and carefully crafted public persona.
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Harry Potter deals with a witch gone rogue. Timelines becomes skewed and Harry finds himself stranded in an auction house in the Year 1935.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter
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'I think it’s time we spoke', green eyes bore into cold grey ones. A shiver ran down Draco’s spine.
'Fine, sit.' Draco drained all his energy in staying emotionless. His final defence was to feel less, to hurt less, 'What is it that you would like to discuss?'
'I think it’s time we stop all of this' Harry’s fingers ran through his dark waves, 'I’m tired, I can’t love you anymore. I’m sorry.'
'You can’t or you don’t?'
'What?' Dark eyebrows furrowed together as Harry’s mouth grimaced.
'Well which is it? Can you not love me anymore? Or do you not love me anymore?' Draco needed to hear him say it. Draco needed him to mean it.
_____Harry makes the mistake of listening to others and Draco makes the mistake of not saying enough.
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Inspired by Manchester Orchestra’s The Gold–Phoebe Bridgers Version
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The Potter brothers relationship with their girls (and also Rose and Scorpius) and their struggles
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Harry Potter gets assigned to make sure Pansy Parkinson lives to testify against the Malfoys in an artifact smuggling scheme. He doesn't expect to find himself so attracted to her.
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The Gang Raised A Wizard by Doctor_Condoriano
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
12 Jun 2025
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After the Dursley's refuse to take Harry in, he winds up in a dumpster right outside Paddy's Pub. After a decade of being raised by the Gang, a very different Boy Who Lived arrives at Hogwarts.
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In the Dark All Redheads Look the Same by MadeInLavanda
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 May 2025
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One winter night, James accidentally travels 20 years into the future and ends up in bed with an unfamiliar redhead.
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“You said you had something to tell me before we started?”
Maxime nodded, the smile fading from her face.
“I was instructed to inform you that there is someone teaching here that you know.”
“Is that...bad?” Fleur couldn’t help but ask.
“No, it’s just...we give them space and it would be wise to do the same.”
“Of course.”
“Hermione Granger is our professor for Ancient Runes.”
Fleur blinked, a bit taken off guard by the sudden announcement. While she knew Hermione, she wouldn’t say they were anything other than acquaintances.
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- Part 1 of Beauxbatons' Professors
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Draco loves his family.
He loves his son, Scorpius H. Malfoy, more than life itself. He adores his wife, Astoria Malfoy. For years, he's content with his life, in France, with his family. But then an opportunity presents itself as the top contender for the position of the Minister.
So he returns in London.
But Harry James Potter returns in his life as well.
Draco's priorities' shift there and then. He realized, that above everything, the need to serve Harry is more important.
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- Part 1 of impius
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Demigods at Hogwarts by norrie_seaweed
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2025
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What happens when you take nine american demigods and shove them into a new world of magic?