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"Garlic does not harm us, Kaladin.” Leshwi said passively, holding her hands up. “And we’re not here to hurt you. We want to protect you.”
“Why?” Kaladin hissed, waving his useless garlic knife at them.
“Because,” Leshwi said, “You’re a target of Odium’s forces-"
“-and we hate Odium.” Adolin finished, staring at Kaladin’s knife. It shot away from the man’s hand, clattering to the ground a few yards away. Kaladin yelped, recoiling back.
“That’s not gonna do anything to us,” Adolin said, annoyance dripping in his voice, sounding offended Kaladin would even think it would work.
Kaladin is just a college student in 1980's Chiagco. But after finding out his roommate Moash is a vampire, he becomes much more than a student, but the main peice in the rivalry between two vampire factions. On the way to getting back to his normal life, he may also find love along the way.
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Always a Bigger Fish by Cactus_Juiciest
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
26 Nov 2025
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As a pool sharktopus, Sokka’s biggest fear is getting mugged by a sore loser. Never has he considered that there might be a deadlier fish than himself lurking nearby, waiting to beat him at his own game…
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It was fate that they all met, as if written in the stars.
A bunch of tired university students go through life like any normal student would. Except, you know, they have superpowers and are all overworked. That's okay though, it's not like anything bad will happen. Haha... right?
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In a Moment, Everything Can Change by Midnight_shooting_Star
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Nov 2025
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Hermione watched dumbfounded as a young redheaded girl ran past and kissed her husband right in front of her. He hadn’t even left the muddy Quidditch field. He didn’t even try to break the kiss, but his face turned ghastly white when he saw Hermione. Her face burned red in anger. “You said you weren’t going to be here.”
“What the bloody hell was that supposed to mean? I thought I would surprise my husband, but I guess you obviously had a surprise for me.” She scolded.
“Mione’ come on now, it’s just a fan. We don’t have anything going on.” The young redheaded girl looked at him, rather upset and taken aback by his words.
Hermione could tell in that moment that there was a bit more to the story of a random fan giving him a heavy kiss. Other players were starting to leave the field, and at that moment, she didn’t care. She grabbed hold of the first person to walk by, planted a deep kiss, and closed her eyes. Her warm hands rested on the stranger’s cheeks. The stranger was a bit surprised and gently placed his hands on her shoulders. When she opened her eyes, shock settled in, not the fact that she randomly kissed someone from the opposing team, but it was Draco Malfoy. ‘What have I done!?’
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“Ah yes. The Star children. Yes yes, they are children gathered from afar of the world you know. Children whose lives were most unfortunate and whom we have taken to our care from life’s most unfair turn for them. We give them a new life up here, as a Star Child... From the largest promise of a human, to the smallest heart song of a beetle, may our little stars grant their aide and flourish among the cosmos...”
A Star Child finds the Ghost of Hallownest, as the duo team up to traverse the kingdom... and more...
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Catra works during the night shift of a coffee shop. Things get weird. Very off-putting. She's tired almost all the time. It's cold. Real fucking cold. At least there's this hot blonde who keeps coming back though.
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you don’t believe in love, you just write about it convincingly enough to get paid for it. You agreed to go on these blind dates instead of your heartbroken friend and for the column content and free dinners, never expecting anyone to see through it. But then Harry does, and instead of walking away, he makes you another deal.
Don't steal, translate or feed this work into AI please, respect the writers!
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Don't Touch Strange Objects That Roll Into Your Foot, It's Probably A Plot Device by Rosario_Axis
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
26 Nov 2025
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For Day 1 and the prompt, "Well, that shouldn't have happened." (AI-Less Whumptober 2025)
“… Gintoki?”
A familiar kimono drifted into his vision as careful footsteps approached. He laughed, high-pitched and sickly, quickly pulling away; his eyes stayed resolutely to the ground as he stood once more. He felt more than he saw Zura at the doorway, glancing between them with confusion and worry, and the other two hovering behind him.
He—he couldn’t do this. Not again. Without saying anything, he hopped over the balcony like one would a fence, darting off down the streets of Kabukicho. The shouts behind him washed over him and away, like waves on a beach.
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- Part 1 of AI-Less Whumptober 2025
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When Klavier catches Apollo stretching in his apartment in too-short shorts, he can't help but want to see for himself what those muscles can really do.
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“You Survived My Chaos, Softie” - Madison Beer by happysugarlife (Dutch_Melrose)
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band), Original Work
26 Nov 2025
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“Madison ruled camp like a tiny hurricane, and Heeseung was the shy, nervous kid hiding in the shadows—until she pulled him into her chaos. Years later, they meet again as adults, both totally unrecognizable from who they once were, and suddenly, there are feelings neither of them can ignore.”
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- Part 1 of ¸¸♬·¯·♪·¯·♫¸¸ 𝓜𝓻𝓼.𝓛𝓮𝓮¸¸♫·¯·♪¸♩·¯·♬¸¸
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The Uma Who Sold The World by TheForest45
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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An oil rig stands in the middle of the ocean. Insignias of soldiers without banners glinting all along the structure like a sea of diamonds.
A secretary working for Tracen. Looking over a field of racers. New hopes darting across the turf like a sea of shooting stars.
And, of course, a couple drinks with Maruzensky.
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When Zoey and Mira, an indie-pop duo, meet their new neighbor Rumi — a reluctant producer with a secret love for music — a quiet friendship begins to turn into something more. Between late-night songs, breakfast arguments, and thin walls, a new melody starts to take shape.
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A Police Officer and Bailiff’s Guide to Kickstarting a Japanifornian Legal System RPF Fandom on AO3 by Axolotl_Supremacy
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
26 Nov 2025
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Fantasia Girle is a passionate fanfiction writer, writing for many fandoms like the Steel Samurai and Parfait Princesses. However, she sets her fanfiction sights on her newest fandom: Japanifornian Legal System RPF.
Noticing the absolute sexual tension between Japanifornian lawyers Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright, and enabled by her AO3 partner-in-crime and beta-reader Courtney Sashon, Fantasia writes a fanfiction of them and kickstarts an entire fandom on AO3.
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To Be the Sun Again by Dokjayaaa, punisherbeauty
Fandoms: 凸变英雄X | To Be Hero X (Cartoon)
26 Nov 2025
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“I can make it! This time...!”
He faltered once, a mere heartbeat’s worth of hesitation that let doubt sink in and the chance slip away. It wasn’t that he was too weak to move, he simply moved ‘too late’.
“I won’t hesitate anymore!”
Or: In which Yang Cheng doesn’t pause. His feet strike the ground before uncertainty can anchor him, and that single burst of courage flips the script, turning what could have been the end into a brand new beginning.
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“Guess we’ll have to compromise,” Childe replied, holding a hand to his bubbling chest. He peered up at Sergei’s displeased scowl. It wasn’t a terrible view. “Brighten up, sunshine. Smile a little. You took the challenge. You delivered.”
Sergei did not take to that kindly, his grimace a dangerous flash of teeth on an already very angry face.
Diluc Ragnvindr, revenge-fueled, was on the collision course, hurtling his way to self-annihilation. Which was to say, this phoenix did not rise from the ashes; it migrated, flew North, and nested in the crown of a Snezhnayan larch tree.
Diluc thinks himself subtle, roosting out on the tundra.
Two larch trees, two cuckoos, an ostentatious Harbinger, a vigilante with a vendetta against the very world that Childe wants to crush beneath his heel.
And who exactly was Diluc Ragnvindr, anyway?
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An Australian In A World Of Magic: That Time I Got Hit By A Train And Died by Quiet_And_Dark
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
26 Nov 2025
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After being sent to Respawn but waking up elsewhere, Sniper travels through a mystical, underground world full of magic to get back to his life of shooting people in the head.
... He's not having the best time.
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not the spicy wings: a yeonbin oneshot by yawnzzbin
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
26 Nov 2025
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"Oh, please. And on the record, no, it's not about that, not the spicy wings thing, although I'll very much get on to that later," answered Soobin as he scoffed. "And you know god damn well what you're doing, Yeonjun. Haven't you had enough leading me on during the tour? Are we going to do this again?"
Ah. Uh-huh. Yeonjun finally caught Soobin's signal. At first, it was vague, but then it was clear as daylight. He remembered what he did and that wasn't exactly a quite innocent gesture. Yet Yeonjun didn't think Soobin would take it further. "Oh, my hands in your shirt?"
"Baby," called out Soobin, slow and deliberate, low registered. There was something in that tone that was equally mocking as it was to send tingles down Yeonjun's spines, be it the term of endearment or how Soobin said it with so much power held in gentleness. "You weren't just tickling my stomach. You brushed off my nipples, didn't you?" Soobin tilted his head, half-smirking. "Your hands were traveling every...where... And it's driving me insane."
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Yeonjun should've kept his hands to himself, because Soobin couldn't once Yeonjun did.
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- Part 4 of how am i supposed to keep my hands on myself when you're around: a yeonbin canon compliant serie
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Last Minute by Staraun
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Nov 2025
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It wasn't that Kirishima disagreed with him—no, quite the opposite, really. Kirishima got it. While he may occasionally—not so helpfully—remind Katsuki to be careful and come home safe, he was just as willing to put his life down for the greater good as Katsuki was. And that, somehow, was so much worse.
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Hero life is complicated, and messy, and dangerous. Even more so when you have things left unsaid. In other words, Katsuki needs to get his shit together and confess before he loses his chance.
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100 and MORE Days of Alien Stage Crack?!?!?!! by Star_Sapphire00
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
26 Nov 2025
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I'M BACK WITH MORE!!!
Still updates daily <33
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- Part 2 of Alien Stage Crack!