9 Works in Minor Doug Eiffel/Daniel Jacobi

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    There are bad days. There are always bad days, but when you're trapped on a space ship with four people and no memories of who you are aside from some old tape recordings from your asshole former self, the bad days kind of suck.
    Like, suck in a "everyone looks at you and expects to see someone else" kind of way. Suck in a "telling jokes that they expect you to understand and then trying to comfort them when you don't" kind of way. Suck in a "they mention people who were important to you, to all of you, and you don't even know their names" kind of way.
    It's that kind of bad day.

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    Olga remembers her deseased brother as she tries to turn to a new page in her new life in Night Vale

    (I think I outdone myself in bad summaries...so sorry)

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    When Minkowski first applied for the program, she'd expected to return from her first mission victorious, two friends, a bundle of experience and maybe a couple of medals richer.

    And now she was making breakfast for three people. One of them had tried, repeatedly, to kill her. Another, one of her closest friends, had lost his memory. And then there was the alien. And also her husband, although he was already eating cereal in the corner of the room and talking through mouthfuls to Hera. Because there was also a highly developed AI in her living room. When she first suggested that they all stay at their house for a while, she worried that Dominik would be overwhelmed by everything. Now she mostly worried if she was going to survive another day of this, but she wasn't going to let them all go just yet.

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    "You're teasing me, Hera."
    "And your biometric readout suggests you like it." He makes a pinched sound. "Do you like it? When I do this?" Fading from one ear to another, she keeps her tone low. His grip tightens.

    The glorious merger of surround sound and voice kink robot gf

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    "Daniel Jacobi is not an idiot, and if he was any less wasted, he’d, quite frankly, be offended at the implication. That being said, Alana Maxwell would – and often does – dispute this.
    She would, if she was three times more sober – or drunk – argue that being in a strange love-hate relationship with your boss is literally the epitome of idiocy. Well, she’s arguing it now anyway, but she’s about four shots of something, probably vodka, past coherency and Daniel stopped listening properly about ten minutes ago."

    a non chronological series of events in the life of daniel jacobi, most regarding his relationship with warren kepler and the impacts of that

    (please let me know if i should add any warnings / tags)

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    Doug struggles with readjusting to Earth whilst not knowing anyone, himself included.

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    It wasn't that Daniel Jacobi hated the kindness, it was that, more or less, he didn't think he deserved it

    Plus nose-goes, movie nights, accidental(?) flirting, and nice words.

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    "I don't want to sleep with Officer Eiffel," Warren said, and both Jacobi and Maxwell made faces.

    "Is that something we need to clarify?" Maxwell asked, gagging.


    Kepler takes an interest in the Hephaestus Crew

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    Post Wolf 359 comic in which Jacobi becomes a basement gremlin.

    Also I accidentally made Eiffel look like Jesus but what're ya gunna do.

    [EDIT] I'm sorry, I forgot photobucket is terrible. It's fixed now

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