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Lizzy and Thad take Uzi out to a club for her 21st birthday. Uzi, being an anti-social misfit, is sure she’ll hate it. But when she meets the staff she thinks that maybe…it might not be as bad as she thought.
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This was the third time her life had ended, and it still hadn't been enough to kill her - but it would always change her in new and terrifying ways. She could leverage those changes. Perfect her work. Correct that final injustice.
Serial Designation J did not make mistakes.
(Longform fic starring our favorite maladjusted genocide robots in a direct continuation of the show, set shortly after the events of Absolute End)
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Weighed down by a lack of prey, a crushing quota, and unbearable overheating, N's day is only made worse when J arrives to beat and insult him as usual. He takes it-until he doesn't.
All it takes is one brief fit of uncontrollable rage to end his torment-and unleash the consequences. Good or bad, he'll have to live with them now-and that includes his newly resurrected leader.
Hopefully he won't lose his mind in the process.
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tdlr; N finally grows a spine in the most traumatic way possible and tries to remedy it N style. Results may vary ;)Series
- Part 1 of Radical AUs
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Now J and V know how dangerous an angry N is and don't want to experience that again.
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Jetzt wissen J und V wie gefährlich ein wütender N ist und wollen das nicht nochmal erleben.
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Getting to the Heart of the Matter by StarryVorkutlager
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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Serial Designation J is, to put it mildly, the best of Tessa's rescued drones. Her methods and practice improvements have revolutionized life at the Elliot Manor, and she even gets begrudging compliments from Tessa's unsympathetic parents. The only things J struggles with are bringing the other drones up to her high standards and getting as much of Tessa's attention as she deserves. Luckily both of those have resolved themselves: the other drones stand frozen in the library, or sit tied to a tree outside. Now, J and Tessa stand before the doors of the banquet hall hosting the gala dinner, sword and gun in hand. All that's left is to enter, deal with whatever Cyn is, and J will save the day, finally win over the Elliots, and have Tessa all to herself.
It doesn't work out that way.
"Giggle."Series
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The final battle to decide the fate of the universe approaches.
J and V square off, each determined to bring the other to their side, or, if that fails, put them down.
J is stubborn and convinced that she has no alternatives to working for Cyn.
J also thinks she'll easily beat V in a battle of wits or a battle of weapons.
But V's got something J can't even dream of, let alone counter.
Four words that can knock some sense into J, or rather, knock Cyn out of J.
If only V could get J to understand them.
V doesn't know why she's not getting through.
"*** *** **** *****!", is plain and simple English, right?
What's going on?
And why does everyone have their own four words?Series
- Part 2 of Murder Drones Finale Fics
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The Death of Murder and The Birth of The Aftermath by Undeadfvckgirl
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
24 Sep 2025
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After the Solver was absorbed by Uzi they had tied up all loose ends after going back to their lives. Except for a few. J while having moved into the bunker with everyone else having no where else to go, had been acting weird lately according to her old squamates. Not wanting her to grow more distant from them N, V and Uzi continue to invite and include her in activities and events however it didn't seem to work so well. At least not until the worst of the aftermath on Js end starts to show due to her self isolation. Maybe now she will come to realize her and her old squamates as well as a short emo drone aren't that different.
Note and warning: This fic contains some heavy things while being a slice of life fic. All chapters will be tagged with any heavy content and can be skipped if you chose to read anyways. I am writing this fic as a fictive so many of these things are my source memories and I may not take suggestions that go directly against them. Thank you and I hope you enjoy.
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- Part 1 of Murder Drones J AU Series
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Miles Elliot, a human from 2132, finds himself on Copper-9 and must survive in the harsh conditions.
After Uzi ate Cyn's core, she found her powers were stronger. However. Just because she is weakened, doesn't mean Cyn won't find other ways to meddle with the real world.
And a small fleet of ships finds a new home. Though, that home may need some remodeling.
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- Part 2 of A Series of Desperate Attempts.
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Months have passed since Cyn's defeat, leaving J all alone. She's mostly repaired the landing pod, with all that's missing being a power source. Unfortunately, the only place that might have one is the outpost her former squadmates started living in.
Strangely though, she hasn't seen either of them ever since the final battle with Cyn. She hasn't seen anyone since that day, for that matter.
Wonder why that is?
(This has been moved to a new work that's better written. Just leaving this here for the archives :) go check out the other fic in this series for the rewrite!)
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- Part 2 of Cold Comfort (Series)
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(This is a rewrite of an old fic i posted. If you're looking for that one, check the series this is in.)
At the end of everything, there was a puppet master with no audience. They would perform endlessly to themselves, making up adventures and stories no one would ever hear. For there was no one around who could.
At the end of everything, there was a puppet with no master. Listlessly wandering the wasteland that used to be the universe, reminiscing of times long past and times long forgotten. For there was no one around to remember.
It would seem like fate, then, that the two would meet each other.
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Or, in less flowery prose, I took the Schizo Uzi theory and crammed Juzi in there. Buckle up buttercup, because these two are gonna go through it.
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- Part 1 of Cold Comfort (Series)
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After learning that people Survived the destruction of Copper-9. JcJenson In Spaaace hires a mercenary company recuse the survivors and destroy any evidence that could lead back to the them. As for N, Uzi, V and the rest of their make shift family it had been a year since they had killed the Solver and are just living their some what peaceful lives unaware of the new threat that is slowly encroaching
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In the aftermath of the bunker fight, rebel Uzi Doorman realizes she forgot her railgun inside her own colony. N, being the good friend he is, volunteers to retrieve it...and also to bury J's corpse out of courtesy.
Little does he know the former leader is not as dead as she appears to be...putting him in a very awkward situation to fix the past and hopefully make amends with each other before it's too late.
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- Part 9 of Radical AUs
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After a humiliating defeat at the hands of some stupid purple drone with a railgun, Serial Designation J reunites with her Boss. Together, they embark on a new mission: a plan to end Cyn for good. And maybe squeeze in some alone time along the way...
The untold story of J's return trip to Copper-9, directly after Episode 2. A dark oneshot.
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Murder Na'vi by SOMEDOLLNAMEDANGEL
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), Avatar (Cameron Movies)
22 Aug 2025
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Imagine a group of disassembly drones crash land on a planet's surface full of life due to a navigation error. Now imagine that the planet was Pandora. Crazy, right? Would probably never happen...
...Until it did.
Now, explore the planet's surface with N, J, and V to see if there is any good food for them, and.. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!
(This will be a wild ride because it's my first time mixing fandoms together in a fanfiction, and I'm still kinda new to writing. Just relax, sit back, grab a snack, and experience absolute HELL from both sides of an unknown species. I might add oc's, so don't be surprised if they do or don't appear. I won't use my ocs from my first fanfiction, though.)
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By her forced hand, her family perished. And now the demon in yellow will stop at nothing to destroy all she once was. Her life, her personality, even her as a person- all erased just to keep it entertained. And even in death, there is no escape from it.
Or, in other words, I made concentrated Jangst. Reader discretion advised, this shit gets heavy.
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Twelve years ago, Uzi Doorman met Aurelio, Viktoria, and Jade Rossi. Since then, her life's been irrevocably changed. For twelve long years, under the Rossi name she was given the life she deserved—friends, family, clean clothes, shelter, and love. In what seemed like an instant, she was elevated from scrawny street rat to research university student. She learned to live the life of the "daughter" of an activist—money, but not enough to garner suspicion. After all, no drone should have too much—or so the world saw him...
Yet as with all things, freedom isn't free. Like her "sisters," she is now inducted in Seattle's Cosa Nostra, forced to lie to those she holds dear out of fear for their very lives—abiding to the very letter the sacred rule of Omertá imposed upon them by the very activist the public praises—or despises, depending on who you ask. Yet, one night sends her golden fantasy of the Cosa Nostra crashing down, and quite possibly—the lives of everyone she's known.
Everybody gon' respect the shoota'... But the one in front of the gun lives forever...
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The solver was gone, life had returned to normal. Except for one drone, left alone. Was that a voice?
Also known as giving J the redemption and love she deserves. (Haha not anymore…J is just suffering big time now.)
⚠️Read the tags! The edited version has much darker themes! Chapters 1-9 were cowritten by former cowriter magicnomoly! Send them some support!⚠️
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Who Destroyed Js Sea Jenson Under the Sea? by Amara_02
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
27 Jul 2025
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This is the sequel to "Who works for Uzi under the sea?"