Joe Biden and Xi Jinping are Golfing Companions
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"You're a dog, Hillary, a sad little dog," Donald smugly retorts to Hillary's subtle insult. Hillary sneers from the couch in Trump Tower. For as long as they had known each other, they were rivals for Bubba's attention and affections. But his big, beautiful Bill was going to be his in the end; he knew it.
"Yeah, well, at least I'm not a sad little side piece," Hillary smirks, fingers curling her hair as she watches Trump's face morph from confusion to realization. It can't be, Trump thinks numbly, he was supposed to be mine! Hillary flashes her wedding ring to the orange man, waving it in his face mockingly with a fake expression of sympathy.
Or: Donald Trump finds out Bill Clinton married Hillary, he breaks up with him and finds comfort in the arms of new lovers.
Or, Or: America is slowly going insane, and so am I.