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    Most of the Jovian satellites are contemptuous of the dwarf planet Pluto and its moon Charon, but Himalia secretly envies them their co-orbital relationship.

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    The MacManus Circus and Road Show, as seen by an innocent bystander

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    Fred just loves teasing his loves. But at least there's coffee and scones!

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    Creepypasta reader insert.
    When you come across a weird-ass garage sale, and buy a couple of ragedy dolls, all Hell breaks loose.
    On QV under "Creepy Dolls," but that title already exists here.

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    In which I wrote five thousand words of zombie diplomacy in 2010 and it feels extremely appropriate to revise it and post it to see 2020 out the door.

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    Four different futures.

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    Dr. Tyranny is out to destroy the world. Sir Simon Snow knows this. The mad doctor has stolen state secrets, destroyed government laboratories, and even taken over a small island in his quest for power and world domination. And Simon Snow is the Golden Hero the Mage has chosen to fight against Dr. Tyranny’s evil schemes.

    But when the mad doctor manages to kidnap him, Simon is forced to reconsider everything he’s known to be true about his world, his mentor, his nemesis, and even himself...

     

    Dr. Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch knows he’s been made out to be a villain. After all, even his henchmen think he’s crazy. But if that’s the price for protecting the world from a dystopian dictatorship, he’ll take the hit.

    That is, as long as it doesn’t involve seeing or hearing about Sir Simon Snow, Baz’s childhood crush and the Mage’s Golden Knight. Unfortunately, his carefully constructed emotional walls all come crashing down around him when Dev, Baz’s favorite henchman, kidnaps Snow on a mission and brings him to their secret lair...

    on Skullcrusher Mountain.

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    Only the doll could help her re-discover who she truly was...

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    Bob is having such difficulty negotiating with his old work buddy Tom. Is it really too much to ask that Tom let the zombies eat their brains?

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    In which Erik is Pluto and Charles is Charon.
    (If anyone thinks of any tags it would be good to add, let me know! This was a hard one to tag properly)

    So theyearisalways1895 on tumblr thought the heart shape on the pictures of Pluto from New Horizons looked like Magneto and his helmet. And there was a thread. I contributed an idea, and then I kinda self-prompted because I had to write it.
    Here it is, including my note: (link)

    If you're a nerd, see wiki's article on the history of the name Pluto (the god).
    I don't believe we know much about the composition of the planet as yet.

    Charles and Erik belong to Marvel, etc. I've also heavily used Jonathan Coulton's song "I'm your moon" - title is from there, as is some of the dialog.

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    Alice huddled under the covers and tried desperately to forget what she had just seen. It hadn’t been standing there watching her with that one eye, it’s mouth breaking out into this wide grin. No, none of it had happened and it was just a nightmare.

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    The Ponds have demanded a day of sun, sand and sea; the TARDIS seems determined to provide only two out of three at a time.

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    Podfic by klb of a fic by abluestocking

    Author's summary: Jasmine is eleven, and she's looking for her nemesis. She knows the right one's out there somewhere.

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    Jasmine is eleven, and she's looking for her nemesis. She knows the right one's out there somewhere.

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    Most of the Jovian satellites are contemptuous of the dwarf planet Pluto and its moon Charon, but Himalia secretly envies them their co-orbital relationship.

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    Addison has always felt just a little lost, until she meets someone who can tell her where she came from.

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    Carrier pigeons are very useful when planning an escape from a madman’s lair of doom.

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    You know what they say about opposites.

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