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So you time travel to the future and your classmate gets punched... by StrykerKitsune
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
14 Oct 2021
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So a month after Marinette transferred out of Ms. Bustier's class, there was an Akuma attack that sent the whole class (minus Chloe) to the future by 20 years. They met a girl named Emma who told them about Hawkmoth's downfall. With the imprisonment of Paris's villain and the bully's transfer, (Most) of the Akuma class wanted to celebrate this joyous news.
And then Emma punched Lila in the face.
The class will soon found how much of a liar Lila was, how their livelihoods were ruin, and how they screw over Marinette.
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“The last two heroes retired a few years ago. Well, Ladybug retired a few years ago, Chat Noir forcibly retired 20 years ago, around the time Hawkmoth was defeated. I don’t know the exact reason, but according to Ladybug it was for his personal health. For the next five years Ladybug was on patrol until she stopped showing up. All of Paris thought she retired to her personal life. At least that was the case until ten years later, 5 years ago from now, she reappeared. This time there was a new cat hero known as Chat Chanceux, however, what shocked everyone was how young the new hero looked. She couldn’t be more than ten years old! We were wondering why this young lady was chosen, at least until a video posted at BugOut. ..”
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“The video caught Chanceux referring to Ladybug as ‘Maman’, meaning the current cat hero was actually Ladybug’s own daughter.”
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The current user of Plagg was his Lady’s daughter? He thought it would be some stranger abusing his power (Plagg had told him how previous users tend to go down a dark path. He was the only user to not have fallen.) Well, nevermind then. Knowing Bugaboo, she probably taught her daughter how to be a proper hero.
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“Oh my god, that was hilarious! I can't believe someone this day in age still believes in Ladynoir. That pairing upgraded from ship to air carrier!”Adrien choked. What the heck was this girl talking about?! “What do you mean upgraded?!”
Emma simply shrugged “Funny story. While it’s true Chat Noir has the hots for Ladybug, that ship was not set to sail, at least yet. According to BugOut , there had been evidence that the snake hero, Viperon, had the sweets for Ladybug, serenading her with love songs. And then there was Ryuko, who swept in like one of those cool senpais you read in a rom-com school manga. Nobody knows who Ladybug picked as her love one. Some even theorized she chose all of them after kicking Hawkmoth’s ass to the ground.”
“That sounds rad,” muttered a voice. Some looked around wondering who said that. Nobody noticed a certain goth hiding behind Rose to avoid attention. Adrien's heart sank when he heard that. Viperion and Ryuko, meaning Luka and Kagami?! He has rivals? Rivals that kick his butt in terms of coolness? He stands no chance against those two. Luka’s a pretty bad boy with a heart of gold who can play guitar, while Kagami was the epitome of the stoic badass. And what does that make him, a poor sap under the rule of his father’s thumb? Might as well raise the white flag and surrender.
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The now-known Chloe pointed at Charlotte. “And before anyone asks, yes, me and pinky over there are married, and this is our daughter. Her name is Charlotte.”That shut down the class, except for Alix. “Huh, so you and I married? That’s our kid? We must have been drunk when we started dating.”
“Funny you should say that…”
As Alix’s jaw dropped, Emma freed herself from Charlotte and turned to the older Chloe. “Wait, you know them, Mrs. Bourgeois-Kubdel?”
“You could say that,” Chloe answered, glaring at the rest of the class. “They are my old classmates, and my former teacher Ms. Bustier.”
Emma blinked. “Wait, that would mean…”
“Yes. This is your mother’s old class. The same one that caused your mother to need therapy. And that bitch over there with sausage links for hair,” Chloe pointed at Lila, who looked angry. “Is Lila Rossi, the one responsible for all of it.”
This did not go down well with Lila’s supporters, especially Alya. “Twenty years into the future and you’re still a mega bitch! You didn’t change at all.” She turned to Alix. “Why the fuck did your other self see in her!”
Alix took a look at Chloe. “Can you turn around for a bit?” Chloe raised an eyebrow but complied. Alix took a look, more specifically the lower end. “Yeah, I can see what future me saw in her.”
Chloe rolled her eyes as she turned. Same old Alix.
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This stopped Caline. “Disgraced?” She whispered to herself. What did Chloe mean by disgraced? She’s not a bad teacher, isn’t she?
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“You do know my Maman. Maybe this will help you remember.” She pointed at herself. “The name’s Emma Dupain-Cheng .”
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The Tell-All from Chloe!
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Chloe scoffed. “Adrien, your gay awakening was Chrom from Fire Emblem, don’t you dare deny your bisexuality.” She gave a deadpan stare. “And I seem to remember you once got jealous of Marinette for dating someone as pretty as Luka.“Okay, maybe a bit bisexual.”
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“Alright Adrien, I’m going to stop right there before you debunk even more secrets,” interrupted Bunnyx. “Unless you can figure out mine.”“You’re Alix. You’ve been staring at Chloe’s butt for the past minutes, and she would’ve hated it if some random person stared at her inappropriately. Since she hasn’t reacted, I’m assuming you’re her wife.”
“Alright, that’s enough secrets for now.”
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Jason Dupain-Cheng by FaithAndATypeWriter
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
27 Mar 2020
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Jason had two options that night: steal the hubcaps off the Batmobile or break into an under protected bakery. His stomach made the decision for him.
It was probably the best decision Jason had ever made.
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(bits and pieces from a salt-heavy AU I made on my Tumblr)
Immediately after the events of "Oblivio," discussion is brewing over the photo of Ladybug and Chat Noir kissing, with Alya excitedly soaking it all in. However, not all opinions are positive, and once Marinette takes Ladybug's side in the debate, the class ends up dividing itself on the matter completely.
Questions are asked, seats are changed, and Marinette gets an idea of her own: if no one else will step up for Ladybug, she will, and she'll make a blog herself in order to do so.
As friends come and go, a crush is crushed, new heroes are considered, and Marinette is able to clear her mind to focus on the more important things in her life.
Her happiness, her new blog, and finding Hawk Moth.
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Adrien was either the perfect pawn in Lila's schemes or the greatest thorn in her side. Lila knew how to play the game so everything went exactly her own way, but Adrien was becoming a wildcard that she couldn't predict...
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- Part 5 of The Great Pretender Series
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Welcome to gotham- Say cheese by Lordofthetags
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
22 Jul 2025
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Robin’s eyes narrow. “You froze. You’re not from here.”
“Paris,” she murmurs. “I just landed.”
Something flickers behind his expression. Curiosity. Recognition.
“I’m Marinette.”
“...Robin.”
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- Part 2 of Daminette
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(Welcome to gotham- Say cheese) MLBxBatman
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It's a beautiful day for Lila to hold court with all her loyal followers. The sun is shining, the birds are singing! And it looks like she'll have the pleasure of adding the grandmother of her nemesis (well, one of them) to her collection of praise singers!
After all, who wouldn't be impressed by some suave Italian?
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- Part 3 of The Great Pretender Series
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Marinette's enduring positivity and confidence has Lila seething. Lila always gets what she wants, but what she wants now is to ruin the interloper that tried to undermine her fame. When it becomes obvious that Marinette won't provide Lila an opportunity to make her rival look bad, Lila decides to create one herself...
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- Part 1 of The Great Pretender Series
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Adrien Agreste is happy. So happy he feels like he could walk on air, lasso the moon and hogtie a charging hippo. Why is he so happy? Because he’s in love with Luka Couffaine, and Luka Couffaine is in love with him. Both boys are in love and happy, so that should be the end of it, yes? Unfortunately, Lila Rossi is determined to have Adrien for herself, and deems Luka an obstacle to be removed.
Seventeenth in the CONSEQUENCES series
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- Part 17 of CONSEQUENCES
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‘Adrien wants me to take the high road?’ she thinks to herself, as she connects the dots to her plan, and a cunning smile forms on her lips. ‘I’ll force them all onto the damn high road until they’re sick of it.’
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Adrien is sore from lots of Akuma attacks in the night, overworking his residual limb with all of his activities. Class does not go well for him, especially when Lila opens her mouth. Fortunately, everything takes a great turn.
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- Part 2 of All Right
- Part 5 of Lila Always Lies
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The Cost by Dandelion_Blues
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
26 Feb 2025
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A masked man, otherwise known as Hawkmoth, smirks as he holds a fluttering butterfly in his grasp. In his other hand, he leans on a cane, his purple coat tails flaring dramatically behind him.
“Such a fragile thing...” the man says, closing his hand over the insect, “...life is.”
The soft crunch can be heard, and the man scoffs as he releases the butterfly. The small body falls to the ground, crumpled white wings and squished bleeding abdomen left on the cold, dark floor.
“Soon, though, I’ll be the master of it all!” The man yells, a pure grin plastered beneath his silver mask.
Only, the balance of life and death cannot be threatened so easily, and a rather protective god of destruction known as Plagg will not see his boy, his Adrien, hurt for a man's delusional gain! Even if it means trading in favors from other gods, the kwami will do whatever it takes to keep Adrien safe.
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Pixie of Gotham by AbyssalGuardian
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
04 Jul 2020
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Growing up on the streets of Gotham was tough, but it had worked out pretty well for Marinette. At least until she’d been caught and adopted by a couple from Paris.
Really, what was Gotham to do without its Pixie?
Alternatively: Marinette is a magical badass who becomes the unwitting ruler of Gotham's Underworld.
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- Part 1 of Pixie of Gotham
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Fun and sweet, but not as good as contingency. Still a fun read tho
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So cute and funny ❤️😂🥹
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Ladybug: a Daughter of a Clown and a Bat by HeartStrikerMaze
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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About 16 years ago, Harley Quinn and Joker got into a fight and broke up. Harley decided to get back at the Clown Prince of Crime by sleeping with the person he was most obsessed with, Batman. What Harley wasn't planning on was getting pregnant with his child. Out of fear, she changes her name to Harley Moreau and flees to Paris, France, and gives birth to a daughter, Marinette Moreau.
Fast forward several years, and Marinette is 15. Ladybug, Guardian of the Miraculouses, is fighting Shadow Moth, and has won an essay contest sponsored by Wayne Enterprises for her class to visit Gotham for a week. Will her mother let her go to Gotham, and if she does, can Marinette keep her identity as Harley's and Bruce's daughter a secret from not only Joker, but also Bruce himself?
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Damian and Marinette al Ghul are the heirs to the demon head, and the children of Batman. They are also the true Black Cat and Ladybug Miraculous Holders. Much is in store for these two poor traumatized assassin kids, but at least they have each other, and the family they build along the way.
Trigger warning: swearing, lots of swearing, felt the need to mention
On hiatus while I get my life together
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Biology Is A Wonderful Thing...Until You're A Batkid by CoffeeChaos
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Super Sons (Comics), Maribat-Fandom
22 Oct 2021
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Marinette had always known that Tom Dupain was never her biological father. And yet, he loved her like she was his and even let her have his last name. So, Marinette never felt the need to ask either of her parents who her biological father was. She just never felt the need.
But some good things can never last, not when the author of her life decided that she would be doing a biology project for science.
And now she knew Bruce Wayne was her father.
And what was that? She was going to Gotham for a field trip? Huh.
Maybe some things can last. At least now she has lots of loving siblings!
Jason really ought to stop calling himself Red Hood when it was a helmet, though. And Jon needed stronger magic for his glasses if he wanted his secret identity to stay a secret.
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Chloé Bourgeois, after the Miracle Queen incident has to face the consequences of her actions.
Being despised, humiliated and belittled everywhere in Paris, she sinks into a spiral of depression that could lead to her eventual demise.
If only a known Ladybug themed superhero could help the heiress avoid such a tragic fate.
[Currently revising earlier chapters, will update description once they’re posted]
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- Part 1 of Miraculous: Chloé’s Story
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Squeakin' the Squeakquel: the Squeakining by FaithAndATypeWriter
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
20 Jun 2020
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Lila knew it was never a guarantee that Adrien would match her costume for Chloe’s Disney party, but she had thought she would at least get some sympathy from the other girls after she played up her act as the girl Adrien scorned.
No such luck.
Now she was stuck at a party with a bunch of people she didn’t care about and she wasn’t even succeeding in shaming Adrien into being her date! He was living it up as some Disney fool that got turned into a llama!
The least she could do to salvage the night would be to gain the attention of the new boy that was laughing along with the group Marinette was with. All the better if she could make Marinette’s night a little miserable...
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- Part 6 of The Great Pretender Series
- Part 2 of The Squeakin’ Series
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Marinette is a patient girl. She always has been, but even she has a limit.
Aka, the story where Marinette is done and realizes that sometimes, it's up to her to create her narrative.
This won't be as frequently updated as my other story, but I hope you all will enjoy my salt!
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Marinette has a dream commission from her favorite honorary uncle and his bride. The only problems are a slight time crunch, a pompous manipulator, and...the fact that her Uncle Jag just told her to invite a certain someone as her 'plus one' to the wedding.
She'd better hold onto her pigtails.
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- Part 4 of The Great Pretender Series
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how far would you go for the one you love? How much of your soul would give up to see Justice be done? Would you become a villain and burn the world just for retribution? Mirabel would. Mirabel would do whatever it took to get justice for the killer of her sister. Even if that means becoming a monster like the one that took Luisa away from her? Then a monster she'll become a monster.
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