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One lucky witch. Five book boyfriends come to life. Who will win her heart?
For the brightest witch of her age, Hermione Granger had been an idiot in love. Refusing to repeat her mistakes with Ron Weasley, she began her final year at Hogwarts College singularly focused on one goal.
Fourth year students were eligible to showcase a potion of their own invention. The winner secured a position in the Ministry Department of Potions and Magical Remedies after graduation. Hermione wouldn't rest until that job was hers.
Her love potion wouldn't simply smell like your greatest love, it would point you toward it.
When a test brew went spectacularly wrong, five fictional heartthrobs appeared out of thin air.
Luck had gifted her five perfect candidates for testing her romantic compatibility potion. Even better, those results would reveal her perfect match. This was her chance at a guaranteed happily ever after.
The only problem? She had broken a few school rules to do it.
To avoid getting caught, she had no choice but to turn to her academic rival and nemesis for help. But if she knew anything about Draco Malfoy, it was that he gives nothing for free. -
Unexpected Living by Angelicfox227
Fandoms: 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), 魔界騎士イングリッド | Makai Kishi Ingrid | Hell Knight Ingrid, 対魔忍アサギ～決戦アリーナ～ | Taimanin Asagi Kessen Arena
10 Nov 2025
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Moving to a foriegn country certainly has its ups and downs. But happens when it's literally nothing but ups and only very few downs? Follow Adam as he winds up living what is by far the most bizarre point in his life. Encountering the supernatural, living life among Japanese natives, forming bonds....and most importantly finding love. Or....well that's somewhat important. His life just becomes an utter mess.
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Angel Devil Pink Lingerie by mellowbabies
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
09 Nov 2025
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Aki has found out about “Angel Devil Pink Lingerie” trending on social media and, in all his curiosity, asks Angel about it. Angel offers to show him. They still can’t touch, but they make it work.
(Or: I am really obsessed with the Angel Devil scene in the Chainsaw Man Reze Arc movie and need to think about it at all times every day)
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乔治轻轻挣开他的怀抱，望向窗外，半晌才幽幽吐出一句话：“床上的话不可信。”
all63,双性，现背
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Thundercracker gets turned into a bunny, Jetfire cracks a few jokes
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- 478
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"My sister didn't commit suicide. She was murdered. I know it. Everyone in this fucking city knows it. But yet, everyone acts like everything is fine."
Lisa Marylane is dead. They say she killed herself.
Nobody asks questions. Nobody wants answers.
Except 16 year-old Cassie.
She's not a detective. She's not kind. She's not even sure she's okay.
But she's sure about one thing: she won't shut up.
So she begins to dig.
Digs through the secrets of a town that prefers silence. Among crucifixes stuffed in corpses and glazes that know way more than they say. She digs within herself, through the anger, the guilt, and that all-too-complicated feeling she has for the only boy who’s willing to stay.
But the truth doesn’t let itself be found easily.
The more you dig, the farther you drift from everything that keeps you afloat.
In Woodford, danger isn’t just hidden.
Sometimes, it’s buried. And it’s only waiting to be awakened.- Language:
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It's The Alters, That video game about a man making clones of alternate timeline versions of himself to survive a space expedition, but with Meggy Spletzer from SMG4 who's probably had enough alter ego's and career choices to make up arguable two The Alters.
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我是李全霖的狗 by Anonymous
Fandoms: 垂涎 | ABO Desire (TV 2025), 垂涎 | ABO Desire (TV 2025) RPF, 李沛恩 - Fandom, 李全霖 - Fandom
05 Nov 2025
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霖霖，我可以当你的狗吗？
霖霖老婆我爱你。 -
My Deer Friend Nokotan ~ Novelization/しかのこのこのここしたんたん ~ ノベライゼーション by AkiraAmamiya5
Fandoms: しかのこのこのここしたんたん | Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan | My Deer Friend Nokotan (Manga), しかのこのこのここしたんたん | Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan | My Deer Friend Nokotan (Anime)
05 Nov 2025
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Meet Koshi Torako, a popular girl in her high school. She is a woman of many things, who may deem her as the "perfect girl". But one day, a new schoolgirl emerges, who happens to have... antlers!?
This is an unofficial novelization of "My Deer Friend Nokotan" (しかのこのこのここしたんたん Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan) by Oshioshio... or is it really?
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Night Serenade by MrBigBoiSprite
Fandoms: Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Tankmen (Web Series), Pico's School (Video Games)
05 Nov 2025
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Dreams to Music. To Music to Friendship. To Friendship to Ugh.
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- 1,423
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- 1/1
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Vehicular Manslaughter and Gay People Doing Gay People Things by a_haven_with_two_faces
Fandoms: Spiritbox (Band), Jinjer (Band), Lacuna Coil, Sleep Token (Band), Infected Rain, Suicide Silence, Taylor Swift (Musician)
05 Nov 2025
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this is a joke, do not take this seriously ! Everything in here is not meant to be offensive or mock people, I am simply just joking.
Have fun 😘
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高考完染成绿毛的第一个晚上，我顺了姨夫的西装皮鞋，耳朵上别着周红线赞助的二手玫瑰在刀哥那排练了半宿《允许部分艺术家先富起来》，并打算拿这首意义不明的歌献给江晏——顺便表个小白。
可第二天寒姨告诉我他被卖到KK园区了。这招陈子奚几年前用过一次，同样的招式对圣斗士是没用的。
但我没有办法，只能当一块望夫石，日日盼父归。我发下宏愿，等到再次见到江晏，在下定会做出一些不为世俗接受，但被色狼列队欢迎的淫邪之事。
张一豪对此评价道：“没屁搁愣嗓子，我看你是想吃子弹了。”
年轻的男大学生不想吃子弹，江叔不告而别的事就被他慢慢放进心里，时不时拿出细细咀嚼，想得胸口又酸又涩，直到一年后江晏打开了他的柜门。我没做出那些变态行径，只偷偷拿他在梦里演绎最中性幻想。我偶尔会反思自己太低俗，又觉得对喜欢的人色情不叫低俗，应该是用情至深。
第一人称
现代pa都市传说灵异侦探
少东家认为发生在开封的是东京爱情故事
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daemon :: run out of content = Not Yet. Not Yet. Not Yet. by Eyeball_Enby
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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It’s been a while since Diana realised the dresser under her wasn’t quite right, but now, with her mind a little more her own, she hopes to prod a little deeper than their usual circular nonsense ramblings when she finds herself dragged to nowhere but somewhere.
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A small indulgence in a moment of quiet late in the night.
A small gift for @/Mousjoy!
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- Part 23 of Sleepy's Sfw crk works
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- 174
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Welp, hey there, im Yumi. You dont know me, im not really special. Im just your average 15-year old girl, i have a boring life, and thats how i want it to be.
Well, at least i USED to have a normal life...Until i got dragged into the weird and chaotic country of "(Not) Japan"
A country where gravity, logic, and common sense does not exist. Where you can walk into the streets and see a floating cow, and grass made of noodles??? (Sigh, just bear with me, please?)
Now I'm stuck in an anime parody with a cast of weirdos: a furry wannabe villain, a maniac who won't stop making duck jokes , and a bully who might actually like me??
Basically, come look at my adventures and misadventures, and watch me try (and fail) to remain sane.
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Noct experiences his first prophesy at the young age of 8, where he finds out he is the Chosen King. Since then, he has had a handful more. Over the years, the prophesies stop. In their place Noct is left with highly intense dreams, some of which linger, causing the participants of said dreams to manifest physically in real life for a period of time.
Noct knows they aren’t real, the counterparts created by a combination of his subconscious and the crystal’s magic. But they look, sound and feel as real as Noct’s imagination makes them… So, what’s a prince to do when he starts having sex dreams about his long-term crush and shield, that lead to him waking up next to not one, but several Gladios?
Get caught in the act by his closest friends? Sounds exactly like Noct’s kind of luck…
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How to create a new "Apocalypse Bird" by FreezingGale
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
01 Nov 2025
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NOTICE: This shit makes no sense and I'm only writing it based on a weird comment on a subreddit.
What seemed like it would be just another day fighting to relieve boredom ends up being another disastrous day for the city.
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关于捕食者与被捕食者。
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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两个假直男真深柜的“兄弟”情。
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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Incantation by ScarletFruit for Mountainchick, PennyFB
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
31 Oct 2025
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Penelope is heartbroken. In the morning she will wed Debling, and be lost to her dreams forever.
She has one chance, an incantation she has discovered in her work as scribe, hidden for so long beneath her floorboards.
Or, a piece of mock gothic silliness, Bridgerton style.