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    Marvin has nightmares about his shitty dad

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    Marvin and whizzer go buy a mattress

     

    This is entirely based on that one episode of house where wilson and amber bought a mattress

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    Requested by ILovettAGoodMusical <3

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    Whizzer can't keep doing this. It's always the same shit with Marvin. He needed to leave. But how?

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    he could picture it now; marvin in bed with whizzer, kissing the wound to acknowledge but never talk about it. marvin pressing on the scab to see if whizzer would budge, flinch, fumble. marvin kissing the wound over and over to silently make amends only for it bleed once again under his lips.

     

    ...

    a collection of moments in whizzer and marvin's relationship, starting from the beginning.

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    Upon going to Jason's baseball game, Marvin's attention is instead focused on the coach of the opposing team. ;]

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    On February 21st, 1943, after over 24 hours of labor and the near death of both mother and child, Marvin is born at 1:21:34 AM. He is small and struggles to breathe and the nurse tasked with caring for him prays he’ll make it through the night.

    There’s water in his lungs, you see, fluid he has to hack out to survive. Officially, Marvin starts to breathe without problem on Tuesday afternoon, beginning to cry and not refraining save when he passes out for short, fitful rests.

    Really, he never stops coughing, never stops drowning. The fluid in his lungs is slowly killing him from the day he is born, but Marvin doesn’t die here. Not yet.

    First, he grows up.
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    Otherwise known as a man who loves Marvin too much decides to write out his entire life. A bad biography, if you will

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    Love can tell a million stories. Death can end them all. Forgiveness can begin new ones.

    The lives of Trina, Whizzer, Marvin, and Mendel are more deeply connected than they ever dared to bring up in their adulthood, but after Whizzer passes away, the lives they had lived together in their youth begin to bubble back up to the surface, bringing back the memories of three old friends whom they haven't spoken to in decades.

    This is their story. Treat it with more love and forgiveness than they did.

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    Falsettos college AU !!

    Marvin moves into his amazing (terrible) college dorm, is forced to write a letter to his psychiatrist (friend), and is extremely scared on who the hell his roommate could be.

     

    Oh Jee I Hope It Isin't Somebody He Will Eventually Fall In Love With!

    This fanfic switches between using a letter format, and using a oneshot type format.

    First work in a while (please be nice)

    I swear it will be interesting / get longer once the story progresses !!

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    Cordelia and Whizzer are beginning their first year as college students, prepared to take on the world as two know-it-all hipster eighteen year olds. Although their idiotic behavior and romantic tendencies prove to be a point of contention in their lives.
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    College AU where Whizzer and Cordelia are roommates!

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    Whizzer meets the tight knit family for the first time during one of their weekly family dinners. He learns to grasp the fact that he ruined a family and that he might not love Marvin after all.
    Jason meets his dad's "mistress" for the first time, and he feels as if Whizzer is the only other emotionally mature person in the room to understand his complaints.
    Marvin tries to keep his life under control, but he quickly learns that he cannot do that for everything, driving those he loves away.

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    Whizzer Brown finds out he is rooming with the snobbiest, most childish man known to the planet. However, he catches feelings; the man has a charm to him for some reason. He tries to get this man to love him for all his worth, but Marvin is an oblivious dick!

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    Marvin has always been a quiet kid. Not because he didn’t like anyone at his school (not that he did, though that’s not the point), but because no one liked him. At all.

    Now he’s starting 10th grade at Brooklyn Valley High School in the heart of NYC, and he can’t stand this stupid school. Ninth grade was hell, how is he meant to get through tenth?

    That was until he stumbled across Whizzer Brown at an impromptu racquetball practice. And his life changed.

    DISCLAIMER : This fanfiction is based just on the Falsettos Revival, not the entire Marvin Trilogy with In Trousers. Some characters are changed slightly based on the revival and base their looks around the cast of the Broadway revival

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    Whizzer tries to kick Marvin out, drama ensues. First published fic ever… don’t tell me if it’s horrible .

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    I re wrote Hank and Larry's fight and calls in Boys in the band as Marvin and Whizzer because they all sicken me and I love them dearly

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    "And now everyone hates me a whole bunch, just because I made you cry a little bit at lunch."

    Marvin is living the perfect High school life his father wants for him. If you ignore his disgust for his sickening perfect girlfriend he is living the dream.

    or at least he was... until a certain someone showed up, turned his whole life upside down and had the audacity to look stylish doing it.

    Now Marvin has to try and keep his ideal life in focus. He is perfect and no perfect son is a gay one.

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    Marvin hasn't met any of the teachers and he's only heard of one.

    The P.E. teacher.

    Mr. Brown.

    Marvin doesn't like him. He might go as far to say he hates him.

    Does he have a reason? Yes.

    Does he have a good reason? Well, no. But Marvin can hate whoever he god damn wants okay? And if the only reason is that Jason seems to love him, then what? Let him have something. He's never gonna meet the bastard anyway.

    Or so he thought.

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    “...Hello?”


    Whizzer’s voice was low and raspy, like he hadn’t been awake but not quite asleep either. Like he had been up late. With somebody, or alone. Up late, breathless. Still, he sounded alert. Marvin already felt stupid.


    “Hi. It’s, uh, it’s Marvin.” Do you remember? The fag from the game.


    “Oh.” Whizzer said, and Marvin could hear the smile already blooming on the other end of the line. “I figured. You know, not many people call me this time of the night unless they’re horny or dying.” Marvin didn’t answer right away. He felt the scotch in his hand and the heat crawling up his neck. His whole body reacted. “Which one are you?”

    Well, the situation’s this: it’s 1978 and Marvin takes Jason out to a baseball game. He’s incredibly bored until one Whizzer Brown happens to sit next to him. It’s a terrible place for this and even worse timing, but Marvin always has a hard time saying no to himself.

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    Marvin is a director. Whizzer is an actor. I mean not much to say. I put slow burn but to be honest idek if I should call it that. Whatever!!!

    if you see any spelling mistakes i hope it doesn't bother you because i am NOT fixing them

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    just a quick snapshot of how Marvin and Whizzer's relationship might have been

    hope you enjoy :)

    trigger warnings for domestic violence/abuse and resulting anxieties

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