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I'm Going Back Someday (Come What May) by goodoldfashioneddeliveryboy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
23 Nov 2025
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“…so B-15 pretty much said we were all cool and saved my timeline - correction, our timeline because Wolvie is stuck with me until the end - then three weeks later there I am, watching the most gorgeous glass wood nymph getting put into the kiln on Blown Away season 2, when who should call but none other than those time-horny twats at the TVA. Turns out, we may or may not have fucked up, which resulted in making you fuck something up, which is sending your timeline off its taint and into the unknown stratosphere unless we sort something out in…. 57 hours, give or take.”
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Three weeks post-Deadpool & Wolverine, the TVA need our two, um, heroes(?) to go on another journey through space and time to Earth-28024 - to find a Wolverine that has turned a tiny problem into a gargantuan fuck up.
Luckily, Wade and Logan are total besties and are super equipped to deal with it!
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Meet Shrike: professional assassin, chronic over-sharer, and owner of some very expensive military-grade prosthetics. She's the kind of killer who'll compliment your interior decorating while staging your death as a freak accident.
Armed with deadly skills and zero filters, Shrike turns murder into performance art while providing running commentary on everything wrong with the world. But in a business where everyone has secrets, the most dangerous question might be: who can you really trust?
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Instead of rotting in a prison stasis tank for eternity after surviving the bombing of Arasaka, Johnny Silverhand is released. Things around Night City haven't changed much, so he's getting the band back together. But Johnny has to figure out where he fits into everything 50 years later and not much wiser, including with Kerry's new choom, a weird, uptight corpo-turned-merc chick named V.
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С большой силой вцепляются большие наёмники by fandom Troy Baker and Nolan North 2025 (BBBFF), Riru
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Video Game 2013)
31 Aug 2025
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Уэйд не может быть кем-то другим, но Питера всё устраивает.
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Пицца примирения by fandom Troy Baker and Nolan North 2025 (BBBFF), Riru
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Video Game 2013), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
20 Jul 2025
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Пожалуй, в ночном Готэме уже давно нечему удивляться.
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Close Enough to Burn by vihka
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
25 Jun 2025
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Peter hates Wade.
Hates the way he laughs in the middle of fights.
Hates the dirty jokes.
Hates how he always shows up when Peter doesn’t want company.
Hates how Wade watches him when he thinks Peter isn’t looking back.Or at least… that’s what Peter tells himself.
After a reluctant agreement between the two — “temporary collaboration against a bigger villain” — Peter is forced to spend entire nights with Deadpool, sharing rooftops, backpacks, and insults.
But the verbal sparring starts heating up in a strange way.
A glare that lasts too long.
A hand where it shouldn’t be.
A nasty compliment spoken in a voice that’s just a bit too rough.Peter knows this is going to end badly.
And Wade is counting the seconds until it does.
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【狼贱】奇怪的房间，但是全明星版 by Decsnowflake
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), RPF - Fandom, X-Men (Movieverse)
02 Jan 2025
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喜闻乐见不XX不能出去的房间！中心CP是死侍3里的狼贱(Logan Prime& Wade Prime，第一章里他们还是friends)。从第三章起每章会随机掉落一个：狼1的狼、狼1的韦德、狼3的狼、休、RR，这五位幸运嘉宾会在每章分别跟两位Prime开启剧情，帮助他俩进一步了解对方、解开心结并成为lovers。体位都是狼(休)上贱(RR)下。
*tag里有angst and fluff and smut, 所以这篇除了smut也会走心
房间住客（实时更新）：
Chapter 1&2: 罗根(死侍3)/韦德(死侍3)
Chapter 3: 罗根(死侍3)/韦德(狼1)
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Fake It till You Make It by WildddThinggg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Jan 2025
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Peter Parker is down on his luck. Way, way down.
With Aunt Mays sudden passing, Peter drops out of school to work.
He finds a job at Sister Margarets Home for Wayward Children.
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Collateral Damage by katanaquips
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Cable and Deadpool (Comics), Political RPF - Ukraine 21st c., X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Force (Marvel Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics)
10 Dec 2024
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Calling Wade Wilson’s love life a series of failures would be putting it lightly. When he meets HER in a dingy bar, he gets a spark of hope for love—or at least a sexual outlet—and, surprisingly, it actually works out.
Soon, though, it’s clear they have more in common than just sparks. A shared past, a disdain for “vanilla” commitment, and a thirst for revenge pull them into a dynamic as intense as it is brutal. But as things grow deeper, they find themselves tangled up in more than they bargained for.
Between Wade’s habit of ruining anything good, her control-freak streak, a war in Eastern Europe, and a growing bounty on his head, the stakes rise in unexpected ways. Just where this all leads, even the author doesn’t know yet.
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- Part 1 of Dead Reckoning
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The Wolverine is out for blood und unlucky for Wade, he's covered in it
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【休R狼贱】From the very first day by Miracledom
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Real Person Fiction, Actor RPF
14 Nov 2024
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Hugh和Ryan（还有Logan和Wade）怎么操在一起的故事。
是爱吗？当然是爱。
也夹杂着夕阳，酒，和互相依偎。*作者简直就是给休R写了篇R18爱情小说，没错！哥一直在看着！虽然为ReyRey欣慰但是死侍也想要个完美情人——你懂的，就是那款。
注：Chapter4后Logan才会出场，前期休R，后面变成休R、狼贱，同时会出现贱R贱，以及休贱、狼R暗示。
基本就是做爱—谈感情—做爱—谈感情—一起做爱—谈感情，有感情的温暖淫趴。 -
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如题，关于两匹alpha种马如何在同居后互相解决易感期问题，对此身为Beta的Al表示她真希望自己聋了。
总之是一个暴力又温柔的dom和一个bratty sub做爱（做恨）（放心他们爱死对方了）的故事。*1w+，为什么又爆字数了啊你们两个性爱狂！
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Day 10: Fucking Machine by pandafish
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
10 Oct 2024
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Dr Peter Parker has to treat his omega patient Wade for heat issues, but what should be a standard session with the breeding machine turns out to be a problem when they start trying out the knotted dildos.
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- Part 10 of Kinktober 2024
- Part 2 of The doctor will see you now
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Cut a Six Inch Valley Through the Middle of My Skull by nyarchy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Oct 2024
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— “We should get some good head for this. I volunteer as a tribute to blow you, by the way,” Wade quips matter-of-factly, “One of us does deserve a blowjob. Look, we literally saved the fucking world… The multiverse, all the timelines! Come on, or you can even give me one. We’ll put those blowjob handles to some use, I'm sure they're rusty by now…” —
sometimes you find god when you get on your knees in a dirty bathroom for your sidekick-a love story told through blowjobs
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- Part 2 of I'm On Fire
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Team Red and Their New, Yellow, Feral, And Not Really Well-Adjusted Member by SirKhaotic
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV)
04 Sep 2024
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(Takes place at the end of Deadpool And Wolverine)
After the Events of "Whatever The FUCK That Was" (TM) Logan now has a new problem to face. Or, well, problems. But don't worry! He has friends to help him out this time! Watch him travel new roads and meet old faces, all while fighting the next villain of the week.
(Contains: Spideypool, Trauma (as per usual), And Team Red)
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- Part 1 of Deadpool Fanfics By Yours Truly
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fatal fantasies by flickerfonds
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
17 Aug 2024
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“I don’t want to hurt you, Wade,” he said, voice stern. “Don’t you understand that?”
“I can take it, Peanut. I’m the only one who can, if you think about it. You couldn’t kill me if you tried, and you’ve tried very hard!” Wade responded, tilting his head and nodding. A scarred hand reached out and touched Logan’s thigh, thumb stroking the muscled flesh beneath a layer of latex. “Don’t you want to let go?”
“I’ll think about it.” He responded.
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Wade wants all of Logan, sharp edges included.
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- Part 3 of canon-compliant poolverine <3
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both arms cradle you now by FlowerCitti
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
11 Aug 2024
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He doesn’t want Wade to die.
It’s a realization that makes his knees feel slightly weak, locking with adrenaline to keep himself standing at all. He doesn’t want Wade to die—he’s lost so many already, too many people who dared to get even a little close to him—he’s tired of the damn pattern. He doesn’t know if he could bear it, if he’d survive just one more voice echoing in his skull.
(Or, Logan doesn’t want to lose Wade. So he digs his claws in and he doesn’t let go.)
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Shut Up and Ride by orphan_account
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Aug 2024
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2018 Deadpool: Fuck wolverine.
2024 Deadpool: Fuck wolverine? 🏳️🌈
Or, the typical What Happened In The Honda Odyssey fanfic. Enjoy gay old man yaoi.
I CANT WRITE BY THE WAY BE WARNED
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down bad (waking up in blood) by flickerfonds
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Aug 2024
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“If you hate listening to me speak so much, then you should give my lips something better to do.”
A strong hand was all it took for Logan to once again reverse their positions. This time, he was looming over Wade in a manner that could only be described as predatory. He took his time with a response, letting his eyes roam down to the erection that he could now feel accompanied his own.
“Like what, bub?”
Wade peeled his mask back just enough to free his scarred lips. Put it all on red, baby!
“Like this,” Wade said, and surged upwards.
--what really happened in the honda odyssey
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- Part 1 of canon-compliant poolverine <3
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"Well, the problem is that our fight in the car was really hot, and whenever I think about it, I get horny," Wade explains, in one breath. "And I don't think I should tell you, because you're going try to kill me, again. Which means I'm going to get horny and hornier until my dick falls off, which is a pity, because you don't know what you're missing."
Fuck, Wade really needs to learn when to shut up.
"You want to get fucked, that's the problem?" Logan asks.
"No!" Wade immediately says. "Yes! Fuck, I don't know."
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Updated with bonus chapter: getting together