12 Works in Nonbinary Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)

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    It's 2016 at the Magnus Institute, London, with one big change--Gerry's book got back to the building, which means he was able to tell them everything. Nothing's fundamentally changed, per say. They all still work here. But they know significantly more now, which means one thing: less hellish life, more workplace shenanigans, including convincing every Archives employee to join one quite chaotic discord server. Soon enough, they're not the only servants of entities with this idea, either...

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    “…You want me to get close to them,” Gerard says, slowly.

    “In a manner of speaking,” Gertrude replies.

    Gerard pauses, considering her words. It takes him a minute to even begin to formulate a response but he manages. Incredulously, he asks, “Are you telling me you want me to try and seduce the Distortion?”

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    Before Jon can even reply, Michael leans in close. “I had a feeling, well, a suspicion based on our little interactions, that you are not especially inclined to the pursuit of carnal pleasures.”

    Jon frowns, his brow furrowed. “And what does that have to do with anything?”

    “Michael Shelley was a similar sort. Are you of the nature to be repulsed by such things or are there exceptions? Or do you like it after you Know someone?” Michael laughs at that.

    “It’s— I fail to see how this is relevant.”

    Michael sighs. “Oh, Archivist. I am propositioning you, if you’re the sort to be propositioned.”

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    On the twelfth hour of the first day of October 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Elias Bouchard, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

    He got seven of them.

     

    (the umbrella academy, but everyone is from the magnus archives lol)

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    Turns out avatars have a sort of CPS but for new avatars going on.

    It also turns out that Elias, as Jon's avatar 'parent', is a deadbeat and unfit to help him be a proper avatar.

    Jon finds this out when Simon Fairchild breaks down Elias' door and Breekon and Hope take him to a safe house.

    Features: found family, Elias Bouchard being a bastard, NotSasha, worldbuilding, etc etc

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    There's a house it built a while ago. Not inside its door but very much outside of it. Built? Maybe created would be a better word. Or rather, changed, for the walls and structure had always been there but Michael had gone inside and made the thing its own. Perhaps it was time to pay the place a visit.

    If only the Corruption hadn't chosen to take up residence within it.

    A person has moved in and Michael doesn't like to share its meals with others.

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    Gerry is recovering from top surgery and the distortion comes to pay him a visit. Not sure if I'll continue this so if I don't he's a little one shot fluff of me projecting.

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    Martin's long-time best friend and secret crush, Jon, starts dating a guy named Gerry. While Martin nurses his feelings and does his best to support his friend, he ends up meeting Gerry's odd roommate, Michael. Somehow, the two end up getting closer than either expects.

    [This is a WIP; it is only partially written and will remain incomplete]

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    When Martin falls ill, Michael, as the only one who can't get sick, is tasked with looking after him. This should be a mere inconvenience, nothing more. So why can't they just figure out why they feel so strange, and why is it suddenly very important that they make him chicken soup, and why on earth have they started purring?

    AKA Michael has a stupid little monster crush.

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    Michael shows up in an absolutely ridiculous maid dress to surprise Martin. This doesn't go quite as expected.

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    “Let’s sneak them all out! Old Man Magnus and Wheezy Lukas go to sleep early, and that evil bitch doesn’t care where Gerry is, or with who, as long as he doesn’t report her to the police! Let’s do it! Come on, Mikey!”

    “His name’s not actually Magnus-”

    She tsks at him and slaps a hand over their mouth. Zey’re tempted to lick it, which they proceed to do. She yelps and hits him on the shoulder.

    “You bastard! That’s disgusting! So I’m taking that as a yes?”

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    dead people on a kayaking trip. look at the tags for a better summary i'm bad at summaries ghfjdksjfh--

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