Pocket Size Crowley
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Aziraphale can’t actually be suggesting what Crowley infers he’s implying… Satan bless it, he can’t even bring himself to think the thought without discorporating on the spot.
“On a what?” he chokes out, because there can be no room for error here.
Aziraphale glances away, then opens and closes his mouth multiple times before whispering: “On a date.”
“Which date?” he asks dumbly, hands desperately itching for his sunglasses. He’d break eye-contact and look for them if he didn’t suspect he was hallucinating the whole thing. “Like… like a specific day?”
Aziraphale’s expression, a heady mix of hopeful and anxious, melts once again into haughty annoyance.
“Goodness gracious, no. I meant on a date. Like… like, you know, romantically,” he clarifies, fidgeting. “With another person.”
Whatever excitement Crowley was starting to feel dies a very sudden, very depressing death...*
(Or: Aziraphale tries to ask Crowley on a date, but they misunderstand each other. So Crowley agrees to help Aziraphale pick up someone in a bar while secretly trying to sabotage him; little does he know that the angel is also trying to sabotage the whole thing. Shenanigans ensue. And kisses too.)