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    The Dream SMP is a legend.

    A server that vanished without a trace, the only ones left to speak of it a scant few. Over the years since, even the enticing embers that can be dug up have grown cold.

    Instead, a new server is on many people's lips. It's a tiny thing, by all accounts; only a handful of residents. They offer a temporary rest and supplies for those who most need it. The lost, the desperate, those on the run-- all can find a home there...if only for a few days.

    While they might not be allowed to stay longer, they find that The Inn welcomes its guests with a warmth and cheer befitting its name.

    …At least, as far as most people know. Anyone who can be missed leaves unscathed, but, well…

    Not everyone is that lucky.

    [Branching AU from Blood & Gold; splits at chapter 21. Anything after that, including Fool’s Gold, is a different timeline. You really do need to read up to chapter 21 of Blood & Gold, though, or this won't make any sense.

    No set update schedule. It updates when it updates.]

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    9/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    658
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    Listen, everyone knows the typically school story of the bad boy falling in love with the good girl, and her falling back despite the warnings. Then he ends up breaking her heart, and then 10 years later they’ve both matured and somehow reconnected and BAM they’re together again and it was meant to be all along.

     

    But… this wasn’t a story. And George felt stupid as fuck for falling into a gay version of this fucking cliche.

     

    George moved to America to study computers and coding and go to school, not fall for the hot biker guy bad boy who apparently isn’t even a bad boy!

     

    Oh and his best friend is hot too, what’s up with that?

     

    (Rated E for later chapters)

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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    9,498
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    Cucurucho fucking kills everyone Cellbit loves and Jaiden is also present because I can do that

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    555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    564
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    Jack and Niki learn of what’s been happening to Dream in prison, and decide to break him out. Jack takes Dream’s place, disguising himself as Dream, while Niki takes the real Dream back to her house to nurse him back to health.

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    English
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    10,351
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    460
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    Alex Quackity is a nobody, in the grand scheme of things. He's just one cog in a greater machine. After being cut loose from any semblance of monotony he'd grown used to, he tries to find meaning.

    He finds that meaning in the hands of a certain android, and in the familiar comfort of Las Nevadas. He presses forwards all with the ultimate goal; to gain revenge for his missing eye. Technoblade will pay, whether he likes it or not.

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    English
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    45,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    778
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    A player of Minecraft gets transported to a place in Japan after her Nether portal gets destroyed mid-teleport. Her friends try to find ways to get her back. Meanwhile, CreatorHere is living the life of a familiar anime. Will she leave the DSMP for a fantasy she loves for good, or will she return to her friends' arms again? Join CreatorHere, as she tries to find ways to see the SMP again while being in a universe she'd fantasized being in for so long, but in a place she doesn't belong to.

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    2,399
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    410
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    { THIS IS A AU I MADE,IDC IF YOU USE IT JUST GIVE CREDITS }

     

    What if after the fight between Karlnapity,Sapnap left for Las Nevadas?Leaving Karl and George alone,no one to help run a whole ass kingdom while Karl is starting to get depressed.

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    269
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    463
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    Tubbo didn’t expect to be dragged into the underworld of L’Manburg by a blonde string-bean of a kid.
    Of course, he also didn’t expect to be sold to one of the biggest crime lords in the city by his father to settle a debt, but life kinda works like that sometimes.

    or,

    Tubbo takes a crash course in high levels of crime

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
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    116
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,040
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    Forest is a dreamon, so is dream and clay is the host.
    The smp has hell awaiting

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    3
    Hits:
    167
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    This is not a tale with a happy ending. The aftermath is soaked in blood, ash, and bitter spite.

    He was warned. He didn't listen.

    Actions have consequences.

    =====

    He's not alone in his body.

    Tommy has been aware of this for a long, long time. He knows the hungry, greedy thing in his heart is dangerous and wrong, so he's spent years keeping it locked away.

    The problem is that it's broken out. The problem is that it's grown attached.

    The problem is that his mentor has his own monster.
    OR: During Pogtopia, Tommy makes a deal with Dream for his aid in regaining L’manburg. When offered anything, Dream chooses the thing that Tommy least expected; to become his mentor.

    What follows is the story of someone who held the world in his hands and lost it all.

    [Can be read independently of Three to the Infinite, though the followup cannot be!]

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    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    510
    Kudos:
    537
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    14,178
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    Dream wasn't prepared for what faced him when his eyes focused.

    The room was a perfect replica of the prison cell in Pandora's Vault. Every crack in the obsidian, the lectern, the chest, the cauldron, every part of it was the same. Out of anyone on the server, he would be the person to know.

    "What..?"

    --

    You know that deleted lore Dream mentioned on a Twitter space the other day? Yeah, this is it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,064
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    What happens after 'The Final Las Nevadas Stream'

    Quackity has recovered physically from losing his second canon life, but has he recovered mentally? The lonely leader of the country wanders alone, unsure what to do next.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    666
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    It had been about a year and 6 months since Dream had killed Tommy since Tommy dared go near the prison. He wasn’t afraid, not anymore, he just knew what could happen if he went back in there, he did only have one canon life left after all.

    The nightmares still happened occasionally, images of fists and dark obsidian filling his vision as he screamed for Sam, begged for Sam. But it was okay, he was okay. Even if he would wake up screaming and clutching at his chest, feeling the phantom fists beating down on him, even if each time he caught sight of the atrocious building he got the overwhelming urge to run as fast and far as possible, putting worlds of the distance between him and that damned prison.

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    36,266
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,103
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    Summary

    what dream did after escaping prison with Technoblade but made it angsty and dream trans

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    2,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,280
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    Technoblade wasn’t sure what he was expecting when he saw the distant black and white figure approaching, but it wasn’t this.

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    1,252
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    399
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    Alternate scenario where Quackity kidnaps Tommy to try to convince Dream give him the revive book.

    (I can't do summaries, guys, just give it a chance)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,316
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    7,128
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    Karl, a simple villager, Quackity, a struggling magician, and Sapnap, a Jinni, meet under… less than ideal circumstances.

    What would you do when the chips are down?

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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    134
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    The day after Dream escapes, Wilbur learns one of Quackity's darker secrets, where Fundy's been, and what happened to Ranboo

    the triggers are in the tags but also just a general CW for:

    nonconsensual drugging, torture, sexual content, nonsexual bondage, suicide attempt, suicidal thoughts, references to torture, a fight scene, rough sex, blood, bruises, manipulation, death, abuse, arguing, absentee fathers, and more

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,814
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    Purpled refuses to give up on his past and his present refuses to give up on him.

    Sapnap refuses to let even the people he loved hurt the family he can never stop loving.

    Punz refuses to sit by when their brothers need them no matter the cost, even if the price is their blood.

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    English
    Words:
    22,159
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    403
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    7,022
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    ("Yo, this man.." Techno sighs, leaning back and resting his head against the cold wall. Peering up at the camera, the pinkette rolls his eyes. "Quackity, you really have no sense of style. If you're tryin' to intimidate me, you could like, splatter some blood 'round."

    "You shut up, shut the fuck up." Quackity hisses over the intercom. "You're not here for some fucking- fucking whatever you're doing, Techno, you're here for information. You're here for telling me everything, and your little friend Philza isn't gonna save you.")

    or:
    whumptober day 12: torture | made to watch | begging

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    320
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,756

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