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• mission : gayfailure and cute barista by orionic

  Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  11 Jun 2025

  Tags

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  • Isagi Yoichi/Michael Kaiser
  • Michael Kaiser
  • Isagi Yoichi
  • Alexis Ness
  • Bachira Meguru
  • Hiori You
  • Chigiri Hyouma
  • Kurona Ranze
  • Itoshi Rin
  • Itoshi Sae
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Alternate Universe - No Blue Lock
  • Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés
  • Social Media
  • Chatting & Messaging
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • Fandom Shenanigans
  • Michael Kaiser is Whipped
  • Mentally Stable Michael Kaiser
  • Somewhat
  • Alexis Ness is So Done
  • Michael Kaiser was a child actor
  • Retired and stayed famous
  • Bullied by his own fans kinda
  • other characters to be added - Freeform
  • Gay Panic
  • author's humor
  • Isagi Yoichi is So Done
  • Romance will come
  • eventually
  • Not Beta Read
  • Timeline What Timeline
  • Pls don't focus on it..
  • Alternate Universe - Actors
  • i guess

  Summary

  M Kaiser @godchosenemperor ✔️ ・ 3h ago
  guys i failed again… the latte was worth it tho ig

   

  Miya @._miiya-. ・ 3h ago
  replying to @godchosenemperor
  kaiser ily but ur gayfailing so hard it’s embarrassing

   

  Or, former child actor Kaiser's trials and tribulations to get that one cute barista's number, except that he's had unrestrained access to the Internet as a kid, posted about his gayfail once out of desperation, and became the butt of every joke on Twitter. Featuring his entirely unhelpful fandom and his mutual love/hate relationship with them.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,499

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

  101

  Kudos:

  210

  Bookmarks:

  41

  Hits:

  2,341