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    Rio Vidal hasn’t bitten a living person in almost a century - not even when the hunger scraped her ribs raw.
    No, she follows her rules, the ones she carved into herself - and she never breaks them. Not ever.
    Until one night, after neglecting her hunger for almost a week, she gets sloppy sneaking into Westview Memorial's Blood Bank and a dark-haired, really beautiful nurse puts her hand in front of her food.
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    or recluse vampire g!p Rio and nurse Agatha w a biting kink

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    Literally an Imagine Me & You au with a few extra bonuses.
    Agatha meets her soulmate at her bachelorette party and their connection is immediate and undeniable.
    But not believing it and ignoring all signs, Agatha chooses to go through with her wedding, risking her shot at true love.

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    The Witch Killer stopped practicing magic decades ago, and since then, Death has become, well, bored. Until one day, she's reaping a soul, and comes across Agatha Harkness' ad for her cooking class.
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    OR g!p Rio's dick spurts hollandaise and twitter didn't think I'd actually write this

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    When Wanda suggests that they explore having a threesome and Agatha finds out with whom, she isn’t as reluctant as she thought she’d be.

    or

    Agatha finds herself cucked and Wanda finds herself unknowingly emotionally-cucked.

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    Rio Vidal loved two things in life: being a cowboy and Agatha Harkness.

    Or: Twenty-five-year-old Rio accidentally knocks up her favorite girl at Lilia’s brothel—A chaotic omegaverse western.

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    The collar around her neck was rusted, ancient, and etched with green runes that pulsed faintly. A dull ache of dark magic radiated from it.
    Agatha stepped closer.

    The girl’s head twitched toward her.

    Eyes locked. And for a moment, Agatha felt a presence behind those eyes—something old, deeper than human thought. Wild. Dangerous. Not broken. Contained.

    Only barely.

    She was filthy. Beautiful in a ruined, feral sort of way. Her chest rose and fell with slow, tense rhythm. Her body was both tense and graceful, as though she could leap or lunge in the same breath

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    You had once believed fate pulled you to Rio. It was a story like the ones on your shelf: a perfect wedding, a happy family, a house by the beach to grow old in.

    But you did not live in a storybook. In the real world, fate is what pulls lovers apart. It was inevitable that Princess Natalia would decide you were to be her wife--girls like you were simply pawns in the game of power, not heroines, and marriage was a tool, not the ending of a novel.

    If only fate had been kinder to you.

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    Agatha has always been a dreamer. As a teenager, she used to dream of what her life could be like one day. But all those dreams were burnt to the ground when she turned 18 and was suddenly thrown into the role of gentle housewife to a husband her mother had picked out for her. Now she is 38 and as she looks at herself in her bathroom mirror she can't quite recognise the person staring back at her.

    Rio is 27, they’re a bartender and they love their job they really do but when they lie down in their cold bed every night they’re reminded of how lonely they feel, of how they wished their life had turned out differently, of how they wished they could meet someone that wouldn't break their heart, someone that would stick around for a little longer than a good time.

    What happens when the two of them meet ?

    OR Agatha feels stuck in a life that isn’t hers and Rio wishes their life was different. When they meet, sparks fly and an affair begins. Will Agatha leave her husband ? Will Rio allow themselves to love and be loved ?

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    Agatha whipped her head and body towards the student. “What the fuck is your problem?”

    “No problem,” She shook her head, smirking. “I like talking to you.”

    “You like pissing me off.” Agatha sniped, plucking her glass off the bar when it arrived.

    “Those two seem to be one in the same.”

    “Just tell me something.” She said after letting a sip burn down her throat. “Where do you get off speaking to a respected professor like that?”

    “Like what?”

    “You were argumentative, disrespectful, dismissive–”

    “No, Agatha, that was you.”

    “Dr. Harkness.” Agatha corrected. “Only people I like can call me Agatha and I don’t like you.”

    “Now, that’s not true.” Rio tilted her head. “You’re talking to me, aren’t you?”

    OR

    Newly tenured professor, Dr. Agatha Harkness, has nothing to prove. That is until she meets a smug, twenty-three year old PhD student in Copenhagen after her first keynote speech. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Agatha seeks to put Rio in her place by any means necessary. No matter what the consequences…

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    And Gods, did Agatha wish that night Rio had proposed instead of Alice.
    She shook out of her jealousy, tilting her head, “Rio, we aren’t going to the bar. Don’t you remember Alice ordering us to dress up for the club?”
    Rio mimicked the tilt of her head, “Club?”
    She held back annoyed huff, but even then her annoyance was replaced with concern. How could Rio forget? Alice was her best friend.
    Agatha reached up, the back of her hand grazing her girlfriend’s forehead, “Sweetheart, are you feeling alright?”
    Rio batted her hands away like an annoyed child.
    “The strip club, Alice told us her bachelorette is at the strip club.”

    OR

    They go to a strip club, Agatha's plan backfires, but then doesn't and she gets railed.

    OR

    POSSESSIVE RIO MY LOVE

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    Agatha and Rio meet through an mmo rpg and through harmless flirting they get to know one another and play-pretend of being in love. Sure this will have no consequences and affect them in no way whatsoever. Especially in relation to a young orphan they meet in the same game.

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    Agatha Harkness writes for the New York Times. She covers power, corruption, scandal, not sports. But when she’s sent to profile WNBA star Rio Vidal during the playoffs, things spiral fast. Agatha was supposed to ask questions. Instead, she let Rio fuck her a few nights into the series. Now it’s sideline glares, locked hotel doors, and a birthday party where Agatha shows up just to remind everyone who Rio belongs to.

    WNBA Rio & reporter Agatha AU

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    Chapter 16:
    At first, she’d been patient, because Rio hadn't truly ignored her. She texted her in between her group projects, late nights, friends pulling her in a dozen directions. That was fine. Agatha could give her space, she wasn’t clingy. But seven days without so much as a kiss? Seven days of bland little texts about how tired Rio was, or what her lab partner had done wrong this time? Agatha was done waiting.

    Because they couldn’t just sleep together once and leave it there. That was ridiculous. Girlfriends didn’t do that. Agatha didn’t do that.
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    - G!P Rio! <- that’s your warning

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    A prequel to the Fight Me! Omegaverse Series

    Before Rio, Agatha thought she was happy. She had life goals, a budding law career, and a mate.

    But, a pending FBI investigation into her husband's company begins to put stress on her relationship. What happens when she begins to question herself and everything she thought she wanted?

    Will it be worth it to sacrifice freedom for submission, or is there another path she can take?

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    That’s when a figure stands up and then speaks in an all too familiar tone. “Oh, shit. This isn’t my cottage.”

    Agatha feels her jaw slacken when she realizes she’s staring at herself. Well, almost herself. This self looks a little more weathered, be it the metaphorical weight on her shoulders or the actual streak of grey highlighted in the front of her hair.

    “What in the hell,” Agatha says.
    _____

    OR, the döppelganger Agatha smutfic.

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    Rio and Agatha have fun on the fake witches road.

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    Agnes O'Connor is Wanda's hoot of a neighbour. Agatha Harkness wants to steal the Scarlet Witch's power. Rio Vidal just wants to spend time with Agatha, no matter what she's calling herself

    ‘You see, there’s no room for you in this little narrative,’ she purred. ‘Agnes, she has a husband. It’s the fifties, sweetheart, I can’t be swanning about with my lesbian lover. What would the neighbours think?’ She dropped her jaw, feigning shock.
    ‘What’s his name?’
    ‘I told Wanda that his name was Ralph.’
    Rio nodded. ‘I can handle that.’
    Agatha arched a brow. She stepped even closer into Rio’s space.
    ‘Oh, you want to be Ralph? Hmm? You want to play house and tie me down in some other woman’s fantasy?’

    Agatha Harkness arrives in Westview looking to cause chaos and steal Wanda’s power. Her plans are changed when Rio joins her and they decide to put aside their differences in the name of fucking with Wanda and fucking each other. Always a performer at heart however, they can't begin until Agatha is sure they both know their new characters inside and out.

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    As they make their way out to where her bike is parked, she is stopped in her tracks as Agatha gasps and laughs loudly.

    “Oh, of course,” She says with a teasing tone. “Ridiculously hot, eyebrow slit, leather jacket and a bike that looks too big for you to handle, please don’t tell me this all isn’t to make up for you being shit in bed?”

    Rio laughs, like really laughs, the tension of the night finally coaxing the confidence she knows she has out of her, she whips Agatha round to face her and guides her back against the bike

    “Why don’t you ask nicely and maybe you can find out?”

    “Oh, is that all it takes?” Agatha replies eyebrows raised, she runs her tongue across the top of her teeth as her hands come to pull Rio in closer. “A little, ‘please handsome take me home and show me how big it really is?’, is that what gets you going?”

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    “Agatha, I need to fuck you right now,” Rio says, reaching down to unzip their slacks.

    Agatha swears she just got whiplash.

    “Here?” Agatha pants, as Rio pushes her lightly to lean over the pew in front of them.

    “Yeah god, I don’t think I’ve ever wanted you so badly actually,” Rio pants.

    “Less than five minutes ago you were on the verge of a mental breakdown and now you want to rail me?”

    Series
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    362
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    29
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    6,178

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