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If there were any scientists left alive, they would agree with the wildly popular opinion that while 2021 sucked, what came afterwards deserved to be taken out to the back and shot.
It was subtle at first, a few cases here and there, nothing really too dire. Until it was everywhere. "Psychovirales" as it became known as was, in all simplicity, the classical, end of the world, zombie virus.
Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are much too tired for this.
(This work is a revised and reupload of "my god, it's full of stars". Updates will be most Tuesdays and Fridays.)
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“You nervous?” Dave turned to the sound of his brother’s voice, momentarily distracted from the half-folded paper in his hands.
“Nah, not really?” he replied with a shrug, partially surprised at the question. “This job seems pretty standard. Transporting a retired ship to its home planet for scrapping. Easy peasy.”
Born as a set of quadruplets, Dave and his siblings grew up attached to each others’ sides like a human monkey chain. Having each others’ backs proved more difficult once they became young adults, however. Their separate interests began pulling them in different directions, but thankfully Dave and his siblings did share the desire to leave Mars together. They had all decided to go the “interstellar traveler” route, and agreed to take multiple tracks at the Interstellar Travel Academy to become their own self-sustaining crew and eventually buy their own ship.
One morning Dave woke up to an Earth-based company looking for an individual with both engineering and pilot experience, which he was. With only one other crewmate aboard the payout would be insanely good, so Dave took it without hesitation. And now the day had finally come.
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Roxy Lalonde gets asked to do a lot by a lot of people.
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Twelve trolls rule over the Universe and are worshiped as gods. Four children are chosen to undergo apotheosis.
You haven't heard this story before, have you?
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The game is over, and however many years it's been later the victors have found a way to bring those who didn't make it back to life. Eridan Ampora is among those few. The problem is, he's not sure he deserves to be there. It doesn't seem like anyone else is quite so sure, either.
This is a story about Eridan wrestling with gender, relationship issues, guilt, and his own deeply unpleasant personality. It's also about the beauty of discovering yourself, and about being stalked by evil mental illness demons.
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice.
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Jul 2025
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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Jane Crocker is the most beautiful girl Roxy Lalonde has ever known. One day, she’s going to lose her nerve and just kiss her.
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Oh, the song of you sings in me still
Thing is, I'm pretty certain that it always will
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Officially, the tealblood Terezi Pyrope died in a tragic accident involving her kismesis and a conveniently placed noose. A loss to the empire, for sure, but you were never chilly enough to justify more than a slap on a clown’s wrist.
By your estimation, you’d be missed by your nubby flushcrush, a panbroken Helmsman, and even the clown, if only for the lack of a punching bag. (Vriska excluded, because she’d never let you do anything fun without her—not even dying.)
BLACK BOX TRANZLATED. ANNOTATED R. LALONDE, PhD.
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Roxy likes to think of herself as a pretty good babysitter. She's perfectly fine not getting a second opinion on that.
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Jake English is reluctantly preparing to end a two-year relationship with Dirk Strider when he gets a call from Dirk's little brother Dave: Dirk is dead with no apparent cause. Bereft and robbed of closure, he can think of only one thing to do.
He needs to go to the underworld to trade his soul for Dirk's, and bring Dirk back to life.
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John Egbert received an invitation to a party to congratulate how far Earth C has came But he's been hiding away, ignoring all his friends to live alone in depression. He knows he cant bare to be alone any longer and he misses them.
What treats and tricks will ensue?
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Didn't have a place to put all my AU notes, so I'm subjecting all of you to my brain vomit.
EDIT: Well, poop. I accidentally made a story out of said notes. Oh well.
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Lara English has just accepted she's nonbinary, but before she tells her boyfriend Dirk, she needs to make sure he's 100% on board.
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you have no chance of dying if you've never been alive by the_ragnarok
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Jul 2025
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It starts small. Barely noticeable. An incorrect log here, a skewed sensor there.
Companion piece to written in the starlight (every line on your palm) by tessen_nhs
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The Last Flight of the Toreador by sarcasticcelery
Fandoms: Homestuck, Professional Wrestling
13 Jul 2025
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John Egbert-Crocker, a new face in the Skaia Wrestling Federation thanks to his connections to his sister, CEO Jane Crocker, and his girlfriend, famous heel Vriska Serket (AKA Captain Fang), finds himself struggling to find a way to help his fellow wrestler, and good friend, Tavros Nitram, AKA El Torero Fantasma, not get fired due to poor audience appeal.
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You're name is Jake English- A blood sucking creature of the night.
You live in a rural area-it's mainly abandoned but it works
Who knows what your gonna get yourself into on the beach
A new friend? Maybe some drama? Who knows- Language:
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The Islands of Prospit had just come to an era of peace after a millennia of blood-soaked lands. The Lands of Troll and Humankind had finally come to an agreement to end this brutal war of despair between their kind.
However, lurking in the Medium laid the reflection of a forgotten empire across the water…***
The Aspects are a group of crime fighters that have been working for a millenia to repair the damage on the City of Derse inflicted by the horrorterrors.
After part of their most experienced aspects had been threatened by a new threat they must flee to Prospit with the help of a ghost and a mistake.