19 Works in Sarcastic Steve Rogers
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Princess of The Void by Blitzen_Caribou
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Captain America (Comics), Avengers (Comics), Winter Soldier (Comics)
09 Feb 2025
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A mischievous magic user taunts SHIELD until they send Captain America after her. The more they meet the more they flirt as he realizes she's a vigilante, until her capture. Now She needs his help escape the abuse of her power.
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Truths and Roses Have Thorns About Them, by FestiveFerret (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for TheBirdsWorkForTheBourgeoisie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Aug 2024
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Steve has a secret. And then he makes a poorly-timed joke to a reporter, and suddenly he has two secrets.
One: He's in love with his best friend.
Two: Despite what the press thinks, they're not actually dating.Podfic of Truths and Roses Have Thorns About Them by FestiveFerret.
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Game of Survival by Witty_Name_Here
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
29 Mar 2023
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How do you wake up from a nightmare when you’re not even asleep?
Adrianna’s spent so much time trying to stay alive that she’s forgotten that who she is and who she’s needed to be to survive are not the same. Luckily, Natasha and Bucky know a little something about finding a way out of the darkness and piecing themselves back together. They want to help—if she’ll let them.
But can she honestly call it hell if she likes the way it burns?
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Feels Like Team Spirit by MaddieWritesStucky (Madeleine_Ward)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Mar 2022
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The pregame rituals of one are for the good of all, at the end of the day.
So when Bucky steps out of the bathroom of his and Steve’s shared hotel room the night before an away game, wearing nothing but Steve’s jersey and asking ‘feelin’ lucky, Thirteen?' it’s really a service to the entire team that Steve drops what he’s doing, and gets really fucking naked, real fuckin’ quick.
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In which Steve and Bucky screw for the good of the team. And ONLY for the good of the team.
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- Part 2 of JockVerse
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The Captain's Mother by rox_fanfics
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jun 2020
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Tony looked at the woman with a confused expression before turning to face Steve, who looked pale and shell shocked.
“Ma?” He said, quietly, making Tony raise his eyebrows.
“That’s your mom?” Tony asked, pointing at the unconscious woman, Steve just nodded, “Well, this must be a time machine of some kind, her DNA does connect to yours, after all,”
“She can’t be here-”
“I know, Cap, but this machine looks like it was a one-use deal, if the smoking is anything to go by. I’ll have to fix it or build a new one before she can leave,”
OR, Tony touches something he shouldn't have, Sarah Rogers is a gift to this world, and Steve is just tired.
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You Didn’t Have a Sweetheart? by rox_fanfics
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
02 Jun 2020
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The head handler rolled his eyes, “And where would you suggest we find someone like that? All of our agents have directly interacted with The Asset or are too threatening to give him any sense of calm. He needs to be calm or he won’t eat, and he’s of no use to us when he’s unable to walk from lack of sustenance,”
The junior handler scratched his chin, thinking.
Just then, an idea seemed to strike him like lightning.
“We have a man, Steven Rogers, who has only been with us for a short while. He’s scrawny and probably won’t survive any experiments, much less the chair. He is the least threatening person I’ve ever seen, he’s perfect,”
The Head handler cocked an eyebrow, smirking slightly.
“Alright then,” he said, “let’s introduce them,”
AKA The Skinny!Steve kidnapped by HYDRA AU that no one asked for
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- Part 1 of James Barnes Has a Life
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Nowhere You’d Expect by rox_fanfics
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 May 2020
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“As soon as the plane touched down, the door opened and Tony could hear a dog barking from the inside of a farmhouse to their left.
“Bucky?” The avengers all turned to see a small man standing on the porch of the house, a german shepherd barking at his feet.
James smiled, something the Avengers didn’t see much.
“Hey, Stevie,”
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OR instead of going to Clint's house in AoU, Bucky takes the Avengers to his and Steve's house on the countryside
This is part of a series. Reading them in order is recommended, though this can be read as a stand-alone.Series
- Part 3 of James Barnes Has a Life
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Of McDonalds and Mythomagic by RedIsntWriting
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Sep 2019
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Steve and Nico are old friends and meet up. The curious Avengers follow, wondering where their leader is going.
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Tony reached for the file opening it slowly, on top was a memorandum filled with dark black lines of redacted information. Clever hazel eyes widened as he skimmed through the text and the horrible truth became clearer.
“There were two?” he mumbled.
Fury hummed, “It would appear the history books got it wrong, Erksine used the serum twice….once on James Barnes, known as Captain America and the other, his best friend, a man named Steve Rogers.”
Tony leafed through the old papers, “How did we not know?”
Fury leaned forward than looking surprisingly pensive, "They scrapped the program, and Barnes was turned over to do bond drives with the war effort, while Rogers…he was sent to a secret facility.”
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- Part 1 of Winter Steve
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Truths and Roses Have Thorns About Them by FestiveFerret for rueckenfigur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Nov 2018
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Steve has a secret. And then he makes a poorly-timed joke to a reporter, and suddenly he has two secrets.
One: He's in love with his best friend.
Two: Despite what the press thinks, they're not actually dating. -
We Are Spirits (In A Material World) by ScarletQuake
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, American Horror Story
25 Oct 2018
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Steve Rogers is a struggling artist. When he moves to Los Angeles in the hopes of making a bigger name for himself, he has no choice but to move into the infamous Murder House. It's also where he meets Bucky, the mysterious guy who definitely isn't who he says he is. With mysteries to solve and trying his best not to get himself killed every few minutes while also falling head over heels for Bucky, Steve is pretty sure his life will never be the same again.
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We're Up All Night To Get Bucky, or Here Comes the Sam (doo doo doo doo) by CaptainShade
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
06 Oct 2018
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Just, a lot of whump. Post Civil War. Cross-posted on Fanfiction.net. There's a new organization like Hydra, and they want the Winter Soldier too.
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Buried by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Sep 2017
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When Howard Stark demands Tony work at a dig site in S.America one summer to "build character" and "learn about life", Tony is furious.
But then he meets soldier/archeologist Steve and falls in love with blue eyes and a perfect smile. Just as they are ready to move forward together, Steve leaves abruptly with no explanation and breaks Tonys heart.
Ten years later, Tony stumbles across the file for the old dig site. He's determined to visit and shut it down, but discovers that instead of a village, the dig has unconvered a temple and actually needs MORE money to stay open. A security team is hired to protect the staff and the artifacts they find, and Tony comes face to face with Steve Rogers all over again– except Steve is bearded and BIGGER and way more dangerous than he used to be...And Tony likes it.
When the camp is attacked, Steve jumps into action, snatching Tony and running into the jungle to escape and work their way towards safety.
But long days and nights together bring back old feelings, and one day Steve takes a risk and asks Tony to give them another chance.
Will Tony say yes? Or is his heart buried too far for the soldier-turned- archaeologist-turned-mercenary to find it? -
The Monsters in Our Pasts by Zola9612 for luna_was_taken
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
31 May 2017
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Fulfills this prompt:
9- Supernatural creatures AUWith parts from this prompt:
4- The team has to visit/move into the old Stark Mansion temporarily, Clint goes snooping and finds a bunch of old homemade VHS cassettes. When after a bit of convincing Tony gives the ok they gather everyone up to watch them. The videos show Maria, Peggy, Ana and Jarvis and kid!Tony. Tony and Steve get all teared up bc of Peggy and Bucky can't deal with how cute Tony was. Bonus points for Howard being a shitty parent and godmother!Peggy shutting him down.When Stark Tower is damaged in an attack, the team is forced to move into Tony's childhood home. It is there that Tony's many secrets start to unravel.
AU after Winter Soldier
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- Part 1 of The Monsters in Our Past
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Piss Poor Judgment by thecommodore_squid (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jun 2016
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It had never occurred to Steve that this could be a problem before.
“All good, Cap?” Morita yelled from several meters away.
“I have to take a fucking piss!” Steve yelled back, kind of dumbfounded with how to handle this situation.
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Surprisingly, Steve's list of superpowers does not include the Ability To Hold Your Pee During A Battle, which is a dilemma that echoes throughout centuries, to Bucky's horror. -
Sing me to sleep by Mrs_Maximoff
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
17 Mar 2015
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You’re alone at home, missing your boyfriend Steve,
when there’s suddenly a noise at the front door.
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Steve finished the test first and put his pencil down, a sigh of relief heavy on his lips. He looked back to see Tony blushing as he wrote an answer down.
SLAM!
Steve’s head hit the desk hard after a nosebleed ripped through him.
‘He’s remembering! So cute!’
“Mister Rogers! Are you okay?!”
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god bless america by navigat1on
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jul 2014
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It's Steve's birthday, so the team plays Truth Or Dare. Everyone ends up humiliated, especially Steve.
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Bucky Gets A Haircut by midnightecho for Ruby
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
08 May 2014
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Steve quite likes Bucky's long hair, but Bucky is adamant he'll get it cut despite the protestations.
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- Part 2 of MCU LOLZ!!1!