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Karkat's home alone and feels the need to distract himself (and maybe give his out-of-town boyfriend a little treat).
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My 69th work on this site.
Nice.
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- Part 7 of The Mage's Lewd Stories
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Vriska gets her rocks off with her moirails corpse.
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Cronus finds himself in an unfamiliar bubble and quickly learns what a "workplace accident" is.
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Now as a pirate on the run from the Alternian Empire, Deidre is ready to take a bite at her crew's Captain Caldur.
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Kankri goes for a little walk in the woods (location unknown - it doesn't really matter) and encounters Cronus having some solo fun. Kankri gets a bad case of curiosity and learns that messing around can be quite enjoyable.
This was written basically all in one go in like five hours so it's not really edited and it may be a little rushed but who cares? I don't :3
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yall ever jerk off thinking about your best friend to fall asleep by kissmesonofgod
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Aug 2024
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Dave has a monopoly on the market of your quadrants, and you aren't even quadranted to him. You're so sick of obsessing over him, but he haunts you, won't even let you sleep- like right now.
You could probably just self-pail and get this over with.
You always conk the fuck out after self-pailing.
You drag a towel out from under your platform.
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You wake up to a cold breeze blowing through your block. You're up in an instant, sickles at the ready, looking for who snuck in. When your eyes land on him, you nearly fall to your knees.
“Sup.” Dave says from across the room.
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Everyone knows, dont touch a trolls horns. Everyone except for John fucking Egbert.
Or,
John unknowingly jerks off Karkat -
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Turns out Karkat's got a bit more under the sweater than Dave anticipated. They are both extremely horny about it.
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Phered Haarks thinks he spots a familiar rustblood on PornGrub, and definitely only clicked on the video to get it off his mind.
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- Part 1 of SCRUDstuck MiniFics
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Our Get Along Box by Anamorph_Marco, cheeryPsycho, LaOruga, Wertiyurae
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Sep 2020
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Dave and Karkat are trapped in a room on the meteor that gets smaller every time they lie. ;)
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sopor slime makes gamzee horny and irrational. shenanigans ensue
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Dualscar pays his favorite thoroughbred pony a visit.
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- Part 1 of The Captain's Stables
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"And who's this motherfuckin' little wiggler you're bringing up in my holiest of temples?" The Grand Highblood boomed, and Equius knew that he was talking about - not to - him, in the way that one talked about a barkbeast. Equius had dressed decently for the occasion, which was to say, he dressed normally except he wore his starchier pants and made sure to thoroughly wash the sweat out of his hair, while Horuss had followed in line, performing a similar, if a bit more thorough, cleansing.
"This is my descendant, Equius, a fellow Sagittarius," Horuss answered, almost robotically. "I have brought him here in exchange for your assistance in my endeavors, as per our original agreement."
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“Just hear me out,” he implored. “Rose and Kanaya are in their own little yarn-draped zone, I'm not touching whatever Terezi and Vriska have, who even knows what the hell Mayor is, and I'm sure as shit not going to fuck with my ex-moirail, literally or figuratively.”
Dave and Karkat try out that whole "friends with benefits" thing while on the meteor and get more than they bargain for, as expected. How predictable can things get?
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UHHHHHHHHHHHHH. i dissociated for a couple hours and came back with this thing. i got no memory of writing it, but what can you do?
theres half written porn in the original one, so im going to put it as another chapter that way i can finish it up. but yeah, im balls deep in crodirk even when im not even on this planet, i guess. -
I can't take this pain for much longer by CoralFlowerBad (CoralFlower) for SybLaTortue
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Dec 2015
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Dave finds himself in a kismesissitude with none other than Karkat Vantas. He wonders where everything went wrong.
---now with matespritship and happy sex and really nice things! Super fluffy and cute!
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Gamzee was upset, but that doesn't surprise you. Your most wicked of brothers was always in a foul mood when he came calling.
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Gamzee Finds out the unexpected truth, along with some other unexpected things...