8 Works in Steve the Pigeon (Phandom)

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    A second bird incident: That’s what does it, in the end.

    Their neighbor’s cat –- a hideously flat-faced, smooth-brained creature with big, dopey eyes to match -– had successfully hunted another bird for sport, and now that it had celebrated its victory, it promptly left the scene of the crime.

    Naturally, Phil had intervened. Nature takes its course, yes, but this was just senseless cruelty. Of course he’d chased it off. The damn thing was only acting on instinct, but still, Phil couldn’t help the spike of indignation he felt in doing so. His heart physically ached at the sight of the creature on their patio, hobbling around as it was too hurt to fly.

    There was only one thing for it.

    “Dan!?”

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    OR: Phil wants a dog but saves a bird, and Dan has all kinds of feelings about it.

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    Phil has worked in the nursery at Bunnings for several years and never expected to meet a mysterious coworker who changes not only a stocktake shift, but his love life too.

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    Dan is wondering if it’s too late to admit he really doesn't care for pigeons all that much.

    Or, it's 2017, and the two just moved to the new flat which has a balcony and a new hyper fixation for Phil.

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    4
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    130
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    9
    Hits:
    1,104
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    “Yeah, maybe. But the point still stands, you can’t fucking resettle two wild pigeons across the city just for your own pigeon dad desires,” Dan pauses, “and other sentences I never thought I’d say.”

    “But...we could...potentially,” Phil turns to him, eyebrow raised.

    Or, a (bad) guide to kidnapping the London pigeons that you miss.

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    11
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    81
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    6
    Hits:
    445
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    "This time last year, if you asked me what I was going to be doing now, I wouldn't think I would be wearing this mask while taking a wild pigeon called Steve to the vet."

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    1/1
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    12
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    18
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    82
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    198
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    5
    Hits:
    962
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    dan and phil decide to bring back the gayming channel with dab and evans wedding video. basically just fluff for 6k words,

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    49
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    2
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    742
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    An outsider-POV from Steve the pigeon’s perspective (based loosely on Phil’s new video, “Trying to Catch and Rescue a Wild Pigeon”)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    871

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