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When Ed Teach’s messy love life collides with his mangled moral compass—the wreckage comes alive in a bare-knuckle brawl between love, loyalty, and delusions we swallow just to keep breathing.
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in your hands, the world beats sweetly by daydreamcrash for ingydar
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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“We need to go in five, okay?” he says, with just a little…tap-tap. His hand, Ed’s ass. Totally innocent. Absent-minded, even. Supes caszh.
Ed’s vision tunnels.
(or: Ed will do anything in his power to get spanked by Stede. Except ask for it. He's not doing that.)
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The leather used to be like armour. Protection against a world out to fucking get him when his own skin felt far too softly vulnerable to leave so delicate and exposed. He relished in everything it stood for back then. Found euphoria in the hyper-masculine status it brought him, and the power that came with it. Willingly let it consume him until it became his whole world, because the one beyond the doors of the bars was never any better.
He built himself a reputation. Blackbeard, the leather daddy Dom.
As Blackbeard, the world could never harm him. As Blackbeard, his own dysphoria could never touch him. As Blackbeard, he knew he was safe.
It’s still true, all these years later, but his leathers are worn with age just like the rest of him, and Ed is so tired of playing pretend.
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“I get it, Stede, but if you want someone to go on your sexual mad scientist journey with you, you can’t do it here."
Ed’s ears perk up. He had already noticed the two men at the table behind him from his seat at the bar—at least the blond one, with his out of place shimmering gold silk shirt and tight black jeans. From the body language, he can tell that one is Stede. He cocks his head slightly, trying not to be too obvious that he’s listening on purpose now.
“Just post a picture. Someone will want to hump your boot.”
“It’s not just that,” Stede says, exasperated. “That’s normal. If I post the Pleasure Boot 9000—”
“Still think that’s a stupid name.”
“—then everyone is going to think I’m a freak and block me.”
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- Part 48 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Ed and Stede's relationship grows stronger every day since the devastating month they spent apart in the spring. Now, they're heading into a wide-open summer full of love, family, and each other, eager to enjoy lazy days devoid of the school year's stress.
But not all wounds close quite so quickly. The most painful hurts take the longest to heal, and it isn't long before they realize that it will take more than sweet, loving words to mend the oldest, deepest cracks in their hearts.
And then there's the ring tucked away in Stede's dresser drawer. All he needs to do is find the words to ask Ed to stick around in a forever, promises-and-vows sort of way—and that shouldn't be so difficult, right?
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Whatever Happened to Blackbeard? by PerpendicularPotato
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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Edward blinked at the piece of paper in his hands.
It was one of his old wanted posters. The one with the big nose and the crazy eyes and the writing on the back. They had all had crazy eyes though, hadn't they?
This specific one however had been re-titled in bright red paint 'The Gentleman Pirate’s Bitch’. And underneath—presumably in thoughtful consideration for the wide-spread illiteracy amongst pirates—there was a crude drawing (in both senses of the word) helpfully illustrating that very statement.
It's been a few years—post-piracy, post-myth, post-Blackbeard—and despite all odds, Edward has done the work and found peace.
But the world never got to witness the legend's grand downfall, so now they just won't stop poking the corpse and drawing dicks on its face.
And for some reason, this time... Edward just can't look away.
The celebration of a life post-public gaze, the reclamation of narrative and the most meta revenge hatefuck fantasy imaginable—staged by two soft fucking lunatics in love.
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He props up a pillow beneath Ed’s hips, easing the tension on his joints and tilting the angle for Stede to move even deeper. “That’s better. Wouldn’t want you to tire yourself out, would we, kitten?”
Ed actually growls, but he can’t mask the rosiness creeping up on his cheeks. “Thought you were supposed to be fucking me.”
“Is that right?”
“Well, I’m pretty sure that’s what it said on the fucking brochure, yeah.”
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Stede’s mind grinds to a halt, the brakes slam on with a deafening screech, and then… silence. His fingers go still on the mousepad, eyes widening as he gravitates closer to the screen as one person fills the shape of it.
Blackbeard, their screen name reads.
And Stede watches with rapt attention as they slowly lower themself down onto a massive fucking dildo.
Or: On his Self Discovery Journey, Stede watches some porn to try and figure out what he likes. As it turns out, he gets far more than he'd bargained for.
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Stede reaches out towards Ed then, and gives him a squish. And from the way Ed's new form moves under his hand, all the puzzle pieces click into place and he realises what has impossibly, inexplicably, happened.
He is the cylinder cat.
That Scottish man is a fucking witch or something, and has moved Ed from his body into the cylinder cat. Fuck.
Ed's mind has been transferred into a cylinder cat plush and he learns that he's worthy of unconditional, reckless love in the process.
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secret moments in a crowded room by mediocrepirate, WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jun 2025
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Ed’s eyes widen. “I—didn’t you—” His chest is heaving as he struggles to get words out. But Stede knows what he’s asking: Didn’t you want me to come?
“You said I could use you when and where I wanted this weekend, darling. Not that I had to let you come. If you’re good for me, then maybe I’ll let you come–before we go back home.”
Ed’s flushed face is a study in shock, his jaw working but no words coming out for a few moments. “Well, shit,” he finally blurts out.
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Ed gives Stede a free use weekend in honor of his birthday. Or, five times Stede wouldn’t let Ed come, and one time he did.
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Podfic of "cat got your tongue?" by mediocrepirate by EliThorn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 May 2025
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Summary from the author:
“That feel nice, kitten?”
And, oh.
Ed releases a soft exhale, breath fanning out across Stede’s chest. He should be used to it by now, the feeling of relief at the end of the slow road to discovery that he hadn’t even realised he’d been heading towards. But when he finds it, or rather, when it finds him, the dormant shape of it unfurls in his chest and settles right there, like that’s where it’s always belonged, a perfect fit to mould the gooeyness of his heart around.
And that name, god.
Kitten.
Yeah, he thinks that might just be the one.
Or: Stede is cycling through different pet names to call Ed. Eventually, he lands on Kitten.
This is their tender exploration into kittenplay.
Written for ofmd kinktober day 24: Collar | "Good kitty"
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Stede Bonnet has an unusual way of keeping his crew in check. And Edward isn't complaining. In fact he just wants to earn his last star, anyway his captain will let him.
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“I just want it to be perfect,” comes Stede’s voice from the other room. “You know I’m a bit anal when it comes to these things, my love.” Ed can hear him pushing hangers aside, clucking his tongue appraisingly. And that in itself is — well. Ed squirms a little.
And then the tap, tap, tap of Stede walking over to him, and the whoosh of cloying rose perfume up his nose. Ed wonders how Stede had kept from sneezing as he doused himself in the stuff. The thought is pushed aside entirely as Stede looks down at him and smiles. “Mummy’s sorry she kept you waiting, Edward.”
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time yet for a hundred visions and revisions by yaz113
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Apr 2025
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Choices fracture time. This is where it splintered.
(A collection of missing scenes from 'the second hand unwinds')Series
- Part 2 of and indeed, there will be time
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History's Most Brilliant Tactician Brought to Ruin by PerpendicularPotato
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Apr 2025
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Stede had reached the door to the storeroom now and held it open with an exaggerated little flourish. “After you, my good sir!”
Edward’s mouth twitched as he suppressed a giggle. Instead he gave Stede a solemn nod. “Why thank you, old chap.” He stepped through the door and dropped back to his normal voice. “So what exactly is it that you need my help—”
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Comfortable in their semi-retirement/prospective innkeeper life, a visit on the Revenge might just be the perfect time for Stede to deliver on a fantasy Ed had been having.
It goes well—maybe a little too well and Stede is faced with some ghosts he thought long exorcised.
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Stede pulls out one of his leather-bound journals, flicks through a few pages, runs his finger down the paper like he’s checking an index. “The last time I made you come myself was four weeks ago.”
“Sorry, do you keep a sex journal?”
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In which Ed has a habit of focusing too much on the destination and not enough on the journey, and Stede takes it upon himself to show him the error of his ways.
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[PODFIC] Aptitude Test by LoopyDangerFrog for zacharybosch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Apr 2025
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Ed is just starting out as a captain and is hiring new crew members. He finds one candidate that he really, really likes!
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Ed was disobedient, and now he must face the consequences of his actions.
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I've been wanting to design some tattoos for Ed's legs for a while now, I'm so pleased with how they look! There is one that I keep thinking about though, one that was inspired by this line of mediocrepriate's "can i use you up?":
"Ed is fully sobbing into Stede’s neck by the time his skin is inked with throbbing handprints"
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Ed and Stede get a crazy idea for a new tattoo. Luckily Ed's tattoo artist Jim has a sense of humor.
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Today, Ed has his collar clasped tightly around his neck, kitty ears perched atop his loose-flowing hair, one paw dangling down over the edge of the sofa while the other runs the fur of his tail plug self-soothingly through his fingers, and he’s fucking bored.
Stede is being so mean and ignoring him while he tip-taps away in his office, something for work, Ed doesn’t give a fuck, just knows that it’s keeping Stede from him and that’s reason enough to care as few shits about it as he fucking likes, actually.
Ed lets out a pitiful little mewl of abandonment, and hopes Stede hears it.
Or: kitty Ed is bored and horny and desperate for Stede's attention. Eventually, he goads Stede into ordering him down beneath the desk to hump his foot like a slut.
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- Part 5 of the kitty 'verse