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    “What can I get you, sir?” she asked in her usual polite tone.

    “Coffee,” he said. “Black as my soul.”

    Or

    A crack coffee shop au where Kaz is still melodramatic

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    405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
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    174
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    For years the Opera Garnier was terrorized by the "Bastard of the Opera" and then he was rumored to have help from a silent Wraith, gathering secrets for him. The manager of the Opera Garnier, Pekka Rollins, is hellbent on finding out the truth behind these apparitions who've been extorting him. Meanwhile the Bastard and the Wraith work to ensure that never happens, all the while fighting their own ghosts and feelings for each other.

    OR the Phantom of the Opera AU no one asked for <3
    (You do not have to be familiar with POTO to read this fic).

    Language:
    English
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    10,182
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    308
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    An alternate universe in which Kaz isn't able to get himself in a position of control over the dregs. Instead, his path leads him to being controlled by someone else: Tante Heleen. With a scheme in mind, Kaz will have to pull off a masterplan while trusting those he'd call his enemy

    Language:
    English
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    4,688
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,949
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    In any case, she’d gotten all of the girls out, to Jesper and Wylan and Rotty and Specht and Nina, who’d come back for a spell specifically because Inej had asked her to.
    All that’s left to do is burn this motherfucking cage to the ground.
    Inej watches the flame wane near her fingertips, starting to scorch her nails, a thin layer of smoke dancing over her cuticles.
    It’s time.

    Or,

    Kanej burn down the Menagerie with Heleen inside :) <3

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    English
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    3,725
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    700
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    The Monster of Elendhaven AU where Kaz is Wylan's favorite monster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,416
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    534
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    "oh, and these colours fade for you only
    hold me, carry me slowly, my sunlight"
    - Sunlight, Hozier

    Kaz did not particularly enjoy spending time as a glorified tour guide. He did not like the questions, and the look in her eyes when he tried to ignore her, or the near-death experiences, and he certainly didn’t enjoy the crown being held over his head. However, he was distinctly starting to enjoy spending time with Inej.

    In which a lost princess trapped in a tower and a criminal with a troubling past have something the other wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,611
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    5,272
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    Now that The Crows are wanted in New York too, they flee to Texas. But Texas doesn’t hold much safety for them either – not yet, anyway.

    Series
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    Words:
    26,032
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,353
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    Inej wants to get away from her abusive Aunt Heleen. Prince Kaz is supposed to get engaged by the end of this ball. Maybe they can make this work for both of them?

    Or,

    Cinderella fake dating AU featuring Kanej. Buckle up, bitches :)

    Language:
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    19,701
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,900
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    Kaz Brekker is indentured into the Menagerie instead of Inej.

    Language:
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    29,079
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3,191
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    In University, you grow and discover a lot of things about yourself. Well, Jesper discovers he really likes redheads, and Wylan finds that he's grateful to his father for one thing, that he made him move to a new University for his last year because he met Jesper Fahey and his real family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,544
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3,852
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    A Heist in the Ice Court, starring:

    -The Suli leader of the Dregs, who made her reputation through a perfect mix of kindness and brutality,

    -Her right hand girl, a sharpshooter from Ravka with a fondness for sweets,

    -The man known as “Dirtyhands” who can break through any lock and scale the tallest buildings,

    -A powerful redheaded heartrender with a grudge to hold against Fjerda.

    -A Zemini born Drüskelle who spent years rebelling against the establishment, only to be falsely imprisoned at the end of it,

    -A runaway merchant’s son, middle name: uptight.

    Language:
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    52,365
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    146
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    288
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    9,606
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    [Canon-compliant prequel to Six of Crows] Every shadow needs light to emerge at nightfall and survive Ketterdam's West Stave. Inej Ghafa, a 14-year-old suli acrobat, will have to learn how to fade into her new life's darkness once she is stolen away from her family by slavers - only to be sold to a pleasure house - and forced to work in The Menagerie as an indenture. (Inej Ghafa's full past story you never knew you needed)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    203
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    403
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    When Kaz falls from Heaven, he doesn't expect to survive on Earth for long. That is, until a kind stranger finds him in the woods. As he heals and learns more about his savior, an unlikely friendship is made, and they both pledge to help each other as they achieve redemption and revenge.

    “That’s a demon,” the one called Jesper squeaked. “Inej, you found a demon. Where did you find a demon?”
    “He’s not a demon,” Inej huffed. “And I found him outside of town.”
    “Don’t you mean below town? As in below the Earth’s crust?”
    “I’ve never been to hell,” Kaz butted in, his voice hoarser than before. “Though I hear the humidity is terrible.”

    (Or a fallen angel AU in which Kaz still becomes the Bastard of the Barrel, but through very different means).

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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    154
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    426
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    10,726
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    (Title from Taylor Swift ‘Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve’)

    Just a sort little thing about Inej’s trauma

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    242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    833
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    From suli to slave to brothel to spy. inej doesn't know if she can ever recover.

    (canon-accurate (kinda? i tried))

    What happens to Inej directly after her joining the Dregs, and her journey to undo the trauma of the Menagerie. Kaz Brekker may loom large, but Tante Heleen looms larger.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    711
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    "The lynx and the Wraith and the girl of the Ravkan fields are bidders in an auction for pieces of Inej Ghafa, whoever that is." A spy, a captain, a Saint; the treasure of a certain criminal king's heart; she has lost everything and more, but she has always been dangerous.

    songfic to "She Used to Be Mine" from Waitress

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    4,244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    173
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    21
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    1,350
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    inej has a nightmare, and in a lapse of judgment, kaz pins her down

    it doesn't go very well

    Series
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    2,534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    436
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    75
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    6,586
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    Kaz hates that he wishes she never left, and Inej wishes there was more than one route to her dream.

    Inej knows she can't afford to hit the ice, but Kaz doesn't know how to catch her when she falls. He doesn't know how to try.

    "Another jump. Sometimes her landings are clean, sometimes she wobbles. Sometimes they look fine to Kaz, but she’ll mutter to herself and do the same path all over again. She doesn’t fall. Kaz has never seen her fall.

    What happens, he wants to ask, when she does?"

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    16
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    165
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    17
    Hits:
    1,738
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    Sometimes, he still feels like he is on that barge. Surrounded by death—and left behind. When his crows move forward with their lives, he doesn’t know how to walk with them, but Kaz is greedy for them, for her, and he will fight the world, and himself, for the chance to stand next to them.

    It is only a myth that ghosts can’t cross the water. A wraith treads the ocean, hunting slavers, and she is haunted.

    Language:
    English
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    26,308
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Collections:
    1
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    109
    Kudos:
    582
    Bookmarks:
    124
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    9,059
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    A thief, a lost child, a tower, a country--a magic unlike any other.

    For eighteen years, the Suli have searched for a lost girl, lifting lanterns into the night sky on a hot summer’s night each year, marking the day of her birth.
    For eighteen years, Inej has been watching these mysterious lanterns float into the night sky, and each year her desire to leave her tower has grown.

    Now, notorious thief Kaz Brekker has just escaped imminent death, a Suli costume piece in hand. He stumbles upon a tower with no visible way inside other than the window at the top. After climbing in and thinking he’s safe from the Fjerdan chasing him, he is met with a frying pan wielding, fiery girl with seventy feet of ebony hair.

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    15,834
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    4,961

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