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Brian and Jimmy got married fifteen days ago but nobody has noticed yet. It's as infuriating as it is comedic.
In the grand scheme of things — ‘things’ being their lives and ‘their lives’ being cesspool of blood and gore that Jimmy isn’t entirely sure they’re all going to get out of alive — he supposes the whole ‘marriage’ aspect of the debacle doesn’t matter all that much. Well, it matters to Jimmy and he sincerely hopes it matters to Brian, but he was sort of hoping it would matter to their co-workers too (the closest thing to friends either him or Brian have).
“They still haven’t asked, you know?” he says, bustling back into the lab with a tray of fingernails.
Brian spins on his chair, raising an eyebrow. “Well, you didn’t invite anyone to the wedding, so why would they know?”
“We’re wearing rings,” he points out with an acidity he’s been cultivating for decades.
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Will Graham is a private detective with a fiancée who doesn't understand him, his empathy disorder, or his obsession with catching the Chesapeake Ripper.
His night terrors force him into an ultimatum; couple's therapy, or their relationship is done.
Will meets his new therapist, Hannibal Lecter, and his entire world is turned upside down.
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Ex Machina by ilikeexploding
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
22 Feb 2025
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"How do you know you're talking to an extroverted engineer? He looks at your shoes when he's talking to you."
Adopt their costumes and pageantry. Form yourself into something quaint but harmless. With his scruff and plaid and social awkwardness and lack of eye contact, Will Graham is, for the first time in his life, normal.
The FBI agents and psychologists knocking on his doorstep won't change that.
AU: Instead of going into law enforcement, Will decides to major in computer science in college instead. Partially inspired by Mr. Robot (only by premise - there is no Mr. Robot plotline).
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Beverly looked up at the psychiatrist, raising an eyebrow and greeting him as well, “Oh, well, if it isn’t Mr. Home Wrecker.”
Brian and Jimmy both gasped, but Hannibal barely reacted, save a slight upwards twitch at the corner of his mouth.
“That would be Doctor Home Wrecker, Ms. Katz, and you and I both know I didn’t ‘wreck’ anything but your ‘arrangement for tax benefits’ as you once put it.”
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Beverly and Will had a perfectly good arrangement. They were best friends who had gotten married to each other, despite both being gay. Neither really had an interest in dating and were more than content with each other’s company, so a “lavender marriage” suited them just fine.
Then, unexpectedly, Will fell in love. And maybe love had some unexpected plans for Beverly too.
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Resolutions by BelladonnaWyck, raiast
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
01 Jan 2023
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Will stands in front of the cork board, nearly a dozen slips of paper pinned to it with pushpins in outlandish colors and shapes. Only Price could throw a party as gaudy and over-the-top as himself.
Or, well, Will supposes Hannibal Lecter is sort of the god of lavish parties.
“What’s the phrase – penny for your thoughts?” Hannibal appears at Will’s elbow as though summoned by his passing thoughts. It isn’t the first time Will wonders whether Hannibal might have a touch of deeply buried empathy himself. Or if it’s just Will’s thoughts he seems to read with ease and aplomb.
And deadly results.
If Hannibal Lecter gave Will a penny for his every thought, he thinks even the great and disgustingly wealthy count might go bankrupt.
“Just taking in the noble goals of the FBI’s finest,” Will murmurs sardonically, eyes flitting through the laughable resolutions for the new year.
Lose ten pounds.
Give up coffee.
Gym twice a week.
Travel more.
Tell him how I feel about him.
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- Part 4 of Auld Lang Syne
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Resolutions by BelladonnaWyck, raiast
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Will didn’t remember how he got into his bed.
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Hannibal characters watch the show. Or more accurately, they watch random scenes from the show.
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- Part 2 of Movie Remedy For The Weary
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Zeller looked up first. Then Price.
A beat.
Then they snorted. Loudly.
Price choked on his laughter, coughing into his gloved sleeve. “Oh my God.”
“Will,” Zeller wheezed, doubling over, “what the hell—are you—did you lose a bet?”
“You look like you’re about to join a German industrial synth band,” Price managed.
“I liked you better when you only looked haunted,” Zeller added.
Will didn’t respond. He stood, unmoving, hands in his pockets, staring at them like the concept of joy offended him personally.
Or a very drunk Will Graham gets snake bites piercings but has no memory of the night before and has to use everone elses memory to piece it together but hanni keeps withholding info<3
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The almost comedic mood that the three of them had just set disappears in an instant once Beverly turns and sees Will. He’s standing toward the back of the room and shaking like a leaf.
Shit, she thinks as she hurries toward him; she can’t help but berate herself for her oversight.
Because even though she, along with Brian and Jimmy, haven’t voiced it out loud, they’re all aware of what Will's empathy can do to him; Will is always more distressed after slipping out of a particularly brutal killers mind, and to say that this crime scene falls under that category is an understatement.
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Will looked over just in time to see, well, himself.
The spectre of himself on the screen was frozen still, wearing a white prison outfit that Will was certain that he hadn’t worn before. What was more disturbing, was the transparent mask covering the lower half of his face, like a muzzle of sorts. His face was startlingly pale, bloodless lips quirked up in a dangerous smile. Will watched, enraptured, as his own dead eyes, devoid of emotion, stared back.
He heard Alana’s soft gasp, but it was distant and hazy.
A chyron at the bottom part of the screen declared the phrase ‘Embrace the Madness’.
That… definitely didn’t help his case. His insides went cold then hot all over as his eyes finally rested on the last line.
Emblazoned in a menacing tone of dark red, was the word ‘HANNIBAL’.
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OR: In which S2 Hannibal characters watch the show.Series
- Part 1 of Movie Remedy For The Weary
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A series of stories with the characters-watch-their-future tropes.
Feel free to suggest any series or movies that you would like the respective characters to see, and I'll see what I can do!
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Crawford stilled his hands and pierced Will with another look. “I am going to put my faith in you. Can I trust you, Will?”
Will licked his dry lips. “You will have to be more specific, Headmaster.”
Crawford dropped his head into his hands and exhaled audibly. “I have secured a post for you in Fairbow. You are to be employed at Morthall Manor by a Dr. Hannibal Lecter, one of Sulwell’s most generous benefactors, as private tutor to his twelve-year-old daughter."
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Will Graham was fortunate beyond belief to have received a scholarship to the illustrious Sulwell School, but his time as a student is drawing to a close. Upon his eighteenth birthday, he will graduate, and be cast out into the world with no connections and no prospects. When he receives an offer to work for the mysterious Dr. Lecter as tutor to his daughter, Abigail, Will wonders whether this windfall is too good to be true. He leaves behind everything he has ever known to move to Morthall Manor, where he finds much more than he ever dared to dream.
A Hannigram gothic romance inspired by Jane Eyre.
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Holy Jesus motherfucking Christ.
All of the moisture in Will’s mouth vanishes, and his jaw drops like one of those cartoon characters whose teeth break from the impact on the floor.
Beside him, Beverly wolf-whistles like a fratboy. “Hot damn, what’s up, Doc?”
Hannibal flashes her a brilliant smile, and Will has to actually grip the edge of the table to keep from pitching over since all of his blood is trying to flood into one specific place over the sight of his boyfriend’s leather-clad… everything.
_________________Hannibal goes to pick Will up from the crime lab on his motorcycle, and Will finds a new religion.
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If someone outright asked Will Graham if he was fucking Hannibal Lecter he wouldn’t say "no". He would say some ominous shit without really giving any real answer to the question. Instead, if someone asked Hannibal, he would simply say 'I WISH.'
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the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape - I looked over it and I ached by omnilegent
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
04 Mar 2025
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Five times Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter have to pretend to be together, and one where they don't (sort of)...
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Set in between Sorbet (S01E07) and Fromage (S01E08) in the world of 2020. Hannibal and Will have been flirting shamelessly over crime scenes and therapy sessions... and then Coronavirus hits. Webcam malfunctions, groupchat shenanigans, all kinds of tomfoolery to come.
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In which both Hannibal and Will have family weddings come up and neither want to attend alone so, tired of the nagging, decide to fake a relationship. It's surprisingly easy to pretend they're in love.
Except, for our favorite traumatized profiler, it's not pretend.
(AKA, the five times Will falls a little more and the one time he figure out Hannibal feels the same.)
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Will didn’t even know why he agreed to this. Maybe he was lonely, maybe because Beverly told him to, maybe because Alana asked him to. Maybe because he was desperate for human interaction and contact because he’s a touch-starved slut and now he finally has time to relax with people who he tolerates.
So why was this supposed, ‘Christmas holiday bliss’ was with him at the back of a police car with a man he never met in his life driving him to a funeral who he doesn’t even know of?
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Snark Makes a Friendship, Sass Maintains It by Watermelonsmellinfellon for Mister_Mooncalf
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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Team Sassy Science has decided that the new prickly addition to their unit was going to become part of their friend group whether he liked it or not. Will Graham has no idea how it happened, but he now has three friends who are ride or die for him, and who will protect him no matter what.
Hannibal Lecter had no idea that his plans for Will Graham would fall apart so terribly. All over one little lie.
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“What’s the premise of the show, for our viewers who may only just be hearing about it?”
“Well,” Freddie says, putting a hand on Chilton’s arm that looks friendly, but is certainly a warning; “There are so many reality shows nowadays where the drama and tension comes from the interaction of the contestants. But there is no real depth to it. We wanted to expand on the existing formula, really get outside the box and watch it collapse.”
Amanda laughs, brow creasing. “Sounds ambitious.”
“Oh, it is,” Chilton says, smiling wide and slick. “The idea is this; everyone has a secret. Something they would never confess to anyone else. Modern psychology would tell us that these secrets shape how people behave. We wanted to take a group of brilliant people who are all hiding something, and see if they can remove the smoke and mirrors and really get at the essence of each other.”
“So, it’s like a murder mystery dinner meets reality TV.”
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