The Bodyguard (1992) But Make It Queer
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Self-Defense by DRHPaints for Lady_Kat
Fandoms: Barry (TV 2018), IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
16 Apr 2023
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Private security. Far from Barry Berkman’s dream job. But with Fuches successfully banished to Cleveland, the Chechens placated (for now) and his stint at Lululemon short-lived after Barry screamed at a customer who tried returning a pair of leggings without a receipt, options were slim.
Barry knew of the curly-haired comedian from his file and a preliminary Google search. But on the couch in a gray undershirt and Star Wars boxers while playing Golden Eye against a wispy opponent of indiscernible gender, Richie didn’t look all that impressive.
“You are a sloppy bitch, Morgan!” He threw the controller, which bounced harmlessly off Morgan’s hip and they chuckled.
Padding over to Jason and whoever the fuck this guy in the suit was supposed to be, Richie exuded zero self-consciousness while strutting around in his boxers. Bold brow arched, he slipped back into one of his favorite Voices, the 40s wiseguy affectionately named Slicky Dick, “Whaddya want, big boy?”
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Hired to guard Richie Tozier during his tour after he receives a series of threatening letters, Barry Berkman is both irritated and intrigued by the filthy funny man's wiles.