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“you are hereby sentenced to seven years in pennsylvania state prison for homicide by vehicle in the third degree. you are eligible for parole in five years.”
“you’ve gotta be shitting me.”
after a staged joint-suicide gone wrong, mac is left to face the consequences of his actions while he mourns the loss of his best friend.
due to lack of room in general population and some questionable decisions made by administration, he's put in a maximum security cell. luckily, his cellmate happens to be a guy he knew in high school.
a lot has changed since graduation.
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Just a little collection of my ocs and pals ocs fuckin narsty.
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A collection of overly dramatic, probably bad poems <3
*Last Updated: 10/15/25
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- Part 1 of It’s Never Poetic in Philadelphia
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Crime Scene: Padill's Cantina by ScifiRice
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Aug 2025
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A mysterious man shoots an imperial officer and the bartending droid one night. Charlie and Mac go to get the droid repaired while Dee and Dennis suspect Mac in having played a part in the murder.
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- Part 3 of It's Always Sunny On Corellia
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A constantly overworked, inexperienced, narcissistic detective, her brother, a punk ass bitch who thinks she’s tough and her weirdo freind, a string of murders and badly injured people, and a killer on the loose. What could go wrong with that?
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Diana is (originally) an infidelity detective, until a case of murders happen and she’s assigned to the case, to which, she obviously isn't doing anything right due to her inexperience.
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If anyone is going to boss Mac around and have him shove shit up his ass, it's going to be Dennis.
Or
A tale of mutual manipulation.
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Dennis becomes a serial killer by spaghettiday (pinkbubblesgo)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bones (TV)
27 Apr 2025
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The remains of two red-haired girls eventually lead the FBI to a certain bar in Philly...
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A series of one-shots depicting a very crazy Y/N's depraved, horny experiences with the gang. (Including honorary side members.)
**REQUESTS ARE OPEN FROM NOW UP UNTIL COMPLETION!!**
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- Part 28 of My One-Shot Collections
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“Dennis and Dee Sue BuzzFeed” by BearerOfBadNew
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
04 Feb 2025
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EPISODE 1
“Dennis and Dee Sue BuzzFeed”
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Dennis and Dee make a plan to be compensated after being subjected to slanderous results from an online quiz, and Mac expands his knowledge on queer terminology to figure out how exactly he can make fun of Charlie.Series
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- 1,704
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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“He besmirched me, and I demand satisfaction!”
“You want him to bang you?”
“I’m getting satisfied, I don’t care.”Or, Charlie gets satisfied.
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S17 E1: Mac and Dennis are Serial Killers by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
19 Mar 2024
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For now, they have more important things to worry about.
“I know exactly what it means, Dee.” He looks to the exit, squeezing her arm. “Dennis is a serial killer.”
(or, my concept for an s17 revisiting of “mac is a serial killer” except this time the trans woman he’s banging is dennis <3)
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Two lawyers, an actual lawyer and a bird lawyer. Start to have feelings for eachother. Wanna see what happens... Read to find out.
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"Charlie gets a restraining order" by sippinsunscreen
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Jun 2023
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"Whatever. He's gonna get uncle Jack out of his fucking life once and for all. That's worth way more than getting screwed over by some stupid lawyer guy."
______________________________Charlie takes it into his own hands to get rid of uncle Jack.
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“How could he not have thought of this before?
Maureen Ponderosa.
Feeling a mix of spite and hope, Dennis calls her, officially setting up a double breakfast date between himself, Maureen, her brother Bill and Dee.”
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There has been a murder! And the culprit is very pleased with himself, no way he's getting caught for this. His plan is flawless! The police are completely fooled!
...Why is this dog squinting at him so much?
A silly little story in which Columbo is a dog.
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A series of drabbles written for the Always Sunny Drabble Blast: Fic Contest
Sleep It Off: Mac and Dennis are hooking up regularly. It's going about as well as you might expect.
Girl's Night: Dee is into the Waitress but fully lacking in self-awareness.
Mac and Dennis Fight the Climate Crisis: Badly.
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It's Always Sunny Plot Bunnies by Sarcastinator2356
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31 Jul 2022
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Just some random IASIP story ideas that I have that are up for grabs since I suck at writing out full stories
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After the Waitress hires a stalker off of the dark web to give Charlie a taste of his own medicine, the gang finds themselves in a bit of a pickle when the stalker continues to follow him long after he'd gotten his payment. Dennis and Mac reminiscences over the D.E.N.N.I.S System Premium whilst Dee dreams of having her own stalker.
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It's literally just the plot of an episode idea I had but with Fear Itself grade angst tacked onto it. Only locally sourced angst I tell you! Plus a little bit of shippy content for everyone to enjoy.
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- Part 2 of The Gang Gets Protective
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It’s Always Dreary In The Courtroom by BelladonnaFella
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
25 Dec 2021
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When Frank hears Charlie sleep talk in the middle of the night, a terrible revelation is made about the boy’s past. This leads to Philadelphia’s favorite Jewish Lawyer to reluctantly come in for the rescue.