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“My Lung Is A Garden Of Roses Because Of You“ by JesterIsACat
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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„I feel like there is something… some flower growing inside of me. And I keep coughing up the petals.“
Clown has hanahaki and definitely a crush on Branzy, but he won’t realize it ^w^ I don’t really know what else to write here, just read the FanFiction if you wanna know what it’s about >:3
Warning: This FanFiction will have descriptions of injuries, throwing up and a lot of blood, don’t read this if any of these themes are triggering to you!Series
- Part 1 of Clownzy FanFictions by JesterIsACat :3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,494
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 70
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The (not official) Lifesteal SMP Newspaper by JesterIsACat
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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So yeah, this is kinda like a newspaper about the Lifesteal SMP, we have a part were we talk about news from the server, we have the ship of the month, FanFictions adds and some more stuff, you can check it out if you want lol. This will (hopefully) be updated monthly, if you already read till this point you can also read it, don’t you?
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I wish i never met you but now i can't forget you by LettuceNotLemons
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
13 Jun 2025
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Squiddo knew the second Mane told her they were working with Wemmbu that she had made a mistake.
But Squiddo has made lots of mistakes, one of those was falling in love with someone who would never pick them over himself- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 537
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 29
- Hits:
- 152
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Lifesteal: the musical (Epic Au) by 4rchnemesis
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
13 Jun 2025
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What if the Lifesteal members (+ some ex members and VIPs) became characters Epic the musical? (Some becomes new ones too!)
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Basically a love story that ends traumatically
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 753
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 102
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You better lie down, cause the angels are watching by meowmeowparadise
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
12 Jun 2025
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a rewrite of a scene in squiddos hack client video, inspired by the song sister by she wants revenge.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 795
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 20
- Hits:
- 110
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Squidswag Headcannons with little to no explanation by Lady_Solkath for The Squidswag nation
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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I love Squidswag so much I have headcannons for them. They are so silly, don’t expect me to go into detail
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Just a little oneshot about Ash and Squiddo at the park after school??
Very short and completely SFW!
! DNI if you sexualize age regression !
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Ash falls to the floor, barely catching himself. Minute steps aside, allowing Spoke to hammer a boot into Ash’s stomach. He wheezes at that, and before he can recover, Spoke picks him up by the shoulders and shoves into the bookcase behind him. Several books fall down, some hitting Ash’s head. He hisses from pain, but when he looks up at Spoke, there’s a smile on his face. “Didn’t take you for a sadistic type.”
Spoke raises his sword. “You’re just getting what you deserve,” he promises, and then—
Before he can bring the blade down, there’s a sound of breaking blocks above him, and something—someone—falls straight on him. They do barely any damage, but they startle him enough to make him stumble back and allow them to insert themself between Spoke and Ash. They crouch on the floor, covering Ash with their body, and point a loaded crossbow at Spoke.
Their hands shake.
During the final confrontation with Ash, Spoke decides to kill him. He meets unexpected resistance.
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Parrot and Wifies always stick together no matter what through thick and thin, they are the bestest of friends, they may argue sometimes but they'll always stick together no matter what.
So how did they end up in the same bed when they woke up?
(protective wifies maybe)
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- 743
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 22
- Hits:
- 541
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One day, Spoke suddenly had an idea... How many real "human" are there in Lifesteal SMP? So he decided to investigate, taking a book and a quill or something.
Spoke will be the main pov :D
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inspiration: The Remaining Jestercard , A jester walks into an amusement park
Branzy tapped impatiently at his desk, this was the first time one of his sponsors had this late. As time ticked away, Branzy became increasingly nervous. He shifted his gaze back and forth, from his desk to the doorway. Suddenly, the light from the doorway was blocked by a silhouette. Branzy stood up at once, wearing a calm smile.
“Hello! Come insi- “As he opened his eyes, he felt his blood run cold as he was met face to face with Clownpierce, a notorious murderer and killer.
The man chuckled, amused at the expression on Branzy’s face.
“Am I interrupting something?” He asked, walking inside, approaching his desk, which snapped Branzy out of his trance!! Merged the amusement park , the casino and the unstable universe episode where Parrot is getting hunted by Clown! (As well as the PMC)
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The Prince And His Trustworthy Soldier by SilentAsh
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
02 Jun 2025
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"You think I want to to kill you Wemmbu?"
He's chuckling. That nervous chuckle Wemmbu knows he does when he's reaching his limits. He keeps staring right past Zam, keeping his head up, trying to stay composed and calm."i- I don't understand what else has been happening" He curses internally at his moment of stutter.
"Yeah- I mean I did tell Flame to come and kill you, um, originally, I did ask him, the whole betrayal thing was wholely made up. No I did ask him to come and kill you", Zam rambles, smiling with that glint in his eye he has when he knows, he knows he has won.
Wemmbu isn't exactly sure what the rules were. Or, what the competition even was.
or the aftermath of the civilization episode.. Wemmbu's okay guys trust
(tags will be updated as the fic goes)
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|Sometimes, in the darkness, when their beds are lit only by moonlight, Squiddo looks out at her new roommate and forgets he isn't Ash.
She always remembers just moments too early. |Aka : Squiddo will always lose anyone she loves. She will never run far enough from her grief and it will never stop growing. If she isn't careful, it'll eat her alive.
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- Part 1 of Unstable/Lifesteal stuff
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this place is fake (but it says it’s real) by strz67
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
30 May 2025
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Cube found a weird place, in his ‘dreams’…Or what seems to be it.
None of his friends remember him there. He has to find out if this is real…Whats going on here?
Is all of this reality or fiction?…
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RECONTINUING THIS BRROOOSeries
- Part 2 of reality/fiction
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He doesn’t need it—he doesn’t need anything from anyone, really; his civilization was built on anonymity and replaceability for a reason—but he allows it. It’s a weakness, probably, but he indulges in it as he sits down and Squiddo starts brushing his hair from bottom to top, gentle hands on his scalp and a humming melody on their lips.
Squiddo takes care of Ash, and Ash takes care of Squiddo.
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Wedding Dress Stained With Blood by AiMoonyStarlight
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Lifesteal SMP
28 May 2025
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(Please read the first part of this fic to avoid spoilers, it's called 'Fangs That Dig Deeper Than Blood')
"In another universe, we'll share a dance together again."
Despite his experience of the world, Clown still didn't understand why losing his lover to his own mistake hurts so much- but he believed that he can fix it himself. He believed, that as long as he repeated the same exact actions he did in order to make Mumbo falls in love with him again, it will be fine again.
After all, saviors can fix all their problems.
(((TAKING A BREAK FOR A WHILE)))
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A draft that'll forever stay unfinished, not a summary of the story, this is simply unfinished.
This is a draft written before squidswag was revealed to be real, you can take it either way, ship or not.
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- Part 4 of Anon’s random fics!
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Rek always followed the rules, always finished his work on time. It’s a little bit harder now that he knows it’s all a lie.
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Squiddo's little astral projection adventure! by Helianthus_Solum
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
24 May 2025
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After discovering the glitch and successfully blew up people's mind with it, Squiddo decided to take it up a notch and try to follow people while being a ghost stuck in astral projection. She discovered...things about different Lifestealers, with some silliness of course!