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Landslide by TheAlmostGood
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek
05 Sep 2025
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James T. Kirk decides that Spock is going to be his first officer no matter what.
Spock disagrees.
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Kirk glanced up at his friend. Spock seemed completely focused on reading the menu, so Kirk just kept looking.
In the past few months, he had been promoted to Captain, assigned command of the Enterprise for a five-year mission, and met the wonderful people who would become his crew in two months.
He almost expected to wake up-- there was no way that he could be that lucky.
(Slow updates at the moment)
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James T. Kirk loves sugary food. Perhaps too much sugary food.
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James T. Kirk can't help the opportunity of driving another automobile.
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Mathematically Feasible (I Reckon) by Ivanhoe1820_But_Not_Really
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Gravity Falls
19 Apr 2025
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Ford and Fiddleford...on the Starship Enterprise...doing things...together...portal type things...
Stanford Pines, a brilliant young science officer aboard the Starship Enterprise, encounters a strange being upon an even stranger world, who makes him an offer he can't refuse. But in order to earn his place in the history holos, he needs the help of an engineer, and not just any engineer, but the help of one Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, who is...less than thrilled about going where no man has gone before. Especially since he suspects that he and Ford are not alone in this project...
Alternately, this is the story of how Jim and Spock had to battle the Horrors Beyond Mortal Comprehension. In other words, just a normal day on the Enterprise.
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I’m a Doctor, Dammit, Not a Babysitter by SpaceAndMonsters_YNot
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
28 Dec 2024
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Just a little collection of really short stories starring Bones and Jim as the main event.
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An Echo in my Mind by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
28 Apr 2024
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“Can I have your name and rank?”
Bones can’t help his grin. “Doctor Leonard McCoy, CMO of the USS Enterprise. At your service.”
The man in front of him, also Doctor Leonard McCoy, CMO of the USS Enterprise stares at him for a moment, as if trying to decide if this is an elaborate prank.
“I’m from an alternate universe.” Bones explains helpfully.
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A Couple Hundred Kisses by C4t1l1n4 for noxelementalist
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Apr 2024
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McCoy is not a fan of horror movies. At least he has two loving boyfriends who are willing to help him out.
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- Part 12 of Fandom Trumps Hate
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When the Universe Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Cake by SpaceAndMonsters_YNot
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
05 Apr 2024
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Leonard and Helena McCoy have thrown their lot in with Starfleet. It wasn’t like they had much of a choice in the matter, what with their ex-wife making damn sure they were forced out of their hometown with their tails tucked between their legs. Metaphorically for Leonard and literally for Helena, of course. Then they sorta lost their minds there for a hot second before they were snapped out of it by one Christopher Pike. A right bastard, that guy, because his “pep” talk stung a whole helluva lot and the next morning they marched themselves into a flying tincan to prove a point. Not their smartest moment, they can admit, but it was joining Starfleet or wind up dead in a ditch somewhere.
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- Part 1 of Lemon Cake
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You Don’t Know Me (But I Know You) by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
24 Feb 2024
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“I don’t know you.” This version of Jim explains, and something deep inside Spock aches. Emotion wells up inside him, like the emotions that he tried to purge from himself all those years ago, demanding to be felt. They wind their way through his ribs and across his lungs and settle deeply into his heart, and it’s like losing his loves all over again.
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Spock!Prime's thoughts during the first movie when meeting the other versions of the triumvirate.Sweet, sad, and sentimental.
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si vis pacem, para q by eggheadwizard
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: Enterprise
04 Sep 2021
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Spock has disappeared to Deep Space Nine and made place for one Travis Mayweather. T'Pol and Bones are faced with a mystery.
A combination of the prompts "Yielding Tom Paris x Spock on DS9", "Smelly scientifically accurate Travis Mayweather on the Enterprise" and "Hoodwinked Bones and tribble AU" by the Star Trek fanfic prompt generator that I wrote in celebration of Star Trek's 55th anniversary.
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By now, Leonard really should know better. Jim Kirk always found a way to get what he wanted.
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- Part 4 of Tactile
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Maybe our real soulmates were the ones we made along the way by Saphirical_7
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
26 Jul 2020
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Leonard had always been distantly fascinated with soulmates. He remembers being so excited for his string to appear, remembers how disappointed he was each day for years when it didn’t.
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Soulmates are something that come in many forms, though the most frequent are when souls are tied together from birth. That doesn't mean they can't appear later in life - it's just uncommon. Whatever, it's not like Bones, Jim, and Spock ever did things the "normal" way, anyways.
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Spock loved to argue.
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- Part 3 of Tactile
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Doctor Leonard McCoy was, what some might call, a “handsy” doctor.
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- Part 2 of Tactile
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Kri'les (Or In Other Words, Harmony) by Harle_Queen
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
17 Jun 2020
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Spock chose his path long ago; to be Vulcan like his father. Although the more he came to value Captain Kirk as a friend, the more he realize someone as infectiously optimistic as him deserves someone who could emotionally be at the same level.
It was only logical.
Thus Spock concludes he wants to be human for the betterment of everyone. Especially for Jim.
As he learns more about a part of himself that has been closed off his entire life, the more his world starts crumbling and he questions who he is as a being from two cultures: a half-human in denial of his true feelings, or a half-Vulcan trying to be what he isn't?
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The events leading up to Spock coming out to the bridge crew as gay, as told from Leonard McCoy's point of view. Written for National Coming Out Day 2019.
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Thanks for the memories (they really were great) by Fuck___it
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
23 Oct 2018
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It really was only one night. As McCoy walked out of the bar with the handsome Vulcan he really thought he’d never see him again. Then the fucker had the nerve to stand up when Jim was accused of cheating.
Loosely based off of the song thanks for the memories by fall out boy
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Meant for Stars by guessthisishappening
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
08 Feb 2018
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Leonard McCoy met Jamie Theodora Kirk on a Saturday morning when he was 29. His first words to the beautiful blonde woman are “I may throw up on you.”
Super old - author may have been inspired to post based on the influence of alcohol and re-watching the 2009 remake. -
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Joining Starfleet was only the first step to redeeming himself, he has a long road ahead of him.
They head down the stairs and out the doors of the building, making a three minute walk over to the library, only further away from Roddenberry dorms. The campus remains bustling with life and color, the trees still green with summer, though soon they’ll be peeling away into fiery reds and blazing oranges of autumn.
“You should join me for lunch in the cafeteria later.”
Jim grins, “When I had a first date in mind, I wasn’t picturing the cafeteria.”
McCoy smacks him on the arm, “Yeah and I didn’t think I’d be seeing you around again, but I guess we both don’t get what we want.”
“That’s child abuse.” Jim whines playfully and the southerner grips his sleeve to pull him away from incoming traffic, “Is not! How old are you?”
“Younger than you.”
“That’s debatable.”Unfortunately he just so happens to become best friends with the grumpiest person on this end of the galaxy.
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Teleport You to Me by dammitjimimadoctor
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
27 Aug 2017
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Jim decides to brighten Leonard's day.