8 Works in Tim Allen
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Hey Arnold’s Grandpa Takes The Oceangate Sub to the Titanic: You’ll NEVER Believe What Happens Next! by SteelyDeezNuts for The victims of the Oceangate tragedy
Fandoms: Hey Arnold!, Titanic (1997), Home Improvement (TV), Quaker Oats "Cap'n Crunch" Commercials, Dream SMP, Drake (Musician) RPF
24 Aug 2023
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Hey Arnold’s Grandpa gets shot in the Bronx during a Marijuana edible binge, Dream and George go to Ohio to record a single with hit rapper Aubrey “Drake” Graham. Cap’n Cruch and Tim Allen work together to see the titanic with musical guest Ice Spice. You’ll NEVER believe what happens next. Read and find out.
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- Part 7 of The SteelyDeezNuts Cinematic Universe
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The Second Song of Beaglesaurus: The Trials of the Gonzales' Revenge Battle Chronicles by NoirIblis
Fandoms: Beaglesaurus - Fandom
06 Jan 2023
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Beaglesaurus returns due to a freak robot accident & the introduction of the two richest & two least cool firebrands around, here to stir up the worst kinds of troubles for our hero! What do they want? And more importantly, how can they be stopped?!
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Kermit Cock: the Bonding Road Trip of a Lifetime by WormicusJones
Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Family Guy (Cartoon), McDonaldland, King of the Hill, Seinfeld, The Yogi Bear Show (Cartoon), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, One Piece, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
03 Aug 2022
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When Kermit the Frog, a washed up B-list celebrity decides he can no longer stand the grind of working in an office, he is joined by co-worker Brian Griffin, as they quit to embark on the road trip adventure of a lifetime.
Content warning for drug use, specifically cocaine and marijuana use. There are also graphic depictions of violence. Stands and Devil fruits are used.
New chapters will be posted on Saturdays. Any comments are greatly appreciated
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Home Improvement 3: The Second One by Anonymous
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Food Network RPF
17 Jul 2022
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The Tim Allen Neo-Noir ended with his death.
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Principal Carol Newman meets the girl that beat her up back in middle school for still believing in Santa. But she has PROOF that Santa is real; she FUCKED santa!
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Peter Griffin And The War Against Peanuts by orphan_account
Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga), Home Improvement (TV)
08 Dec 2020
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My dumbass friend wrote this and gave me permission to upload this here as a shitpost. Peter Griffin space communist and his rag tag team must fight space satan Jimmy Carter to free the world from capitalism. A lot of dumb shit happens, people die a lot.
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- English
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- 1,530
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 168
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This is an edited version of the book: the film. If you want to avoid experiencing my pain, read this version of the book instead. The idea with this edit is that I keep in all necessary/running jokes, and remove any garbage that may I don’t like, and re edit the dialogue a little to make it enjoyable.
Most director's cuts are longer than the originals, but this one is shorter. Why? The original was a slave to the garbage dialogue that ran through most of it. It has lost, in my opinion, a little bit of charm that the original had, many little one shot jokes, dance breaks, and moments of genuine pain from me were lost, though perhaps it is for the best. In time, I'd like to make one definitive version of the book, showing all edits, but that's a lot of effort for such an elaborate shitpost.
Hope you enjoy.
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- Part 1 of The Tim Allen Extended Universe
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Tim Allen, a retired super hero and drug addict, is kidnapped and forced to train three children and a paper mache doll to defeat evil with the help of an old co-worker and a living raisin.
This project has a very simple idea behind it: I take all the dialogue from the film Zoom and write situations around it. The completed project will be a massive multi-media collection of art, from new DVD covers, to a full album written by musician A Rat Problem. After April 6, 2019, new scenes will be posted 15 times per month for three months.
Check out the new Full Length by the big rat, inspired by this book. Also check out the great album art. Shout out to Extrid, Mort, Johnny Ruso, ELLCK, and Karina Kuzmiszyn for helping with the album.
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