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Could be Your All, But You Figured Me Out in The Bathroom Stall by sethbiyers
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
19 Jun 2025
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Seth Meyers is a deeply successful writer on saturday night live, but deep down his work is riddled with anxieties. A desire to be truly irreplaceable and stable. With Andy Samberg, he feels that.
+ What happens when a few too many drinks leads to a confession better left unsaid (or not??)
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Stefon still wants to stay in this reality forever, he thinks, smiling. And based on how Seth’s smiling back at him after kissing literally every part of his neck and shoulders, like, again, so does he.
or: things still feels like a dream to Stefon.
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- Part 2 of evil anon's stefon-verse
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such small scenes by sethon (sethmeyers)
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
30 May 2025
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'Cause I'm not like you
I know no family
None other than you
So please don't fight meOr: It's been about a year, and Seth is still learning new things about Stefon. He loves it, and he loves him.
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“I’m sorry, Seth Meyers,” he breathes, syllables catching in his throat as he gets closer. “Stefon’s thinking of you again.”
alternatively: the author is not okay and this tag is subject to it.
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- Part 1 of evil anon's stefon-verse
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如果Colin Jost在测谎时问出口了。
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非常短的柴科小段子，就当是另一个世界线的柴科
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 1,163
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 16
- Hits:
- 128
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taking the compliment by greenlifejacket
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
11 May 2025
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Che likes his co-host. A lot. Maybe more than a lot. Which is why he feels like he should put up a bit of a fight, when Weekend Update's head writer basically tries to make him say so on national television.
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feel my fire needs a brand new flame by greenlifejacket
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
10 May 2025
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He doesn’t know what it is. But something about– every time they try to bring up Colin’s dick, and just start making weird ass jokes about it that are obviously not true– it gets to him. Maybe because he’s obviously never seen Colin’s dick. But the more bits they do about it, the more it occurs to him that he kind of… wants to.
He doesn’t know if he’s just a fucking perv, or what it is. But it’s fine. It probably won’t keep coming up on their segment of SNL, because it really is kind of strange and just a bit out there for what the jokes on the show usually are.
In the end, he’s not sure why the hell he trusts it won’t get brought up again.
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Che has a problem. One that can only be solved by something that is never going to happen.
(Title from The Wanton Song by Led Zeppelin)
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"That'll be $10.98. You and your lady expecting?"
The cashier smiled genuinely, but Stefon just dug the cash out of his pocket and tried to muster up a fake smile that looked more like a grimace. He made a strangled sound in his throat.
"Mhm..yeah something like that. Thanks. Keep the change."
He got out of there as quickly as possible, cursing himself out on the way home for not buying a pack of cigarettes anyway so Seth wouldn't know that he had lied.
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“I love you more than I love human sex pistols,” Stefon admits, hushed, stepping back so he can see Seth’s whole face, “and it’s terrifying.”
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表现得很安静。
门锁作为对外最后一声声响，他们在工作室静悄悄地牵手接吻。 -
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大学生Colin遇到了一个黑人青少年，and it's the '90s. 没有事实，全是造谣。
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 36
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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“谢谢。如你所愿。”
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天气预报有误兴许情有可原，我爱上你却实属在所难免。
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wake up alone in strange places by eschatologician for Lemur710
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL)
07 Apr 2025
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Seth understands Stefon’s point about the commodification and commercialisation of what was once countercultural. It’s a disgusting trend. They’ll let literally anyone get jacked on scag these days.
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this documentary has everything by ambiguouslygay
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
18 Mar 2025
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CAMERAMAN:
Is it the guests?SETH:
Well, um, not really. I mean, they’re great, but…CAMERAMAN:
Is it Stefon?SETH:
(sigh) Fuck, you’re too good at guessing.or: A documentary about Saturday Night Live accidentally turns into one about Seth and Stefon's developing relationship... and the suspicions surrounding it. A sequel to "lay me down in sheets of linen", but can be read seperately.
(this is my final fanfic. please read the author's notes for my final message. thank you all.)
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没有任何前因后果和逻辑可言的短打。几乎就只是把某一刻出现在脑子里的画面给原原本本写出来了这样，没头没尾的不好看。感觉写完只有我爽了。但是如果有朋友想看前因后果我会写的，有什么想法都请告诉我🫶