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"ZiM… If you and I didn’t have to be enemies—if we didn’t have such different ideals and goals—do you think we could’ve been good friends?"
For the first time, Dib heard a genuine laugh—an actual burst of amusement from ZiM.
Well… from his ZiM."You? Friends with ZiM? Even without a mission to fulfill, I wouldn’t befriend a filthy Earth monkey like you!"
"Ugh… forget it. I knew it was a stupid idea."
"Enough! What’s wrong with you, worm? You’ve been acting weird ever since you came back from the punishment dimension."
"I know..." Dib said, sounding frustrated, before turning away and walking off without another word.
O: In an attempt to finally get rid of Dib, ZiM creates a device meant to send the human to a dimension of doom—one where crystals rain from the sky and the heat is blistering.
But, as always, his plan has a minor flaw, and instead of landing in a place meant for his doom, Dib wakes up in ZiM’s lab again. Only… it’s not his ZiM’s lab.And the weirdest part?
This version of ZiM is surprisingly nice, calling him nicknames that aren’t nearly as insulting as he’s used to.Series
- Part 1 of Unfamiliar
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Dib, Zim, and.. Keef? All get transported to a planet far away from their dear Urth and the Irken Armada, and without any resources, the three have to figure out how to work together to get off the planet. The only question left is, will Dib and Zim set their difference aside and help one another, or will they leave each other to die?
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Erm so im still trash @ writing fanfics so, kms.
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“Zim can’t take it anymore. He always knew his mission was fake but he wanted to believe to redeem himself.
he doesn’t find any reason for Earth to be useful, feels more like a prison than Footcortia ever was.. and with no purpose, what is he even supposed to do now?”
Got inspired from an animatic I found that I love so much. It’s “Oh Klahoma” on YouTube by fanciernessa and some other fics ^^ I forget which ones but if you remember tell me so I can give credit!
(Also they are in 11th grade if I didn’t make it clear- prob didn’t. just so Dib is taller and can drive lol)
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- Part 1 of Installment of Healing
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25 prompts, 50 words each. ZaDe.
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01: Poisonous
Even if Dib could disregard everything else about the monster, his clothing alone was impossible to ignore. That shade of pink was nigh incandescent—not bright like popsicles and advertising and cardinal beaks, bright like the ladybug that says I will kill you. Dib never let a warning deter him, though. -
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After Dib returns from being at The Crazy House for Boys for Ten years. Dib intends to get closer to Zim in order to gain his trust and take him to the government to prove he was never crazy to begin with! But when he finds Zim, he is in a terrible state, and making some crazy accusations! This might prove harder than Dib imagined.
This will have more chapters!! I'm just dumb and can't figure out how to change it on mobile.
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When the Tallest reveal the truth about Zim's mission, he doesn't take it very well.
But what happens when everything goes from bad to horrible?Series
- Part 1 of Truthseeking
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Whatever I spew out of my ass on my twitter priv goes here. Follow my twitter: “koolaid_jamster”, my priv is “zadrmylove” (17+). Dead dove themes will probably end up in here, not entirely sure, so mind the warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
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Dib and Gaz are Irken scientists, sent to Earth on a mission to study the planet and its inhabitants, see if it's worth invading. Dib meets a human boy with strange behavior named Zim, who just wants to see some alien guts.
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A story about two horrible people bringing out the worst in each other. :)
Or, Dib and Zim being 10× worse than you can ever imagine.
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COMPLETE!
Zim has come to Earth on a mission, to spread joy to all living creatures! This human, Dib, just can't seem to take his help though- If only his overprotective Tallests would stop smothering him, he might be able to break through to the gloomy teen
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Zim returns. Dib is conflicted.
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Zim and Dib finally reunite in Hi Skool after almost two years of radio silence. They've both drastically changed.
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- Part 2 of Ripples in Time (ZaDr)
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Dib is sent to the Crazy House for Boys after finally completing his mission and killing Zim. Unfortunately, the world isn't as appreciative as he'd thought, and, possibly more unfortunately, he's starting to have doubts about his actions. Meanwhile, Zim becomes official property of Membrane Labs, ready to be tested on when he suddenly wakes up. Realizing he's betrayed his Tallests by dying, he sets out with a new determination to be rid of Dib once and for all.
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Dib visits the lake again, this time it's winter though. Zim drops by, as usual, and everything rather quickly goes to shit.
I was planning to leave the last one a standalone but this idea popped in my mind and of course i had to write it.
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- Part 2 of The Lake
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(Published 2010)
Dib finds out the truth about his greatest rival. He doesn't take it very well.
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Zim is determined to go to the Hi-Skool dance and earn the title of "Prom Kween"... except attendance with a partner is mandatory. He convinces Dib to go with him, who hatches a plan of ultimate revenge. Only, he realizes his mistake all too late, making for a night neither of them is sure to forget.
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- Part 3 of Invader Zim Prompt Meme Event 2022
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Zim is hiding something, Dib is sure if it. Three months of fighting together against Membrane Labs For Better Living and Zim has never bothered to hide his contempt for the whole mission of saving Earth. So why bother staying?
Dib is determined to find out what Zim is hiding. Why does he stay? Why does Zim keep looking at him in that weird, intense way? And why does the idea of Zim leaving make Dib feel so empty?
Part 2 of the Killjoys AU (inspired by the album Danger Days by MCR)
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- Part 3 of Invader Zim - Killjoys AU
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Today was one of those days, in which Dib would stay bed-ridden and do nothing but feel bad about himself. Except, this time Zim won't leave him alone and Dib may just have to confront his feelings with his new boyfriend, even if the Irken doesn't quite understand it all.
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- Part 1 of Invader Zim Prompt Meme Event 2022
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Three Morally Varying Misanthropists and the Last Wastelock Worth Fighting Over by orphan_account
Fandoms: Invader Zim
23 Jul 2022
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Gaz acts as a wingwoman to Keef after learning he’s caught Hanahaki for her brother and his alien nemesis. Keef’s already down on his luck but optimistic nonetheless, but Gaz’s own stomach is already starting to twist for other reasons. This won’t go well. She doesn’t even have to ask herself the question, she just knows.