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Irkens are supposed to have evolved past such primitive things as sexual desires. But they also aren’t supposed to be spending so long with primitive species like humans. So, the effects of long-term submersion among a population of sexually maturing dirt monkeys, all releasing high levels of hormones was a complete shock to Invader Zim.
It also doesn’t help that his sworn nemesis’s pheromones are particularly nice-smelling. Or that a ginger menace is expressing interest.(read the tags)
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After months working against Membrane Labs for Better Living, the Killjoys (Dib, Zim, Gaz, and Gir) finally have the chance to strike a blow against mind controlling drug company. - but the victory is short lived when one of the group is captured.
Part 3 of the Killjoys AU
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- Part 5 of Invader Zim - Killjoys AU
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“Could you two take your foreplay into your own room?”
“Stop making it sound like everything Zim and I do leads to sex!”
“Doesn’t it?”A after a mission against MLBL goes badly, Zim and Dib fall into an old pattern of dealing with their anger… But with a new twist.
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- Part 4 of Invader Zim - Killjoys AU
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Dib doesn’t remember what he did when he got drunk at a work party.
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Zim is hiding something, Dib is sure if it. Three months of fighting together against Membrane Labs For Better Living and Zim has never bothered to hide his contempt for the whole mission of saving Earth. So why bother staying?
Dib is determined to find out what Zim is hiding. Why does he stay? Why does Zim keep looking at him in that weird, intense way? And why does the idea of Zim leaving make Dib feel so empty?
Part 2 of the Killjoys AU (inspired by the album Danger Days by MCR)
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- Part 3 of Invader Zim - Killjoys AU
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Invader Zim - Killjoys AU by SerpentJoe
Fandom: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), Invader Zim
12 Sep 2022
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“Computer, record.”
“When I had studied my Zim, I studied everything about him. The way he ticked. His mind. His body. And when fusing with his PAK, I unlocked invaluable Irken history he refused to tell me, no matter how much I poked and prodded at him. Unfortunately, upon my fusion with his PAK, the assumed effects it would have on my body have… not been as predicted. They seem to, in fact, have done the reverse.”The camera followed Zib’s hand as he reached down slowly.
He took a deep breath and opened his eyes.“So, for the sake of research…”
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18 Nov 2022
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A live alien is better than a dead one! That’s Dib’s theory, anyway. When he discovers a half-dissected, somehow-still-alive alien in storage at his father’s lab, he resolves to bring it to full health and show the world that extraterrestrial life exists (and most importantly, that he's not crazy)! Though, the alien may have a few ulterior motives of his own...
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24 Oct 2022
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Dib's given a treat- a chance to head over to the breeding facilities and have a fun time.
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18 Oct 2022
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Zim gets asked out by Keef and decides to take him up on his offer just so he could learn more about human affection. Dib believes he’s up to something, so Zim distracts him by betting Dib would be a terrible date. You know where this is going.
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- Part 1 of Learning to Love an Enemy
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28 Sep 2022
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Five years stranded in the ruined world of his own creation, five long years scraping by for food, for water, for anything he could find in the pursuit of continuing his meager existence. The PAK helped sustain him, maximizing nutrition input, minimizing energy exertion. Without it, he’d have been long dead. There was nothing there in that blighted land, just scraps of what had come before.
But he could work with scraps.
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- Part 1 of The Revolution Series
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18 Sep 2022