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He lifted the center panel and held it up to Edward’s chest while making thoughtful humming noises. As John carefully adjusted the position and ran his hands across the fabric to flatten it against the skin, Edward felt himself break out into gooseflesh.
There was something about the combination of delicate silk and lace brushed against his skin by Wee John’s huge rough hands—calloused from shipboard labour and needlework alike—that still got to Edward every time. He had to fight the impulse to look down and keep still instead.
A raided trunk full of finery clearly not intended for a body like his sparks something in Edward.
Sometimes it can be a lot less scary to ask for what you want if you can turn it into a bit.Written for Kinktober Day 19: Size Difference + Feminization
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A Thousand Wanton Tricks by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado), rose_quartz_kitten for IveGotADragon
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Oct 2025
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While Ed and Stede still have the inn to themselves, no reason not to spend time enjoying each other. And Stede has some plans for making the moment last…
A collaboration with Samm, for the OFMD Kinktober Day 16 prompt, “Edging.”
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1972. Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet in a gay bar. He's the perfect man-- or he would be, if it weren't for one thing.
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“Stede,” he peeps, the headrush leaving him dizzy. “You’re early.”
He doesn’t twitch even a single muscle in an attempt to move, frozen beneath Stede’s disparaging gaze as he is; the dark edge of something dangerous shadowing his eyes.
“Seems like you didn’t need me after all,” Stede says with a disappointed click of his tongue. "Were you just so desperate you couldn't wait for me? Is that why I come home to my kitten misbehaving? Is that it?”
Ed mewls pathetically, and Stede adds—
“Like a cat in heat?”
Written for OFMD Kinktober day 14: pet play
With three pieces of beautiful art by tuka!
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“Thought you were” —kiss— “still mad at me.”
“I am,” Ed says, his mouth moving to map hot trails down Stede’s neck. “It’s just… this whole older man taking responsibility for his shitty actions thing is really doing it for me right now.”
For OFMD Kinktober Day 10: daddy kink
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South Jersey realtor Stede Bonnet goes to a NYC play and becomes smitten with actor Edward "Blackbeard" Teach. After sending him a fan letter, the two connect and become enamored with each other although both have issues to overcome.
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He was driftwood.
For the OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH Kinktober 2025
DAY 7: priest kink
DAY 8: body worship (kind of heh)Series
- Part 7 of OFMD Kinktober 2025
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Edward thought he was very wise when he suggested that his centaur lover should take a year to think deeply whether he wants to tie his fate to a human forever. In fact, that was so selfless and enlightened of him that it was almost out of character. Edward was surprised himself.
It was a good idea though, and one that would allow the rewards to multiply for Edward to reap.
The Truce Moon has arrived, so he’s on his way to the meeting point, with his young heart filled with impatience, love and apprehension, knowing that if he sees Stede standing on the little clearing that it means that he has definitely – and completely freely – decided to give his heart to Edward forever.
Ed will just make a short detour, to obtain a wedding gift worthy of the joyous occasion.
And to unwittingly start a war.
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Ed has a problem.
Stede would tell him it’s a non-issue, that he doesn’t mind, but, fuck, it’s so fucking humiliating. Ed’s only 50. He’s still a spring chicken. (And that’s a Stede-originated thought, too.)
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Stede has been switching up storytime by reading the crew some ancient Greek myths—they might be a little risqué at times, but, if he dares to say so himself, it has been a rousing success!
There are, as it turns out, some rather unexpected consequences.
Stede used his other hand to gently but ruthlessly pull the pillow away, revealing Ed’s lovely face—so very flushed with embarrassment and arousal, brows stormy with wounded dignity and lips bitten red and pushed out in a clear pout.
Stede easily lobbed the pillow to the foot end of the bed, far out of reach.
“Hey!”
He ignored Ed’s protest and instead leaned in closer, pushing his own body flush with Ed’s, lips almost brushing his ear when he continued speaking: “They were chasing you, Edward, weren’t they?”
Combining Kinktober prompts from
- Day 3: Gangbang, Yiffing, Cock/Prostate milking (sorta)
- Day 5: Ravishment Fantasy
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Ed has been thinking. And maybe it’s time to take their relationship to the next level. Which is to say: maybe Ed would like to not be Ed for a little while. And Ed already knows how Stede is going to react: But I like Ed! Why would I want anyone but Ed? Ed is my favorite! Blah, blah. Ed is sick of being Ed. He’d like to, maybe once, be, like. He doesn’t know. Maybe, like, a princess. Or something. It doesn’t HAVE to be that. It’s not like he was thinking about anything specifically. Just, like, a random thought. He could be 100 other things that aren’t a princess.
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Stede wants Ed, all the time. Ed wants to be wanted, all the time.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2025
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Stede is having some trouble penetrating Ed properly, so he enlists a helping hand.
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2025
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Ed tasted so good!
For the OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH Kinktober 2025
DAY 1: anal beads
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- Part 1 of OFMD Kinktober 2025
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"And by the Revenge you mean..?"
"The ship. What if the ship could fuck me?"
Kinktober 2025, Day 1: Sex Machine / Cockwarming / Anal Beads
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Stede gets too drunk at Lucius and Pete's wedding, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to pleasure Ed within an inch of his life.
Over the following week, he goes several inches beyond that.
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- Part 4 of amuse bouche
- Part 50 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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There was probably something to be said about how many of Ed’s most prominent tattoos were of things he was absolutely terrified of. The giant snake on his arm, for example. Or the not one, not two, but three enormous spiders on both feet and his left hand, that instead of desensitizing him, had just led to him religiously wearing his black leather glove...
So he couldn’t even really blame the choice of a kraken on drunk stupidity alone. Though that night’s events were all a bit of a blur and he wasn’t even entirely certain that he had even been the one to make the call.For years, Edward Teach had been hiding safely in Blackbeard’s shadow. But the only thing scarier than being seen clearly might be not being seen at all.
He’d long ago written off being recognized and held unconditionally and without judgment as a childish dream—until he discovered that some dreams might be far more real than they should be.
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Heaven is here if you want it by littlefingies for oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Sep 2025
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Stede clears his throat. "So - the ropes. Um - could you teach me how?"
Jim hums a bit. "Yeah. But when you're tying someone up for fun, it's different than tying up some Navy fuck. It's easy to accidentally hurt someone, or like, make their fingers turn black."
Stede wrinkles his nose. "Uck."
Jim laughs. "Yeah, I've heard some wild stories. So yes, I could teach you. But I would need to show you."
"Like a demonstration? On me?"
"Not on you, you need to be able to see. Probably need to take notes even, make sketches. I'd have to show you on Ed."
Or, Jim teaches Stede how to properly tie up Ed. And then they fuck about it.
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When Zheng's partners are unavailable when she returns from a long business trip, Ed and Stede unexpectedly proposition her.
She's lonely and horny. Why the hell not?
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- Part 2 of Neighbors with Benefits
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[Podfic] Late Blooms by KalansPhantom by WhiskyTangoForeigner
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Sep 2025
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Stede Bonnet has been a beta for 46 years until one year everything changes. He's gotten a divorce, a new apartment, a new job, and suddenly he's presented as an omega with no idea how to deal with all the new changes. As his first heat looms he does his best to get by. After all, he's not a pup, he should be able to handle being in heat, right? It can't be THAT bad.
Edward Teach has been listening to his neighbor read bedtime stories through the thin walls of their apartment. They're soothing, comforting even, and he's come to love them. He'd already had a bit of crush on the beta, but when he opens his door one morning to a flush faced Stede Bonnet asking for pillows and the scent of omega, that crush soon hits critical mass.
This is a podfic of Late Blooms by KalansPhantom.