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Kiin doesn’t like to make a habit of complaining about her job, but she might have to make an exception this time.
At the end of the day—it’s Jihoon’s fault, of course. It’s always Jihoon.
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- Part 12 of Kicho
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good kicho yuri morning
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A Complete Forking Mess by Packetdancer
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Michelin guide - Fandom, Maribat - Fandom
24 Nov 2025
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To move on from a heartbreaking loss, Marinette Dupain-Cheng takes a side job: a Michelin Guide inspector, one of the anonymous food critics whose reports guide the assignment -- or revoking -- of those coveted Michelin Stars. She has plenty of culinary experience, after all.
That the whole requirement for Michelin inspectors to keep their identities as secret and closely guarded as a CIA agent appeals to the dissatisfied adrenaline junkie portion in her is just a bonus.
Jason Todd can't believe that somehow he's ended up working with Interpol. But given that Talia al Ghul is in pursuit of something fantastically dangerous which cannot be allowed to fall into the hands of the League of Assassins, he's begrudgingly become a temporary secret agent.
What he didn't expect was a tiny French firecracker who seems to be keeping too many secrets about why exactly she keeps showing up at all the same places as Jason, and who has downright alarmingly unconventional and unorthodox fighting skills. It's obvious to him that she's an agent on behalf of some third player on this game-board, but Jason isn't certain who.
All he knows for sure is that somehow, this little pixie is going to be the death of him.
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The chaotic neutral’s guide to time travel by DancingInTheStorm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Aug 2020
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“You claim you are from the future,” Nedzu said, hopping onto his desk. “Do you have anything to prove this?”
Hitoshi fished around in his pocket. “Here’s my hero license,” he said, holding it up.
Nedzu opened his mouth, but Hitoshi kept right on going, producing a handful of odds and ends from his pocket. “Also a movie ticket, some dryer lint, some, uh, didn’t know I still had that but it’s old gum—“
That was when Aizawa walked in, capture weapon floating around him. “What’s the emergency?” he asked, clipped, as he kicked open the door.
“—and the left arm of a Deku plushie,” Hitoshi finished, unruffled. “My cat ate the rest.”
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- Part 10 of DancingInTheStorm’s BNHA fics
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The Youth Soccer Association Rule Book by Irisviel101
Fandoms: Inazuma Eleven, Inazuma Eleven GO
18 Dec 2025
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After one too many absurd incidents with the Raimon team, Gouenji decides that what middle school soccer needs is a rule book for all players to obey.
It goes about as well as one would expect.
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ManMech was a Vtuber whose main gimmick was acting as a dorkish Mechaman impersonator. Its a known joke within his community that he's well overdue to be sued by the hero's lawyers for his burlesque parody.
Robert is just hoping that nobody makes the connection-- that they're actually the same person.
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- Part 4 of Sorta-Related Dispatch Fics
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Never Was, Never Will by thepoetaster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Nov 2025
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Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—
He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.
And again.
He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.
“Spidey?!”
In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.
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This is so fun! Love the contrast in personalities!
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Despite the #SirRepentious success, Heaven remains skeptical of a sinner's ability to change. Logic gets lost somewhere, and really, what's a better way to show sinners can be marginally less horrible than to stick two Overlords who hate each other in the same living space?
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Alastor and Vox play house.
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The Unsteady Retirement of One Mr Peter Benjamin Parker by aestorian
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
08 Aug 2025
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After the world forgot him, Peter kept fighting. He was Spider-Man after all. But as the villains get worse and the heroes dwindle, Peter finally grows tired. Hasn't he done his time? He's never once shirked the responsibility forced upon him. Never once has he put himself first.
Eventually, the straw breaks the camel's back. Peter finally hangs up the cape.
Unfortunately the universe seems to disagree. When Peter wakes up in Gotham he knows he should probably find a way home. But what's the point? Normal people don't find their way home across the multiverse, and Peter is normal now. He refuses to be anything else.
So why do unfamiliar heroes keep ending up on his doorstep? And can he really turn them away?
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In which Peter Parker just wants to retire but instead he becomes a mentor for young dcu heroes and his home becomes a vigilante halfway house
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- Part 2 of Batfam fics
- Part 1 of DCU WIPs
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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5 Times Queens Took Care Of Spider Man + 1 Time Tony Didn’t Give Them The Chance To by JAWorley
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
25 Apr 2023
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There’s a reason Peter loves Queens. To be fair he loves all of the citizens of New York, but there’s just something special about the people of his home borough.
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Queens keeps finding itself having to take care of their favorite superhero because he’s not the best at taking care of himself. During each new encounter with Spider Man, the people of Queens also come to understand that Tony Stark has a secret kid he’s never told anyone about. Tony finds himself unexpectedly also becoming a Queens favorite.
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- Part 5 of Fluff Fics
- Part 1 of 5 Times Queens Took Care Of Spider Man + 1 Time Tony Didn’t Give Them The Chance To
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Destruction is Good Actually by WardofWinters (QoLife) for IWasMadeForLovingYou
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
13 Nov 2021
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Percy is the son of Poseidon's most destructive aspect, it's natural things get a little... mixed up morality wise.
Poseidon is just so proud of his overpowered son.
Zeus wants him to please stop making things break.
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- Part 3 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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DESTROY DESTROY YAAAAAAA
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All dogs go to heaven (and all cops go to hell) by Bonfirefly
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics)
23 Jul 2025
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‘Glad this place is empty,’ Jason thought as he, too, stood up, ready to fight.
“Nah, leave this to me,” Danny looked over his shoulder at Jason. “I’ve got this.”
Jason didn’t know if he should argue, but it was too late as Danny threw himself at the ghost with his bat raised high.
“You know what, why not,” Jason sighed, sitting down to eat his food before it got cold. He could see Kira watching the fight with nothing more than a pinched expression.
“Stay still–OW! DID YOU JUST FUCKING BITE ME?!” The ghost screeched, the sound of energy blasts and bodily harm background noise to Jason’s inner monologue (‘I wonder if I can frame a picture of the Joker’s bloody body in the manor without B freaking out?’).
“THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, BITCH!”
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No one knew how it started, but at some point, a Bat adoption bait of a kid started running around the U.S of the DC universe, chased by a gaggle of glowing green ghost cops.
His reasoning?
"We're playing tag."
(They were not, in fact, playing tag. Danny has multiple warrants for his arrest from Walker that he refuses to elaborate on or comply with.)
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- Part 11 of DPxDC
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The Sand Files by 19BBY
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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A collection of digital records of the 501st legion of the GAR, especially concerning clone trooper Sand.
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- Part 14 of Clone Trooper Sand
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[THREADFIC] Trick or Treat! by Ch0nkyChocobo
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
20 Oct 2024
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The Strife Family is all ready for Halloween! After a long night of trick or treating with their triplets, Sephiroth decides he wants his own bedtime story from his very tempting husband.
Based off of a threadfic I made on Bluesky.
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- Part 3 of Ch0nkyChocobo's Threadfics & Ficlets
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Returning to Hogwarts for his 8th year to finish his education was stressful. Harry just needs some peace and quiet. The best place to go is the Room of Requirement. Oddly enough, someone is already there.
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and i know you know that you're my soulmate and all that by deathstranded for belby
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, IT (2017)
13 Oct 2019
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eddie encounters his first paparazzi
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Burn Them All by Anonymous
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Dec 2025
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Beware: Maegor with teats has begotten Aerion the Monstrous.
Prince Aerion Targaryen once drank a cup of wildfire, convinced it would make him a dragon. It made him a corpse instead—briefly. Fate (or the gods, or some bored Valyrian demon with a taste for jokes) spits him back into the world generations earlier, reborn as the twin brother of Prince Jacerys Velaryon, son of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen.
He isn’t a dragon. Tragic.
Still Aerion decides to do what he does best:
Cause problems on purpose.
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an undead robin and an undying robin walk into a tower by waitingdrivesyoucrazy1872
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Dec 2025
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Tim pissed off Satan and now has the ability to heal himself. So, when Red Hood shows up to Titans' Tower to kill him, Tim resorts to ragebaiting tactics and abusing the shit out of his powers.