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the one where hobbits burrow during the winter by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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"none of the dwarrow understood why suddenly and, as far as they could tell, out of nowhere, Bilbo had started acting so very strange"
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- Part 4 of alternative stories
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the one where hobbits were living inside the mountain all along by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It would be an understatement to say that the dwarrow expected many things upon entering the mountain. What they did find, they would have never imagined."
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- Part 2 of alternative stories
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the one where the hobbits serve Durin's Folk by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It isn't until the Lonely Mountain is mentioned that Bilbo realizes exactly what he has inside his very own home"
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- Part 1 of alternative stories
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it's not stupid if i have a plan by Cancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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"Lambert says it as an insult. You’re too fucking pretty. What business do you have being this fucking pretty while being a Witcher, with the scars that look almost placed strategically across his skin to make him look a roughish kind of handsome rather than the type of fucked up that Lambert’s scars get even when he treats them properly.
He says it as an insult, like the bastard he is, but it must be true what they say about Cats, about them being crazy fuckers, because Aiden just laughs with his head tilted back and his pointy canines showing.
Then he looks at Lambert with a glint in his eye and says, 'You’re one to talk,' and just continues cleaning himself on the stream."
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Lambert is an omega who hasn't told anyone his status because the school of the wolf found a way to breed omega witchers to create babies with higher chances to survive to the mutagenes. by the time Lambert presents and figures out how to keep everyone from knowing, the keep has fallen, so it never comes up anyway.
then he meets Aiden, and he decides that stupid decisions are only stupid if you make them unconsciously and without a plan. -
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There was a part of Legolas that felt like he should be ashamed of not realizing this sooner, but when he stopped to think about it rationally, he knew that there had been no point in which he could have seen it before Minas Tirith.
There was no possible, conceivable way in which Gimli should have been able to do as much work as he had in the amount of time he had done it.
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this is a series of unrelated stories about ideas i have for things that could be or i'd like to be about the relationship between hobbits and dwarves.
none of the stories are necessarily related to each other except for some headcanons you may see come up here and there again and again.
i'm not sure what i'm doing here, in all honesty, so if you see any missing tags or something, let me know. i'm mostly not gonna be touching on the one ring and other more complex lore, i apologize for that in advance.
i will not be expanding on any of the one shots, as they are one shots, but if you have specific questions about anything, let me know, i'd be so happy to talk to you about my headcanons!- Words:
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food stuff and other minor things by Cancer
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
10 Feb 2025
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Random Fandom 12!Fest by Cancer
Fandom: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DCU, Digimon - All Media Types, Digimon Adventure, Iron Man - All Media Types, Naruto, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Supernatural, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
20 Jun 2017
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unrelated, multifandom drabbles of sorts
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Shroom Fuzzies by queer_of_swords for missmuffin221
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Feb 2017
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As prompted by MissMuffin221 on tumblr: "Bilbo finds mushrooms, but instead of harmless edible ones, he confuses them with a similar looking kind. He gets a little high and touchy at Thorin :)"
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On a Hobbit in Erebor (and how to abduct him) by queer_of_swords for Atisenia
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Feb 2016
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Kidnapping and assassination attempts became a weekly occurrence. No matter how little the intrigue, how ridiculous the feud, Bilbo found himself the go-to target of whoever was holding a grudge against the King, his Company, the Royal Household, the members of the Elder Council and that nasty guildmaster who refused to pay her apprentices fairly.
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The Wandering Days by TheLittleMuse
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 Feb 2013
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During the journey the dwarves had all been entertained by Bilbo's stories. Once they reach Erebor they find Bilbo has one last story left in him.
Bookmarked by Cancer
18 Jun 2025
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When Thorin shakes of his gold-sickness and charges into battle there's one thing nobody mentions. There is one little hobbit in the midst of the battle. One hobbit who Thorin put there.
One hobbit who could already be dead.Bookmarked by Cancer
18 Jun 2025
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From The Library Of Erebor by TheLittleMuse
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 May 2015
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Bookmarked by Cancer
18 Jun 2025