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Recent works
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the one with the accidental marriage proposal by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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"Gandalf, of course, would say that he did not expect Thorin to use those exact words he had used, and so one could hardly blame him for being surprised and failing to intervene on time, but Bilbo insisted that Gandalf should have seen the possibility of a misunderstanding, precisely because one does not show up to a hobbit's home to whisk them away! "
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- Part 6 of alternative stories
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the one where a hobbit learns a secret language by association by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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...and the dwarves may or may not freak out about it
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- Part 5 of alternative stories
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the one where hobbits burrow during the winter by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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"none of the dwarrow understood why suddenly and, as far as they could tell, out of nowhere, Bilbo had started acting so very strange"
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- Part 4 of alternative stories
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the one where hobbits were living inside the mountain all along by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It would be an understatement to say that the dwarrow expected many things upon entering the mountain. What they did find, they would have never imagined."
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- Part 2 of alternative stories
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the one where the hobbits serve Durin's Folk by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It isn't until the Lonely Mountain is mentioned that Bilbo realizes exactly what he has inside his very own home"
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- Part 1 of alternative stories
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alternative stories by Cancer
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Jun 2025
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this is a series of unrelated stories about ideas i have for things that could be or i'd like to be about the relationship between hobbits and dwarves.
none of the stories are necessarily related to each other except for some headcanons you may see come up here and there again and again.
i'm not sure what i'm doing here, in all honesty, so if you see any missing tags or something, let me know. i'm mostly not gonna be touching on the one ring and other more complex lore, i apologize for that in advance.
i will not be expanding on any of the one shots, as they are one shots, but if you have specific questions about anything, let me know, i'd be so happy to talk to you about my headcanons!- Words:
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food stuff and other minor things by Cancer
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
10 Feb 2025
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Random Fandom 12!Fest by Cancer
Fandom: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DCU, Digimon - All Media Types, Digimon Adventure, Iron Man - All Media Types, Naruto, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Supernatural, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
20 Jun 2017
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unrelated, multifandom drabbles of sorts
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between synapses and circuits by MistakenMagic for shipsicle
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
16 Sep 2018
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Different diagnostic results slowly trickled through and Thorin swiped them all to different corners of the screen depending on their relevance and evidence of abnormality. He paused when a particular chart appeared and smiled to himself.
“What?” Bilbo murmured, sounding genuinely worried.
“Your heterochromia,” Thorin explained, meeting Bilbo’s green and blue gaze. “The irregular algorithm that causes it has been running for almost half a century.”
“Most mechatronics offer to fix it for me,” Bilbo said, looking away, seeming suddenly self-conscious.
“Then they’re idiots.”
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the consequences of sharing a bed by snowmissus (soul_of_blaze)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Mar 2025
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Bilbo Baggins returns to Erebor, ten years after the Battle of the Five Armies and finds more than he bargained for awaiting him. And a mountain abound with secrets.
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- Part 3 of An Unexpected Development
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kiss me in the doorway by snowmissus (soul_of_blaze)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Jan 2022
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It was entirely an accident, walking into the book-and-coffee shop, but Thorin wouldn't have had it any other way, after she'd met the odd man that owned it.
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The Great Ereborian Doily Conspiracy by Laura Kaye (laurakaye)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Feb 2025
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“Do you think she realizes I have neither a beard nor any axes?” Bilbo said idly. “I mean, of course I know it is an idiomatic phrase, but it is rather funny when you think about it.”
“You have a beard and axes of the spirit,” Thorin said firmly.
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Thorin has always been happy to see Bilbo adopt dwarfish ways, until it is pointed out to him that Bilbo, not actually being a dwarf, might be happier in their marriage if Thorin were to make a bit of effort to adopt some hobbitish ways in turn.Naturally, Thorin goes about this in a sensible and moderate manner.
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Thorin and Bilbo Quick Rendezvous by Duzzie101 for PunchyPomeloPeach
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Dec 2021
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Fanart for the Hobbit 2021 gift exchange. Of Thorin and Bilbo sharing a moment together.
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Bookmarked by Cancer
06 Jul 2025