4 Works in Felicity Montague Has the Brain Cell

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    The Montague children have an outstanding arrangement, every three months; no matter the weather, the circumstances, or trouble they’ve gotten themselves into: they coalesce in Monty and Percy’s dining room. They chose it to be the same day of the month so they’d all remember- the 24th. Today is September 24th- a few months shy five years since Adrian met his siblings to begin with.

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    I just finished Nobleman's guide and..... GOD do I love adrian so fucking much. I adore the sibling dynamics and NEEDED to write something happy for these idiots.

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    "Truthfully, Monty hadn’t wanted to come back. But two months out of rehab, the medical bills had started piling up, and his mother finally pulled herself together and decided to leave, but she hadn’t the forethought to get a job or save any money or even try to get a lawyer, and he felt a certain obligation to pay for some of it. And there weren’t nearly as many job offers as the producer thought. When your only redeeming quality is ruined, it’s harder to get on TV. Monty’s never seen a sex symbol who looks like half of his face has been run over by a flaming truck, and there’s only so much makeup artists can do. So here he is, pretending like he’s not begging for his old job back."

    Monty is a professional dancer on TV's 'Nine to Jive' who's only in it for the money. Percy is an indie singer-songwriter who really wasn't even expecting to get picked. They're bad at communicating but good at dancing. Please excuse me while I project.

    (my draft is called *aggressively cries over trans percy and dancing competitions*)

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    In short, Percy has a crisis (and Felicity knows what's up).
    (Monty does not know what's up.)

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    “All I said was that if you were a lady, I’d have married you by now."

    In which Percy makes an offhand remark, Monty panics, and Felicity is holding all of the brain cells hostage in Algiers.

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