8 Works in Richard Peele Bashing

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    Adrian tells Monty something very important about Richard Peele.

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    "Truthfully, Monty hadn’t wanted to come back. But two months out of rehab, the medical bills had started piling up, and his mother finally pulled herself together and decided to leave, but she hadn’t the forethought to get a job or save any money or even try to get a lawyer, and he felt a certain obligation to pay for some of it. And there weren’t nearly as many job offers as the producer thought. When your only redeeming quality is ruined, it’s harder to get on TV. Monty’s never seen a sex symbol who looks like half of his face has been run over by a flaming truck, and there’s only so much makeup artists can do. So here he is, pretending like he’s not begging for his old job back."

    Monty is a professional dancer on TV's 'Nine to Jive' who's only in it for the money. Percy is an indie singer-songwriter who really wasn't even expecting to get picked. They're bad at communicating but good at dancing. Please excuse me while I project.

    (my draft is called *aggressively cries over trans percy and dancing competitions*)

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    Chapters:
    6/8
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    " “Alright, everyone push in your chairs and line up at the door!” I shout, because apparently they have taken this as the best opportunity to begin a conversation. They line up at the door and I open it to walk out, when I see the face of the teacher from across the hall staring back at me. Mr. Newton, also known as the bane of my entire existence. "

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    “And he wrote, throughout the thousands of days he spent at the sky-blue cottage by the sea, using up towers and gallons of paper and ink, invisible letters to disappeared darlings, the fulfillment of an oath.” ~ Eleanor Ilde, Nectar of an Illusionist’s City.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    26
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    35
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    Monty would give Percy the world if he could. He does what he can on his new lower than low class income. Of course being Monty, his best laid plans always take a turn for the worse. How many supernatural adventures can two men in love go through in their life and why must it always be deadly to one of them?

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    1/1
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    Comments:
    8
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    "His hair looks even more slick than usual, even blonder than mine and combed backwards with a slight quiff on the top of his head. I hate his hair. Truly I do. I also desperately want to rake my fingers through it while my tongue is in his mouth, and for the life of me, I don’t know why. Being a thirteen-year-old boy is by far the worst thing to ever happen to me. Being a thirteen-year-old boy and desperately fancying Richard Peele is just plain unfair."

    The fic literally no one asked for... a deep dive into Monty's relationship with Richard Peele.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1,045
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    “All I said was that if you were a lady, I’d have married you by now."

    In which Percy makes an offhand remark, Monty panics, and Felicity is holding all of the brain cells hostage in Algiers.

    Language:
    English
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    1,713
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    It starts with a simple comment: "I think I'm going to write the Goblin."
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    As they prepare for their fifteenth anniversary, Monty and Percy realize just how big the Hoffman home really is. They could fit at least four more abused kids in it, huh?

    Alternately, the 'just for me' draft of this is called "Monty Becomes an Aggressive Adopter"

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
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    54
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