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“No strings attached.” She pushed him away to look at him in the eyes. Her words were dead serious even when her face flushed with lust. “We end this the moment we find someone we want to go steady with. And no one could know.”
He frowned at the lost of her lips. Such an annoying swot, his fingers were inside her knickers yet she was still trying to act like the smartest person in the room. As if he needed her to remind him anyway. He had no intention of making her his girlfriend or marrying her. A quick shag—oh well, maybe many shags—would be more than enough.
“Deal.” He muttered against her clever mouth, determined to put it to better use again.
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Few months later, Tom Riddle regretted his little agreement with Hermione Granger.
It took Hermione Granger seven years to feel the same.
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Hermione Gets The Book Thrown At Her by Brockster550
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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A series of one-shots where Hermione Granger gets pranked by Harry and a variety of girls as punishment for being a bully, a Boy-Who-Lived fangirl, a cheater, a tattle-tale, a hypocrite, a teacher’s pet, a know-it-all, a hero worshipper, an authority worshipper, Lockhart’s ultimate fangirl, a traitor, a spy, a manipulator, a control freak, a fake friend, defending the wrongdoers over Harry, treating Harry like a five-year-old, and even abusing her power as prefect. Not for Hermione Granger fans. (Ideas and requests are welcome).
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- Part 8 of Karma One-Shot Series
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“I let you have the space you wanted,” he says, his voice choked. “I took Astoria to the gala like you asked.”
She scoffs. “Hardly, considering you left her there to chase after me.”
“Doesn’t that tell you something?” He pulls her, spins her so she’s facing him, his hands no longer gentle. Insisting. “Hermione. Please.”
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Only a few people had enough courage to sit next to Luna Lovegood at the dinner table as they didn’t want to start a conversation about the creatures only she could see. That’s why there was often an empty place beside her. Although Luna didn’t care much. Actually, she thought that she was gifted because she was the only one able to have a sight of hidden peculiar miracles in the magic world. But when Ginny Weasley became acquainted with her, the Ravenclaw student never felt alone again.
The youngest of the Weasleys took Hermione's romance advice which annoyes Ron. One day Ginny decides that she can't handle it no more. -
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Harry Potter disapeared after the death of Lily and James Potter, the world lost it's chosen one, or so they thought. Harry was raised as Hadrien Black Gaunt Peverell, he was raised by four men who saw potential one no longer mad by splitting his soul, one who escaped prison by disapearing, one who worked under his lord for, one who loved his lover to the ends of the world.
Hadrien was told what happened to his biological parent, he was told the man he called Father killed thm in a wrath of anger and madness, he forgave, yes this man had killed his parents but he had made him into a force of nature. Harry had died the day his aprents died, he was Hadrien and proud of it. He was the blood adopted son of Sirius Balck and Marvolo Gaunt, he was an heir, he was a lover, he was darkness its self.
Also, did you hear? Draco Malfoy's boyfriend is insane.
~~.I heard he bought Draco an island for his birthday.
~~.I heard he killed a man for staring at Draco's arse.
~~.I heard he he goes to Durmstrang and is coming this year for the tri-wizard tournament.
~~.I heard him and Draco are engaged, refused to let Draco come to Hogwart unless he promise to marry him. -
keep your eyes on the quaffle, boys. by lottesparkes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Oct 2025
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Healer Hermione Granger is working for the French Team at the Quidditch World Cup, after running away from her life in England, the fallout of the war, and Harry Potter, 8 years ago.
Harry Potter, now England Captain and star seeker, is hell-bent on bringing his team to victory for the first time in over 30 years.
10 days. 10 opportunities.
10 bludgers to the head.
At least.
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The Feeling Of Not Feeling by not_malfoys_wife
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
01 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger was a perfect student, until the summer before sixth year she find out that she was an Omega, a rare species that attracts any Alpha in a one mile radius. She is thrown out of her perfect world and forced to try to adapt to being out of control of her own body and mind.
Draco Malfoy smelled her the second he entered Hogwarts, and Merlin she had smelled divine. And the second that he found out it was Hermione bloody Granger he knew he was positively fucking screwed.
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L'Amour Toujours by Syzygy_EventFics (Syzygy_Spirit)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Apr 2025
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Of all the things that could possibly calm Hermione's racing mind down, she would never have guessed it to be EDM, techno, and clubbing. But just when she's about to let go of her worries, the two men in her life she really didn't want or expect to see right now cross her path — and then all hell breaks loose.
After this night, nothing will ever be the same.
And, maybe, that's not a bad thing.
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Harry Potter found himself facing....himself.
They both had a Dark Lord in their head, and the snake's tongue in their mouth.
One was the lion and the badger, while the other was the lion and the snake.
The lion and the badger does better against one who is fighting with curses and men.
The lion and the snake does better against one who fights with traps and words.
And so they swap.
It's easier than breathing.
But what comes after?
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Cover for The Lost Heir by RiddleMeThis1926 by Strangemagpie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2025
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- Part 196 of FIC COVERS
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К Луне Лавгуд мало кто хотел подсаживаться, потому что боялись, что она начнет с ними разговор о загадочных существах, которых видит только она, и часто за столом когтевранцев места рядом с ней пустовали. Девочку это ничуть не беспокоило. В какой-то степени, она считала себя избранной- только ей известны сокрытые даже для волшебников чудеса, и вообще сами они чудные. После знакомства с Джинни Луна больше никогда не сидела одна.
Младшая Уизли, прислушавшись когда-то к совету Гермионы, крутит романы, чем вызывает недовольство Рона. В один день она осознает, что так продолжаться больше не может.- Language:
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Stranded in the snow, Hermione is found by her unexpected savior-
"Hi, I'm Draco Malfoy, feel free to call me Draco, not Drake or Drakey," He mocked, and the corners of her lips quirked up. He always hated those nicknames. "I live here, and I made this absolutely delicious casserole." Hermione clasped his hand, her fingers felt like ice against is warm palm.
"I'm Hermione Granger, feel free to call me Hermione, not Mi. Please." He flared his nose at the nickname which made her smile a little more - "I do not live here, and I am enjoying this incredibly delicious casserole." They shook each other's hands and shared a laugh. Eyes bright they lowered their hands, still connected for a moment, before Hermione removed Hers' Draco followed but lagged for a beat. "It's nice to meet you, Draco." They Locked eyes. His face was like a magnet and she was metal.
"It's lovely to meet you, Hermione."
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A lovesick Harry writes a confession letter to Hermione. Will the Boy-Who-Lived become the Boy-Who Loved? Will he grasp a handful of bushy brown hair in triumph!
Read to find out :0
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[Podfic] The Lost Heir by RiddleMeThis1926 by reveriepi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2024
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Harry disappeared from his families house as a child and never made it to Hogwarts. In an effort to find him Dumbledore planned the Twiwizard Tournament.
Unfortunately for him Harry Potter isn't anyone he would want around his brother, let alone the children in his school.Also, did you hear? Draco Malfoys boyfriend is insane.
~~I heard he once tortured a man for looking at him a little to long.
~~I heard he bought Draco an island for his birthday.Podfic of The Lost Heir by RiddleMeThis1926.
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Hermione Granger is lost. She fights for every breath, desperately trying to claw her way out of the gaping chasm that is her heart.
When the hand she never expected reaches for her and guides her home.
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The final installment of the Shades of Grey series.
Join the cast of characters as they do their best to find their paths back to happiness.
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- Part 5 of Shades of Grey
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Герміона Ґрейнджер згасла. Вона бореться за кожен вдих, відчайдушно намагаючись вирватися кігтями з глибокої прірви, якою є її серце.
Коли рука, якої вона вже не очікувала, тягнеться до неї і веде додому. -
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It's a dark wretched scab of a thing, the veins beneath tainted with the curse of a broken bond.
It hurts. Merlin, does it hurt down to the bone, it hurts so much her entire body shakes and sweat pools on her brow, and everything in her aches.
Her soul aches.
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Is it cool that I said all that? Is it cool that you're in my head? Cause I know that it's delicate.
In which Hermione Granger is all too aware of her feelings for one of her best friends but she just can't bring herself to say anything... yet.
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- Part 1 of Reputation (Hermione's Version)
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"Hermione Granger is undoubtedly the most irritatingly opinionated, patronizing, overbearing, excruciatingly optimistic and self righteous human being I have ever met but there's something about her that draws you in, something golden." -D.M.
What is the plot of this fic? The plot is Draco Malfoy having a terrible fucking time and never being able to catch a break. It will begin fifth year and take you through his journey of being a death eater, the Battle of Hogwarts and post-war. It will loosely follow some canon events but timelines and dates may not be identical. The story itself is one big what if. What if Draco and Hermione started dating before he became a death eater? What if Draco had been present for certain events during the horcrux hunt? What if the war ended this way and these certain people were lost? The characters and story are in no way meant to be canon but instead, an exploration into other possible characterizations of them.
It's also wise to remember, this is entirely from Draco's point of view. Who is to say that he's a reliable narrator?
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- Part 1 of Something Golden