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John decides to teach Karkat how to human dance.
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A short little look into how John and Karkat might cope with a sudden power outage. Yes there is fluff and yes it is short but short is sweet and so is this.
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Mermaids are dangerous creatures that can change moods very quickly and don't fair well with humans.
A mermaids' bite can signify three things:- 1) They bit you out of distrust/self-defense and then they released a small poison into you.The area where they bit would start to turn purple until it eventually rots, you die, or the bite just leaves you feeling sick for a week. 2)They bit you softly on purpose on the right side of your neck.This means that they trust you for now. The area where they bit glows silver a little at night. And 3)If a Mermaid bites you on the left side of your neck,sucks and licks the wound clean then they have chosen you to be their mate, or think that you would be a suitable mate. That bite wound glows red at night.John is just too curious for his own good and ends up befriending a grouchy merman. This ends up getting him in quite a lot of trouble. John you dumbass. You never turn your back on the body. EVER. (Mermaid AU~)
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this is based on thatoneshippernamedcarly's teacher AU
don't judge me okay I just really love that AU
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"I may or may not have adopted five cats."
"Karkat Vantas. You. Did. Not."
"There is a possibilty."
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A character study sort of thing about Karkat Vantas failure of a first love.
EDIT: Was supposed to be a three-parter but was reworked into a oneshot
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A homestuck safe-vore story
Tiny!humans AU: Earth existed in the trolls universe already and it is one of the planets HIC conquered. Instead of completely wiping humanity from existence she relocated them to Alternia.
Humans, incidentally, are 1/12th the size of trolls. They are always on the alert because everything on Alternia, including the trolls, eat humans.Karkat finds John alone in the forest and decides to bring the little human back to his hive.
This is the prequel to Unexpected Reunion which you can find here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/2492402
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- Part 1 of Unexpected
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Prompt:- “Uh oh we ran out of chips and instant noodle time for an emergency trip to the grocery store at 1AM IN THE MORNING. and only one of us gets to sit in the shopping cart ” (I changed it a bit though)
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Is This Love or Lust, or Both; Plus Trust? John/SemiMute-Incubus!Dave Fanfic. by SilentNoxx
Fandoms: Homestuck, Humanstuck - Fandom, AU - Fandom, Homestuck AU - Fandom
23 Jun 2015
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Set in a personal AU, in which, Dave Strider is a Semi-Mute Incubus hiding himself from hunters, and trying to stay alive the best he can. Whereas John however is just a normal dude from Washington, going along on his path of life, lacking his father figure, wishing/hoping for something out of the ordinary to happen, and make his life more interesting. You should be careful what you wish for.
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John's mad at Karkat, who's probably more in love with troll John Travolta at the moment than John.
welp, I'm slowly uploading my three-year old fics, and I'm pretty sure this is crack. Not exactly sure what was going through my mind back then... I vaguely remember this as being angst originally, but it's far from that now. I might re-write it, but for know, have some dumb shit I wrote at 2 AM three years ago :^)
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“You each kept your own silence about the notes, as if they were your secret, as if you were each refusing to acknowledge them until one of you gave up and didn’t leave a note for the other. You both also knew that you would not be the last one to leave a note. So it continues. Through the first year, the second year, the third year the notes continue being sent. They become habit, they remain secret. Every night you would find a note slid through the base of your door, each morning he would find one under his."
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The one where Karkat and John leave letters for each other under the other’s door but they each pretend like they aren’t. {Sadstuck, JohnKat.}
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- Part 1 of Letters
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“So, are you ever going to stop being a complete asshat and actually ask him out?”
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Part Two of "Letters" Series.
"In all honesty you felt a little bit numb. You weren’t sure how you were supposed to react, because while deep down there was this unimaginable aching pain that wouldn’t go away and made you want to stay in bed all day… at the same time there was your brain screaming at you to suck it up. There’s also the half of you that wishes that you had just sucked it up then, too and gone and talked to John. If you hadn’t started the whole letter thing, you wouldn’t be hurting so badly right now. Would you even care?"Or
The sequel to the one where John and Karkat trade letters in secret and it turns into so much more
{Sadstuck, JohnKat}Series
- Part 2 of Letters
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Safe non-sexual micro-vore with John as the Pred and Karkat as prey. Karkat, a tiny alien, crash lands on earth and is found by John.
please comment and tell me what you think!
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‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’ AU
“And Tiger Lily’s means ‘love me if you dare’, or ‘I dare you to love me.” And Love Him John Did.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas. You’re 19 years old with homosexual tendencies and you work in a shitty coffee shop, living on a diet of mostly sandwiches and your best friends’ foul cupcakes. You’re currently under extreme interrogation.
Beside you is your friend Eridan Ampora, also under interrogation. He’s taking it worse than you, all hunched over and his face nearly completely buried into his scarf as he stares at the floor. Why is he even wearing a scarf indoors? He looks absolutely ridiculous. You mentally try to calculate the amount of times you’ve actually seen his neck. It falters below double digits. You’re broken out of your own moronic thoughts by a harsh, cold voice, snapping for attention.
“Eridan Ampora. Why do you not want to attend this hella tight October 31st party with us?” Dave Strider asks, body practically bent at a 90 degree angle as he places his hands on his hips and looms over you both. His brows knit together over the shades he has covering his eyes. You wish you could say he’s put them on for his role of chief interrogator but no, this great asshole wears them all the time, even when its dark. What a dick. -
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we’re doing improv and you’re talking about how there’s some birds loose in your school, but nobody is standing up to help you with this scene and you look very awkward, here let me run towards you shouting “WHO LET MY BIRDS OUT?!” AU Johnkat
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"I play a police officer and at one point I get to arrest and drag your character offstage and I’m having a little too much fun with it" AU (Johnkat thing!)
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Very short drabble prompt
"I’m really allergic to the food the school is serving and I didn’t bring a lunch, but you are nice enough to share your lunch with me." -
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I’m looking after my little sister and she’s walking on the wall of your garden and you came out to shout at us" AU
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In which Karkat’s sweater becomes public enemy number one.
Bookmarked by irregularEternity
24 Jul 2012
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really precious johnkat
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For the Homestuck Big Bang: God Tier 2011.
In Which John is a Brilliant Sociopath Detective With a Brittle Heart and a Platonic Bed-Hopping Problem; Karkat is the FBI Agent and Relationship-Expert Who Has Been Assigned to Protect Him Because the Approaching Can City Mayoral Election Has the Mobs in a Stir; A Clever Serial Murderer is On the Loose; Jade is Inventing Ectobiology; Terezi Makes a Grown Man Cry; Jack Noir is Easily Distracted by His Arch-Nemesis; Everyone Overlooks the Obvious; Vriska and Eridan Get to Play Hero; Eight People Die Horribly; Five People Get New Quadrants Filled; and the Future of Troll/Human Relations is Changed Forever.
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Karkat is all for cultural exchanges and trying to see each others point of view, but there is such a thing as going too damned far.
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Once Karkat figures out the trick to getting John's attention, it's all smooth sailing from there.
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Teasing can be frustrating, but it will all be worth it in the end - right?
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When you open yourself up completely to someone else, you also make yourself completely vulnerable.
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- Part 1 of Trust In Me
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Trolls are aggressive and have a lot of sharp edges. Humans are fragile, and usually don't enjoy pain. This will not end well, unless Karkat can bring himself to trust John.
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- Part 2 of Trust In Me
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"Karkat," you say, because it feels amazing but you can't help yourself, "is that an octopus in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"That is the stupidest pickup line in either of our universes," Karkat says, his face gray-red and his pupils huge, "and I dare you to find out."
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"I would as a result like to request Karkat being the only troll left after the scratch, having a complete and total psychological breakdown, and John comforting him." Homesmut kinkmeme fill, though in the end, not kinky.
In which Karkat Vantas cancels life due to lack of interest, and John is left to pick up the pieces.
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How Karkat Vantas Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Con Air by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Mar 2011
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"John and Karkat rope each other into having an intense slumber party movie night. Popcorn, sleeping bags, the works."
The moment Karkat sees the sleeping bags, John sees him change his mind.
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Only If For A Night (100% More Kissing Mix) by PlayerProphet (orphan_account) for inverts
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Dec 2011
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The moon has been up for hours and so has Karkat, cutting down and sheaving wheat since he rolled back out of bed.
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In which Karkat experiences the effects of Randy Red Raspberry gushers, "The Full Sex" is used in a sentence - unironically - no less than twice, and Karkat and John love each other a lot while being big doofuses.
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The Only Recipe For Lasagna You'll Ever Need by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Apr 2011
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Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.
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John and Karkat unwillingly present an illustrated guide:
How to Explore the Southwestern United States of America and Avoid the Feds on Under $25 a Day!
Warnings for implied torture and character death.
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- Part 1 of The Rom Com At The End Of The Universe
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Cue up a summer night with a strife between one astonishingly drunk foster father and one teenage boy who can’t keep his mouth shut and the resulting cliché pushes said boy to be as dramatically angst ridden as a fourteen year old girl who no one understands. Includes meeting an online acquaintance with charming buckteeth, copious use of the phrase ‘no homo’, body image issues, shenanigans and feelings. In short, Karl Vantas is reigning over the drama as self-proclaimed monarch for life and John Egbert is not helping the situation.
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Honey Drops and Pink Diamonds by orphan_account for JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: MS Paint Adventures, Homestuck
14 Oct 2012
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'Sequel' to Young Things, set in the same universe. Focused on John and Karkat's relationship with each other and Sollux. Also, beware darlings. This is a kissing movie.
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The Only Recipe For Lasagna You'll Ever Need by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Apr 2011
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Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.
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John and Karkat find themselves on opposite ends of the universe after the game.
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John and Karkat find themselves on opposite ends of the universe after the game.
Bookmarked by vanillarouge
13 Nov 2012
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so bittersweet and beautiful. also, gorgeous art! bring tissues.
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John and Karkat find themselves on opposite ends of the universe after the game.