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The gang decides to defeat Lord English and the Felt once and for all
...in a game of baseball.
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The Felt just opened their lasted front in their brand new terf, called the "English Pocket Cafe". However, it turns out that this is new terf to them and there is an already established crew running the shop across the street. Orders come down from above and Crowbar is sent out to gather information to bring the other group down. Little did The Felt realize that The Midnight Crew wouldn't go down without a fight, and maybe in it all some people get feelings for some other people.
(A Crowbar/Spades Slick Coffee shop au fic because every ship needs at least one.)
- Language:
- English
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- 1,573
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 2
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- 32
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(Or The Muppets Take Las Vegas /j)
Caliborn and company sack a casino.
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Fin decides "Hey, i need to fuck someone else besides Trace"
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- English
- Words:
- 343
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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- 227
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John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?
The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.
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Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.
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Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.
EDIT: This fic is on hiatus due to me developing a strong hyperfixation on Deltarune; I'm not sure when new chapters will come, but it is not abandoned for sure
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Quarters whistled a quiet little showtune to himself, following the thrumming geetar sound of some nice classic ACDC on his old timey radio, sitting happily upon the windowsill, pumping out sound into the kitchen. The little smoke fan thing was whirring at full power, and his flat little griddle pan was almost smoking with heat, and he muttered under his breath in his best Angus Young falsetto about filthy acts being done at a reasonable price. All the fixins were set out and prepared for today's burger time, two potato buns (halved across the middle, producing four breads), ketchup, mustard, some package American cheese product, pickles, onions, and potato chips.
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Quarters wakes up beaten, bloodied, and bruised in a holding cell. He can barely remember what happened to him, or why the Felt hasn't shown up to break him out of another mistake. But his captors expect a better answer then "I don't know" from him. (Discontinued)
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It's a long walk through Felt Manor but a little conversation is sure to pass the time.
Or: Clover has eyes bigger than his stomach.
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Super Sensitive Summer Slam Splashdown Showdown by Dreadmartha
Fandoms: Stab Dads - Fandom, The Intermission, Homestuck
07 Jan 2020
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Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog must complete their sensitivity training or risk losing their Union membership. Meanwhile, Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and the kids try to beat the heat on the hottest day of summer. Hilarity ensues for both sides of the Crew.
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The tile speaks for itself.
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Jane Crocker, dutiful follower of her grandmother's wishes, finds herself at the claws of the fearsome Midnight Crew.
The Felt are panicked. The Crew are cocky. Jane, honestly, is having a great time.
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drop dead gorgeous by ToSeeStars for Dragoneisha
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck Intermission - Fandom
25 Jun 2019
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Droog just wanted to get a new outfit design straightened out with his favorite tailor. Unfortunately, (or perhaps fortunately,) when the manor's this big and you're dating like a third of it, you tend to run into a couple different plans on the way.
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His Way by MafagafoGirl
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck Intermission - Fandom, Humanstuck - Fandom
07 Jun 2019
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"Regrets? I've had a few. Then again, too few to mention."
Watch as his life gets built and then crumbles into a mass of unrecognisable mess thanks to his massive introspection and self-improvement.
Every chapter is named after a song; more info on each in the chapter endnotes. This is gonna be super long --the note-taking and plot-sketching document I wrote's got like 12 pages
EDIT: This fic is now abandoned. Sorry, I won't continue it, because I don't like the direction it was going and I no longer have the same headcanons I did when I started this. If you wanna find out what was gonna happen, or talk about headcanons and such, my twitter is @rubs_juice
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Talking to people is hard. That's why Crowbar's lover isn't a person.
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Three Fourths of the Dead Men by PinetreeVillain
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck
23 Apr 2018
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(Stand alone excerpt of an idea never full written)
You both share a look.
This is what you’re sure is the setup of an interrogation taking place 15 stories in the air above a burning city and harbor. Thousands of miles out sea, 5 capable men are hiding in a bunker on an island with the last piece of the living equivalent of Satan (Demonhead Mobster Kingpin) hidden and out of reach of the Felt, who are livid to obtain it.
You both aren’t saying squat.Series
- Part 1 of Parts of the Dead Men
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Itchy moves into a strange apartment building, where the lobby wall is covered in clocks and almost every resident is rude, stupid, or both. After a strange dream and a myriad of contrived circumstances, he and his roommate begin to wonder if there's more to the building than it seems.
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Matchsticks is furious with himself. He’s also angry with Itchy, but if he’s really honest, he’s the most angry with himself for all of this. None of this would be happening if he hadn’t ended up head over heels for Quarters. And none of this would be happening if he’d paid more attention when Doze let it slip that Itchy was showing an interest in photography. He hadn’t paid any attention to that little tidbit at all, assuming Itchy was probably just planning on making porn for himself.
That wasn’t entirely untrue. He did make porn. It’s just unfortunate that apparently it featured Quarters and Matchsticks, taken through a crack in their hotel room window.
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- Part 2 of California King
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,154
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 21
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- 712
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A high school alternate universe that follows the adventures of a freshman by the pseudonym of Crowbar. Co-written by a shark.