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Love, Sick by Fuzzy_Jalapeno
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game), PVP Civilization (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
13 Oct 2025
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Instead of granting Seawatt immediate death, the parkour villain gives him an incurable illness which will kill him in about a week. Evbo, per his fighter ally’s request, came back for Seawatt after he defeated the villain. Now, he’s stuck with him for a week. Great.
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<god> left the confines of this world by ethos2017 for XOlt3
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
12 Oct 2025
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to determine a friend's death, you must let three days pass.
but emf was never taught patience.
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- Part 1 of the faux-widow's food web
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“Em! It’s so good!”
“Are you sure?” EMF asked. “If there’s anything wrong with it, just-”
“No, no!” Evbo said quickly. “Nothing wrong! I just… you know. Still trying to think about how far everything’s come, you know?” He took another bite before giving a soft, wistful sigh: “...Ryder would’ve loved this.”
“Ryder?”EMF tries to bring back one of Evbo's old friends as a way to prove his love and loyalty to his new partner. He does this without knowing exactly how Ryder died, or, more importantly, what happened to their body all those years ago.
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- Part 4 of Mercy for the Lamb
- Part 25 of Evboverse Fics
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Chained Jumps (Parkour Civilization AU) by Luvoriam
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Oct 2025
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This AU is in a universe where the personalities are a little changed for the fiction. Specially Seawatt is darker, and more evil, his past changed a little to make it more tragic. All the characters are the in-movie persons, I do not ship the real life versions of the characters and I respect the boundaries.
The Minecraft physics and other facts are slightly changed. (Inventories are like bags that anyone can open, people can get dragged ex. So more like real life logic) -
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Seawatt and EMF avoid healthy communication by kissing about it.
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- Part 2 of ParkourCiv
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champwatt but it's boxer x medic au
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Happy birthday Evbo, Love, EMF and Seawatt. by yaoiv2
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
05 Oct 2025
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 587
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 11
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EMF was bound in chains, suspended over lava. They hadn't talked to another person in... days? weeks?
But that didn't mean they couldn't pretend.
(written for whumptober day 3: isolation)
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- Part 3 of multifandom whumptober 2025!
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Seawatt finds Evbo incredibly annoying, he is loud and stupid and is funny and cute and-
Evbo finds Seawatt incredibly annoying he's always complaining and rude and definitely doesnt have beautiful eyes that he could stare into for a thousand years
Set in the second movie when Evbo is collecting the discs
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Revolving Mirrors by sicklybreathing
Fandoms: PVP Civilization (Web Series), Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
30 Sep 2025
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Seawatt had never seen himself in someone before, a simple man from a simple life. Unbeknownst to him, he meets Zam, a famous actress, by pure accident. From there, they consistently meet, realizing how similar they really are.
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The au in which Seawatt and Zam have girl-talk together
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picky eater (stop your whining) by ethos2017 for Dovalore, m1ss1ngt3xtur3
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
30 Sep 2025
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a player is simply unable to leave the noob layer fully unscathed. it remains not a startling thing, the fact that it has left its mark on god himself, his body, his psyche, his holiness; it's almost expected, for lack of a better word.
even then, it remains quite a shame that civilization's champion is meant to shoulder the weight of the consequences of that injustice.
but what else is a champion meant to do, when their god lies to them; his hand the one that feeds and strikes?
what is emf to do, but remain loyal to their friend as they were made to?
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- Part 1 of the extraction of autonomy
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Holding hands? That's just an enemy thing, nothing else. by SunOfSpirits
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Sep 2025
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So yeah, Evbo just began to think about Seawatt.
To think about Seawatt’s form, his clothes, his skin that shimmered so beautifully under the sun. To think about Seawatt, and the gold that adorned his body as if he himself were a work of art, or the most precious thing among all his jewels and riches; that drape covering him as if he were a god fallen from Olympus, here only to cross his path. To think about Seawatt, and his bright, pleasing amethyst eyes—so striking with that one black eyeliner framing them. His tulip-pink lips, dry-looking yet… somehow still slightly alluring and—
Evbo shook his head abruptly : That was a bit too much now, wasn’t it?________________
OR : The Parkour villain was defeated yesterday and Evbo is missing a certain someone to feel better.
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Bury me as it pleases you lover // At sea or deep within the catacomb by Anonymous for WimdyWhimsy
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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"If you let me help with that, I won't eat raw chicken for uhhhmmmm, a week.”
“A month.”
“Two weeks.”
“Three.”
Green stares into hard purple.
“Fine, three, but only if you don’t snitch to Emf next time I’m sick.”
“I can live with that.” Seawatt responds.
Or: a gift for my friend Wims hiiii Wims happy birthdayyy bangs pots and pans get ur wingfic wingfic !!!! Look!!!!!!
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- Part 10 of V's Parkciv Fics
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Corruption Begins in the Mouth (Unfinished temporarily) by L0nan
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
25 Sep 2025
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Started May 09, 2025 - Finished .. (unfinished)
It all started on the noob layer, with Evbo fending for his life. The layer was poor, unhygienic, and riddled with disease. Second to sickness, starvation was the most common cause of death, and everyone feared it - some people even feared death so much they died from anxiousness. The citizens of the noob layer lived by their god and died by their god, you could never test fate on the layer; dying without making yourself useful put a mark on your soul and tainted your afterlife.
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Evbo's cannibalistic ways on the Noob layer haunt him through his Godhood and he acts upon his desires. -
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Per the Rule of the current Parkour Champion, Tabi is Revived alongside the many others who fell to their doom during the era of the Tyrant Champion. She dedicates her new Revived life to the grind in search for the truth of the nature of her birth during her first life.
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would you fall in love with me again by qiytharsis
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
23 Sep 2025
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He will not think like a god.
Not tonight.
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Or, against all odds, immortal god Evbo falls in love with a human and then proceeds to find him in every possible reincarnation - until he realizes that it's not quite the same.
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and the player began a new dream by pidgeony for fox_kat
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
20 Sep 2025
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Evbo and EMF, at the end of time.
Except now there's no parkour(?!) in this new world, and the Parkour Villain was there? It was a pretty good thing that there was no void (or parkour prison) for Evbo to fall into, at least.
(Or: There's no world in which EMF wouldn't follow Evbo beyond the ends of the earth, but he wasn't liking this... Lifesteal place very much. It was second to being trapped by Seawatt, at least.)
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- Part 8 of creative life works :)
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EMF, Seawatt and Evbo are out for their weekly catch-up at their favourite restaurant "chicken or beef" (its a whole thing)
Evbo eats too much and feels sick, Seawatt drives him home to make sure he is okay and romance ensues
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Seawatt’s body responded, ears flicking in pleasure, tail curling protectively around Evbo. Their quiet dance of intimacy was filled with reverence and affection, a sanctuary created from years of pain.
↻ ༺✧༻ ⟳Seawatt hides his hybrid appearance only to be caught by his 2 bfs
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and i'll kiss every sword i'm conquered by by ethos2017 for FloralGinger
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
14 Sep 2025
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[Seawatt]: You guys tryna jump for my beef?
[ACookieGod]: I'll jump on it.
[Evbo]: He's doing tricks on it.
sourced from semifontos's post.
or: the superiors of parkour civilization ruminate on everything that has happened.
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- Part 66 of the extraction of autonomy