16 Works in Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office
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Waking up all alone in a dark alley, in a foreign country, possibly both drugged and robbed, was definitely not how Sylvia had envisioned her city trip with the girls to go. Now she had to deal with hallucinations, nausea and extremely skewed perceptions.
OR: How did a Harry Potter fan end up getting from a pub-crawl in central London 2025 to waking in a random alley in 1965? And why does her washable Dark Mark tattoo suddenly look and feel so authentic?
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It takes a second for his eyes to adjust, but when they do Sirius has to swallow down the audible gasp that nearly leaves his mouth.
Remus is on the bed, hands up around the bedposts on the headboard.
They're bound by the lights, a series of gently done knots holding them up and away from his body.
And hes naked, save for the Santa hat that's covering his crotch.
"What-" Is all Sirius manages out, all the blood in his body rapidly leaving his brain and rushing downward.
Remus looks up, a soft glint in his eyes and oh, he's nervous.
"I had a bit of a mishap with the Christmas lights."
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When Ron and Harry steal the car at King's Cross, Arthur is faced with a very stressful day.
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Arthur Weasley visits Headmaster Dumbledore for a discussion on his future.
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- Part 20 of HP Writers' December Drabble/Doodle Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 424
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 36
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Draco has a sticky ball of words in his head. Harry's been out of the loop but a bit wanting. Arthur and Molly (and Cissy, by Merlin!) have a Plan, lawks a'mussy. BuyItFromBob is enigmatic and Muggle objects continue to present some difficulties. But all will be well in the end, because the War is over and life is there to be lived. Of course, it always helps to know a good Librarian.
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Harry felt like the colours around him seemed dull and bleak after the war ended. He was just going through the motions, the only thing that kept him going was Teddy. That was at least until Arthur Weasley's confused colleague stumbled into the Burrow.
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Actin and Myosin have been tasked to work together and create some Contractions.
Can they do it? And will working together finally get them to admit their feelings to each other?
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The Diet Pill Salesman by Eve_J1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Arthur Weasley - Fandom
14 Dec 2021
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Mr Weasley is assigned to write a report on the sales of diet pills
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- Part 3 of Mr Weasleys' Muggle Musings
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 170
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 34
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Arthur Weasley is assigned a report of Troll Dolls.
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- Part 2 of Mr Weasleys' Muggle Musings
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 32
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Mr Weasley writes reports for the Department of Muggle Artefacts at the ministry about the functions of common and mundane muggle objects.
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- Part 1 of Mr Weasleys' Muggle Musings
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After a little incident at a local lake, Luna and Neville sit through an informal interview with Arthur Weasley, who enjoys getting to the bottom of things.
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Bei der ersten Begegnung denkt Mcnair sich nichts. Bei der zweiten denkt er an Rattengift. Bei der dritten an die Vergangenheit.
Oder
Wie die Weasleys zu ihrem Haustier kamen.
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- Part 12 of Todesserdrabbles
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In which Harry heads the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Department and Draco is a Muggle-inspired Wizarding inventor. Together, they valiantly sort out small mysteries and tackle the unfairness of the Squib Situation. And, as a devoted duo, they continue to dodge all well-meaning efforts to steer them towards the bounds and entanglements of Wizardly matrimony.
This was intended for the 2017 HD Career Fair, but instead of getting it done, someone very special to me was diagnosed with Stage IV cancer instead. So, many ages later, I am posting it in chapters. Slowly. Beta'd by the marvelous lonerofthepack. Except for the remaining mistakes and those are all mine.
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What is the function of a human skull? by petals_sunwards
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2019
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When Arthur Weasley receives a memo regarding Mundungus Fletcher's recent sale, he thought his task for the day was simple. He was going to visit the muggle, retrieve the object and return it. But if the muggle in question is Sherlock Holmes, things are never simple.
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Dean Thomas and Rolf Scamander are flatmates in the Leaky Cauldron. They solve crimes.
Magizoologist Rolf Scamander is down on his luck. He's exhausted his youth and his finances traveling the world to study magical beasts. Now he’s finally returned to London and is desperate to serve in the Ministry’s Department of Magical Creatures, like his legendary grandfather. The best he can get is a junior-position in the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office. He reports directly to young war-hero Dean Thomas.
Dean, having been raised a Muggle, is unusually well suited for chasing down enchanted kitchen appliances. Unfortunately his talent at balancing the magical and Muggle worlds does not extend to his personal life, where he keeps exposing his Muggle girlfriend Amanda to magical artefacts with disastrous consequences.
Dean resents being partnered with Rolf, who doesn’t know a golf club from a car battery. Rolf is convinced his unique expertise would be put to better use in literally any other department.
Nothing could be farther from the truth.
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- Part 1 of Thomas and Scamander
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A pair of hand-me-down pants reveals a side of Harry he never knew existed. Written after OotP. Hopelessly AU after that.