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• Maybe I Am A Crook by beat_me_with_a_bag_of_coins

  Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, America - Fandom, United States Presidents - Fandom, ABBA (Band), Bee Gees (Band)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
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  • Work in Progress

  27 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Richard Nixon/Reader
  • Agnetha Fältskog/Björn Ulvaeus
  • Agnetha Fältskog/Phillip "Dr. Phil" McGraw
  • Richard Nixon
  • Reader
  • Phillip "Dr. Phil" McGraw
  • Andy Gibb
  • Barry Gibb
  • Maurice Gibb
  • Robin Gibb
  • Björn Ulvaeus
  • Anni-Frid Lyngstad
  • Agnetha Fältskog
  • Original Characters
  • Watergate
  • Scandal
  • Oval Office
  • Underworld
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Sad with a Happy Ending
  • Existential Crisis
  • Pizza
  • Bowling alley
  • orange juice business
  • decorative eggs
  • Nixon is a crook
  • Reader has terrible taste in men
  • a visit to doctor Phil
  • Nixon just wants a friend
  • Third Act Misunderstanding
  • Pizza Hut
  • Nixon's The One
  • I'm Sorry
  • Magic
  • United States
  • American Politics
  • Crack
  • Nixon is traumatized
  • I am not a crook
  • References to ABBA
  • Disco
  • Disco inferno
  • I'm horrible at tagging
  • The Underworld™
  • Bee Gees
  • Clorox wipes
  • mlorox
  • Portals
  • Dark Magic
  • Reader is kinda 🫣🫣🫣 not okay

  Summary

  Nixon is back from the Underworld and is going through a crisis! Unfortunately, as soon as you meet him, the two of you are whisked away on a horrid mission— Defeat Agnetha Fältskog.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Richard Nixon Does Things
  • Part 2 of Random X-Readers I Wrote

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  23,098

  Chapters:

  7/?

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  5

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  240