18 Works in Oscar Piastri Has a Vagina
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Shockingly, the worst part of Baku weekend for Oscar wasn’t the fact that he DNF’d twice. It wasn’t even the fact that Lando had been weird with him ever since the end of quali yesterday to the point that they’d actually slept in separate rooms for the first time since this undefined thing started between them back in Brazil. No, the worst part of Baku for Oscar was by far the situation he currently found himself in: DNF’d on lap 1, stranded with no way to get back until after the race ended, and fucking desperate for a piss.
aka the Landoscar Baku piss fic literally nobody asked for but I wrote anyway.
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- Part 13 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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Oscar’s about to close the app when he sees it.
A message. Wedged between u got me hard af bro and lemme see that pussy up close. No picture. No emojis. Just text—clean, quiet.
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I hope this isn’t weird to say, but you looked beautiful in that last video, cariño.
Not just sexy. You looked like you needed something. I couldn’t stop watching.
I hope you’re feeling better now.or, Oscar posts soft videos to get off and feel less alone. One message hits a little too close.
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Oscar Piastri is getting used to modeling, but the job is made infinitely harder by his scene partner Joe Burrow.
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Rocketing down the Kemmel straight as he squirted around a plug lodged inside him was not an experience Oscar ever intended to have.
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- Part 20 of Beach Writes July
- Part 12 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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The first time Lando caught a glimpse of it was Singapore, and it had been driving him crazy ever since. It wasn’t even something Lando had known he liked (and maybe he didn’t, maybe it was just because it was Oscar), but it had been driving him crazy for months.
aka the Oscar has a bush fic that exactly one person encouraged me to write.
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- Part 19 of Beach Writes July
- Part 11 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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In the wake of Silverstone, Lando chooses Oscar as his Winner's Room trophy.
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- Part 17 of Beach Writes July
- Part 10 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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Inspired by that insta story.
All it takes is a flash of Oscar's hairy thigh to send Lando feral.
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- Part 16 of Beach Writes July
- Part 9 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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Embarrassing as it was, Oscar had never quite grown out of this secret habit of his.
Or: the Oscar pillow humping fic nobody asked for but I wrote anyway.
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- Part 15 of Beach Writes July
- Part 8 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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His parents would probably keel over if they ever found out he flashed his pussy on the internet, but he was just niche enough that he was confident they never would (and it’s not like he was showing his face, he wasn’t a fucking idiot thank you very much)
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- Part 14 of Beach Writes July
- Part 7 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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It should’ve been just another weekend, but as soon as he'd arrived he faced Oscar, who was comfortable enough around Lando to strip to just his boxers and sprawl out over the couch. Lando got the distinct feeling in the pit of his stomach that he was in trouble.
Chapter 2 now posted!
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- Part 6 of Beach Writes July
- Part 2 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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Lando interacts with his new bunny hybrid teammate, who seems intent on subverting all of his expectations.
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Porn with delusions of plot.
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- Part 3 of Anon Works
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During a game of would you rather, Lando reveals his penchant for working out commando. This sends Oscar spiralling.
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- Part 11 of Beach Writes July
- Part 6 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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Oscar sneaks into Lando's drivers room to enjoy the trophy he thinks he's owed
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- Part 10 of Beach Writes July
- Part 5 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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Gratuitous Landoscar creampie smut.
5+1 if you squint.
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- Part 9 of Beach Writes July
- Part 4 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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Oscar’s morning routine on race weekend is sacred, something he’s got down to an art form that he is convinced is an integral part of his success. It didn’t matter where he was in the world, whether it was a race day or simply a tyre test, whenever Oscar was going to be stepping into his race car he had to follow the ritual.
Or: Oscar has a pussy and a piss kink, maybe in that order?
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- Part 7 of Beach Writes July
- Part 3 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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“He’s not jailbait,” Carlos refutes quickly. “He’s eighteen.” Charles raises his eyebrows in amusement.
“He turned eighteen, what, like two months ago? And you pointing that out is sort of concerning,” Charles comments. As Carlos is about to protest, he is interrupted by Ana pulling open the sliding door and slipping out onto the patio, and right behind her-
“Fucking jailbait,” Charles mutters.OR: Oscar, Carlos's younger sister's best friend, is spending the whole summer with them at the Sainz beach house, and Carlos is a weak, weak man.
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Euphoric Pussy Phenomenon
def. A long-kept secret of the F1 world, where an F1 rookie, or a driver new to the team, will magically get a vagina after a major victory or achievement within the team. To revert to normal, there is universal agreement on the F1 grid that having sex with a fellow driver will make it go away, although its longevity is widely varied.
or, after Miami, Oscar is so happy for Lando that he gets a pussy about it. Lando, understandably, is Obsessed.
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“We’re not going back to sleep.”
Oscar’s eyes glittered with amusement, his sharp canines sinking into his bottom lip like he knew what he was doing.
The shirt he’d borrowed from Carlos was bunched high on his stomach, leaving the soft curve of his belly, his thighs, and everything else entirely on display.
Carlos’s gaze dragged down. “You’ve been teasing me since last night,” he said, voice dropping to a rumble as his hands settled on either side of Oscar’s waist. “You’re not getting away with it.”
Oscar’s smile widened, all teeth and mischief, his tail flicking out in challenge. “Don’t threaten me with a good time.”
or: Carlos doesn’t think twice about skipping work to have Oscar for breakfast.
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- Part 2 of wrapped around his tail verse
- Part 2 of by this anon 🐈⬛