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Leaving Yesterday for Tomorrow...or something by WeirdLookingCatThing
Fandoms: American Housewife (TV)
03 Nov 2025
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Oliver gets an unforgettable call at Teen Help Line
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Jerry finds that a dildo has mysteriously appeared in his apartment. George is dating a woman with a bald spot. Elaine has a hair-related quandary. Kramer gets hunted down by his friend Mickey.
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Pre-canon, Anybodys and A-Rab get stuck in an elevator together. It doesn’t go very well for them.
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- 4,343
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The Point of No Return (or, How Eli and Lisa Learned to Stop Worrying and Make Love Together) by Major_William_Martin
Fandoms: BanG Dream! (Anime 2017-2020), Love Live! School Idol Project, BanG Dream! Girl's Band Party! (Video Game), Love Live! School Idol Festival (Video Game), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
20 Apr 2025
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Eli and Lisa had been dating for more than four years now, but they haven't make love any time at all; that is, until the blonde realized that fact and confessed to her brunette. They have a talk, and they decided to do the deed themselves, going past the point of no return together.
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- Part 9 of Trinity x South Park
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- 4,647
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“Fuck, I’m sorry…”
”Shhh, it’s okay…”
”It’s not, this isn’t your responsibility, you shouldn’t have to-“
”But I want to. Hey, what are girlfriends for?”
Van stills, surprised out of their emotions for a second as they register what she said. She notices them tense.
”I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-“
”You want to be my girlfriend?”
Van goes to Tai’s after a fight with their mom, and she helps them out.
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Four Girls, A Gaijin Couple, the One-Armed Bandit, and A Photoshoot by Major_William_Martin
Fandoms: BanG Dream! (Anime 2017-2020), Love Live! School Idol Project, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, South Park, BanG Dream! Girl's Band Party! (Video Game), Love Live! School Idol Festival (Video Game), THE iDOLM@STER
21 Mar 2025
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It's Kenny's 30th birthday and his soon-to-wife Bebe decided to take him on travel to Japan for some touring, along with the One-Armed Bandit of Hell's Kitchen. While doing so, they bumped into four girls, all of whom are on their way to a wedding photoshoot on that day and all of whom Bebe knew from her best friend Wendy. They decided to follow the four and ended up becoming friends.
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- Part 3 of Trinity x South Park
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- English
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- 4,819
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“You dip your hands in the bathwater to rinse them clean before you reach for his conditioner, again working it into his hair, just a little at a time. As you brush it through his curls from top to bottom he speaks up:
‘You’re very gentle,’ Luigi says, hardly more than a whisper.
‘Yeah?’ you smile. ‘Is that a good thing?’
He hums, a soft mhm rumbling in his throat. Then:
‘I’m sorry about what I said before,’ he adds. ‘This isn’t weird. It’s really nice.’
He’s the sweetest boy with the most tender heart. You hold his head steady and lean forward to press a kiss to his forehead, catching soap on your lips.
‘You can have this anytime you need it, sweetheart,’ you whisper.”
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your boyfriend feels bad. you take care of him. ‘nuff said.
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For the Rest of Us by CaelumCalamitas for Dragonfire42, Heretic1103, klikandtuna
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jan 2025
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Aziraphale gets introduced to an unconventional winter holiday as he and Crowley spend an evening in their new cottage with Maggie and Nina.
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I can barely even recognize you like this, and I hate myself for it. Bedridden in this sickly-lit room, you are a husk of the man I have known and loved for decades.
the jonny hospital fic
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Ginny makes a startling confession.
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idk I just wanted to try and write a classic Watercooler short
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Full Plate — Notes, Redux, Etc by TheAestheticMerchant (Teacat)
Fandoms: Serien Serials, His Meddlings In Time, Original Work, Full Plate
19 Sep 2024
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After the various Serien Serials projects failed, I moved on for a while. Full Plate in its various forms was a concept adapting the characters to a more contemporary format, somewhere between sitcom and Twin Peaks-y drama and weirdness — it was, at times, a sitcom, an hour-long drama, a half-hour drama, and a series of found footage Youtube videos.
Well, going to be, anyway. Obviously nothing was ever produced beyond these early production notes and drafts and such. But here those are anyway.
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- Part 2 of Old Project Notes (Pre-2014)
- Part 6 of Reading Order: Serien Serials & Full Plate
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The Seinfeld Characters figure out their actors names and figure out that they are fake and their lives are meaningless. D3E
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Charmed!, or, Times Square, November 1999 (thanks, Rachael) by LunarRabbit
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ, DJ Sabrina, pikachu meets the press
15 Aug 2024
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A snapshot of the height of Pokemania, on the opening night of the first movie. Ash, Brock, Dismay, Red, Blue, even Gary -- when they owned the damn world.
Some flashfiction I wrote while riding the high of San Diego Comic-Con and looping "Charmed" on repeat, tidied up and expanded a little in light of recent events.
Thanks for everything, Rachael. Have fun making fun of 4kids and TPCi in heaven with Shudo-san.
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- Part 2 of Dismay & Ash
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- English
- Words:
- 608
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 118
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"Here is your winner, and still your world heavyweight champion..El Campeón, Damian Priest!"
Or:
Before and After Damian's match at Clash of The Castle against Drew Mcintyre
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- Part 5 of Damian Priest Oneshots
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Well They Call Me The Hipster by JoelHodgson
Fandoms: Seinfeld, Seinfeld (TV) RPF, The Sopranos (TV)
11 May 2024
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Atticus tells the most ancient of ancients that humanity's time is up. Why? There's a show about nothing.
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This is a story about nothing.
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In Midnight Sun, Edward eavesdrops on Bella by reading the thoughts of the girls who sit with her. Creepy, you say? Well, who wouldn't spy on their crush given this golden opportunity? Edward overhears a game of F, Marry, Kill...with the Cullen boys as the subject. Who will win Bella's heart, and who will lose his life?
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“If he doesn’t put his heart in your mouth he’ll shoot himself.”
Lazier than my other fanfic.
YOU are an assistant on “Seinfeld” and Michael is a part-time dick with an affinity for you.
Total fantasy and a reasonably slow burn.
For the record I think Michael's probably a good guy.