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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.
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- Part 1 of CCMA
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and your entire life is colossally fucked beyond measure. Between starting college, and dealing with returning to the public eye, you're not prepared at all for the shit storm this year is about to throw at you. Roxy says things will be fine once you get there, but uh... she's always been too optimistic for her own good. At least you have three sick ass friends waiting for you. Oh, and your roommate, but he kinda sucks now that you think about it. At least he has a cute friend? That give you a whopping two thing to look forward to this semester. How exciting.
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You Roll the Window Down (Enough to Dream and Make-Believe) by CR1NKL3B0N3S
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Aug 2025
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Dirk rolls his eyes and realizes his kid is gone, “next time?” he shrieks, not waiting for a response before dashing down the hallway.
Cronus then tears off a sticky note and sticks it to the desk.get beautiful strangers numbers next time
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Everybody regrets choices they have made, but for Dave Strider, it's especially bad. But at least it comes with cheap antique cats and the guilt of ruining a young man's life, right in his own bedroom. That won't matter in the long run, right?
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From now on, Karkat Vantas hates his birthday, and every birthday that will come after. What can he say? Highschool boys are relentless.Highschool is relentless.
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The Devil Knows My Name by CalWillowCreates
Fandoms: Homestuck, Devils Unto Dust - Emma Berquist
19 Apr 2025
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Over a decade ago, the fence went up. And even now, Jake Harley-English is hard-pressed to keep his family well in the hard-scrabble and dust-blown town of Genesis, Texas. There was hardly any option to leave, not with the sick running rampant out in the desert. But then trouble comes knocking at the door, quite literally, and Jake is left with few options for keeping his family safe when a large debt is demanded to be paid.
A Devil's Unto Dust AU (please go read the original book by Emma Berquist I beg it's so good and not enough people know about this gem)
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You watch as she sits on the floor in front of your bed, knees tucked up against her chest, arms wrapped around her legs.
She doesn't say anything, long enough that you almost start to worry. "Is the floor in your room not good enough to sit on?"
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- Part 1 of Tumblr AU B-sides
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Dave is a movie director, Karkat is a movie critic, Dave is married to Jade, Dave is cheating on Jade with Karkat, also Dave is a mess and won't stop doing cocaine. Basically.
Title from Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales by Car Seat Headrest
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A strange infection has spread across Earth, and it only takes a month for everything to go to hell.
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Bro, known by another name 'Jigsaw', is a serial killer who lives by the motto of "Cherish your life." His apprentices, Dave and Dirk, follow his vision and help him every step of the way.
Or... What if Homestuck characters were in Saw and we follow the perspective of the killer and his apprentices. With a lot of creative liberty of course. You do not need to know anything about Saw to read this.
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- Part 1 of Sawstuck
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Dirk Strider.
Middle of the 2000s. Given a random baby, that looks almost exactly like you. You're just supposed to raise the little thing.
With trolls also being integrated into human society. And your best friend might have everything to do with said random baby.
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Dave Strider has lived in the same shitty apartment since he was 18. For completely fiscal reasons, definitely not because he’s had a crush on his neighbor across the hall. Certainly not because he’s had that crush for just about as long as he’s lived there. Absolutely not because he is terrified that if he moves he will lose contact with said crush forever because life happens. Just because its cheap. No other reason.
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Rose and Roxy come to stay with the Striders during one of the hottest summers on Texas record and Dave becomes close with the emo(ish) kid who's always standing outside the corner store.
This is my first ever fanfic soooo yeah! Hopes it's not too shit, I just wanted to get this idea out there.
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I just threw my childhood at Dave (but Bro is smarter than my dad was and actually like plans stuff) and extended it to when Dave and Rose are 13.
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In Which a Red-Eyed Idiot Is Saved From Meeting His Watery Demise by landofchaosandbloom
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2024
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You’ve never been to the ocean before. You’ve never even been in a pool. There wasn’t one in the shitty apartment complex you grew up in, and Bro wasn’t really the type of guardian who took you on fun beach trips in the summer.
This is exactly the type of guardian your mom is, though.
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- Part 1 of sharkarkat
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DJ didn’t know what to expect of his life. When he was 14, he sure hadn’t thought his mom would abandon him in Texas. When he was 16, he really didn’t expect his deadbeat dad to drop his younger brothers at the front door of his apartment tower. At 19, he was honestly not very surprised that his mother had come back, ever so briefly, to abandon two more kids.
Dave Strider was honestly in deep fucking shit. After the fabled (3 minute) return of his mother, (which he missed because he was talking to John,) he was now sharing a room with one of his other best friends, Rose. Oh shit, what do you mean she’s his twin sister?! Okay, why’s he getting all this confusing faggoty bullshit feelings for John?
Roxy always hated New York. She had said she wanted out, but not like this. Being abandoned in TEXAS was probably worse. Especially since her new roommates are her bestfriend (brother?) and two other brothers. When did that happen lol
Rose was a bit lost. Okay she’s lesbian. Great, she’s in Texas now. All good.
Whoa where’s (Old) Dave? Lost. He has a sword though, unfortunately it’s a tad bit difficult to find your lost brothers in a state the size of Texas.
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He’s a little cute.
Nope, that’s a thought you didn’t have. You’re ignoring that totally fictional train of thought you never had.
Dave's 19 and works at a gas station, the very same his good friend Jade Harley works at, on Earth C. He's started noticing this very odd regular...(p.s: formatted with the help of homestuck5!!! super duper handy tool honestly, highly recommend!!!!)
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- Part 1 of cacb stuff
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Discontinued because I completely lack motivation to write for this.
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Sollux Captor is a hacker with approximately 0 social skills and many, many problems.
Hal Strider is a hacker with precisely 0 social skills, and a not yet quantified number of issues.
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(john? jane?? june???) J EGBERTS GUIDE TO NOT SURVIVING JUNIOR HIGH by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Sep 2023
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sincerely, j egbert.
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Your name is Rose Lalonde. You have issues restraining yourself. You need to work on that.
The way not to do that, however, is by stabbing your brother's "Bro."
Unfortunately, it's too late to take that back. Your only option is to try and heal from that, and to reconnect with your family(?). -
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John is completely fine. He is completely and utterly content to spend his days alone in his room, watching movies and programming. But it would be nice to have a friend.
In other words, John is completely and utterly alone. He's tried reaching out, but it's never worked. It seems like there's no place for him out there. But little does he know, there are seven other isolated idiots out there who yearn for friendship as much as he does.
But will John and these idiots find solace with unadulterated dumbfuckery and geographical distance in their way?