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Ed and Izzy’s bond was broken long before they boarded the Revenge, that didn’t make it hurt any less to watch his Alpha fall for another Omega.
But 6 months after he watched his Alpha’s mark on another Omega, Izzy finds said Omega weeping in the hold, mark scratched up.
What’s a lonely first mate to do?
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- Part 34 of OFMD Brain Rot
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The Kraken Rises by The_Silmaril_Chick
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, Treasure Island - Robert Louis Stevenson
29 Jul 2025
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Looking Back … there had been signs.
Or the five men that realised that perhaps ‘the Kraken’ had always been there in Blackbeard - just under the surface + the one that never would.
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- Part 11 of The War of the Dead, Tales from a Changed Earth
- Part 3 of Hobbits on the Seven Seas
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Izzy faces the holiday season with reluctance, but Stede's genuine, quiet approach offers an unexpected path to connection and healing.
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- Part 1 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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They are thriving, they are living. Izzy is doing the work. But will it ever be enough? Will they reach their paradise someday? (They will because I said so)
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- Part 4 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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A year later, Izzy has settled into a life of warmth and care with Stede, learning to accept love without fear. As he reflects on his growth, he admits to feeling safe and loved for the first time. Stede, ever affectionate, continues to show his devotion, and Izzy is learning what love is without panic.
In healing, trust, and growth, they rise and break the chains.
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- Part 3 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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In the quiet moments between them, Izzy fights the pull of something soft, something real, but the past lingers, a shadow that won’t quite let go. Each glance, each touch feels like a small step, and though he wants to retreat, to keep the distance, there’s something in the air—a fragile trust, a growing tenderness—that won’t let him turn away. He tells himself it’s not a relationship, but with every quiet shift in their bond, he wonders if he's just starting to admit that maybe, it could be.
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- Part 2 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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When Ann was ten her soulmate died, well she thought he did. Her soul-flower withered as if he did but she hasn't looked at it in years. Almost a decade later she unexpectedly meets him again.
Soulmate AU: At the age of five, everyone gets an unbloomed flower on their outer wrist with the stem wrapped around their wrist like a bracelet. When you meet your soulmate, it blooms in the flower of their birth month and the color of their eyes. When you touch hands, the stems curl around each other's wrist, and when your soulmate dies, the flower withers.
Ann's soul-flower is a blue Daffodil.
Sabo's soul-flower is a pinkish-red Carnation.
Time Line- Before Luffy set's out.
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- Part 4 of Soulmate AU’s
- Part 15 of Female Ace stories
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It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas by IMNOTREALLYHERE
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2025
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S: Er.. Hi! I.. came to introduce myself... Ahmm Just moved next door?
Izzy rolled his eyes, who the fuck introduces himself at dinner time, with a basket of ribbons? Still, he opened the door for a little bit so he can see the wanker better.
I: So what ? Want a fucking medal?
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- Part 1 of Christmas Stizzy
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forwards beckon rebound by florence_after_midnight for lovedhands, yaz113
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Apr 2025
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Inspired by this prompt:
Izzy gets a call in the middle of the night. He almost doesn’t pick up. Him and Ed went no contact about a year ago, so against his better judgement, he answers.
“I just wanted to hear your voice one more time” Ed says, and he sounds…normal.
Izzy sees the Ed-Stede wedding announcement the next day. -
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Izzy ha tenido una relación muy difícil con Edward. Después de haberlo dejado embarazado y convencerle para tener el bebé, Ed decidió que no estaba listo para ser padre y se fue llevándose todas sus cosas. Izzy se ha quedado solo y siente que la vida está sobrepasándole. Por suerte, el director de la empresa en la que trabaja le conseguira un nuevo puesto y estará con él en cada paso del camino.
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Leave your house and home unhaunted by Heiress_of_nothing for Transformatron
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jan 2025
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Izzy, predictably, doesn't stay dead very long.
He crawls from his grave to Ed and Stede, ready to do anything for them, to be whatever they want to be.
Ed and Stede's relationship is not what it seems, and Izzy is the perfect buffer for it.
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"Speak from the heart," Stede had told him, and trusted Izzy's feelings to guide him true.
Edward opened his mouth, and his response rang out clear across the ship.
"The fuck am I supposed to do with this, mate?"
Stede encourages Izzy to finally share his feelings with Edward. Edward's response is nothing like what Stede expects.
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Izzy lost the love of his life to a shipwreck a year ago. Infamous pirate Captain Black Sam Bellamy had tried to send word to Izzy that he survived his ship going down, and that he wanted to remain dead and retire and even invited Izzy to join him. But Blackbeard, in full kraken mode, intercepted the message before Izzy ever saw it and wrote back no. With a lot of swearing.
Izzy is in a whirlwind of emotions when he learns that Sam is still alive and thinks that Izzy left him. -
A Conundrum in Interior Decorating by TheTimetravellerCat
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Aug 2024
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After one too many hits, Izzy finally leaves Ed, for good.
Struggling and lonely, he meets the equally lonely but rich Stede Bonnet. Together, they strike a deal, an arrangement of sorts.
But can it really stay ‘just a deal’ or will it become something more along the way?
Featuring the Crew to the rescue, an IKEA date, and so much more.
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A Hobbit in the Caribbean by The_Silmaril_Chick
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
09 Aug 2024
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Hobbits are not a common sight in the Caribbean, particularly on the ocean, and in the world of piracy…please…that just doesn’t happen. They’re much too soft and gentle for a life like that. Or at least, that’s what the stories say anyways.
No one had ever told these stories to Izzy Hands, of course, no one would have dared to on the Queen Anne.
Or the five members of the Revenge’s crew who had never met a hobbit in their life, before First Mate Hands stepped foot on their ship + the one who had.
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- Part 8 of The War of the Dead, Tales from a Changed Earth
- Part 1 of Hobbits on the Seven Seas
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“You want to get started, or you want a drink first?”
Izzy almost laughs. Ed asks him that every time, has done from the very beginning. His answer’s always been the same. He can feel Ed’s eyes on him. The air feels too close, too hot. He opens his mouth, closes it again.
“I… I wouldn’t mind a drink first this time, alpha.”
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Izzy suddenly goes into heat for the first time in years after Ed's unexpected--and unpleasant--rut. Now Ed will have to unlearn everything Hornigold taught him about being an alpha in order to become the mate that Izzy deserves.
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Diverging from episode 1x08, where Jack manipulates Ed into leaving the Revenge.
This time, he uses a different confrontation: manipulation. He knows Ed and Izzy better than anyone else, so when Izzy comes to him without Ed, he knows that something is wrong. His veneer might be fake, but his anger (towards Ed) is very, very real.
Or: Jack thinks Izzy deserves better.
Credit to @4tt4ck_d0g on tiktok for giving me the idea <3 -
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Izzy runs a bar together with his husband, Ed who seems to be checking out of the business and their marriage. So when he suggests 'opening things up' Izzy feels like he has to agree. Ed starts dating Stede, while Izzy struggles to handle how things are now. Fortunately a hot poly couple have just opened a bakery near the bar, and they're more than happy that he's newly available... (eventual Lucius/Pete/Izzy).
Tags to update with new chapters.
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- Part 1 of They Could Never Make Me Like You Edward
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This is a Canon Divergent AU that takes place after ep 2x6, I am absolutely delusional and refuse to acknowledge the last two episodes of the second reason ever even aired, not to mention the cancellation of S3... I needed something to pour my grief on, and this is it!
Let a girl dream, Izzy is my favorite character. Here the Crew Killed Ned, had the party, and then went on with their life!Ed looked at him -I am your captain, you can’t lie to me, I…-
-You were my captain.- he quickly corrected him. -You still are, as long as you are on your sane mind. This is not what it used to be.- He pointed at Stede, who reacted almost as if he felt poked even from that distance.
-HE is my captain now, and you’re co-captains, and I will still obey to you too. But you can’t fucking force me anymore!-***DISCLAIMER: this is going to be a long-ish fic! It is already finished, I’ll upload it 3 chapters at a time, around 190.000 Words. The Original Character is thought to give Izzy some deserved background, I wanted to give him justice! Not a love interest. There will be P*rn but also lots of plot… so be aware. Also: has a LOT of Izzy's tropes and cliches***
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Israel Hands is running his sixteenth Iditarod, happy for the yearly experience. Sure, things are a bit different this year with Edward having joined their kennels with Stede Bonnet's, but it's more than a week, mostly alone in the last frontier. Just Izzy, his dogs, and wide expanses of snow and ice.
What he's not expecting is a surprise encounter with a rogue moose on Day 1, much less being forced into the orbit of a fucking rookie competitor.