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hockey au but they're still vampires
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When Guillermo finally returns to the human world, Nandor is consumed by loneliness.
Then he remembers — he still has one last wish. He could become human too… but not alone. Afraid of what his housemates might do if he changed and they didn't, Nandor makes a bold decision: he wishes for all of them to become human.
Now, stripped of immortality and power, Nandor, Laszlo, and Nadja must stumble their way through a year of mortal life — fragile, and far more complicated than they ever imagined. And they quickly realize they can’t do it without Guillermo.
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[Podfic] no me queda más (there's nothing left for me) by peasina
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
24 Oct 2025
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Guillermo swallowed his words, and new ones that he did not know how to push down bubbled up: "What if I'm not sure if I can do this?" Nandor didn't understand the heaviness of his tone or the odd way he phrased it.
"You always do."
Guillermo's tongue slips at a very inappropriate time. Nandor definitely isn't avoiding the love of his life. Absence does not make the heart grow fonder.
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"Guillermo couldn’t see Nandor’s shit-eating grin, because of the whole vampires-not-reflecting-in-mirrors thing, but he could feel his mouth curling up at the corners. Arrogant dick. "
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Guillermo & Nandor visit the gym
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[Podfic] I Try My Best (to prove that nothing's out to get you) by peasina
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Oct 2025
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When something seems too good to be true, it usually isn’t. At least that’s what Guillermo tells himself as he takes the train to meet Nandor, the eternal life he worked so hard for finally promised to him. But they have missed each other so many times it feels like it can’t be that easy.
Nandor, tired of running away from how he was feeling, decides to meet him halfway.
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Master of my Heart by NorthernKingOfFrogs, QueenShnoogleberry
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Oct 2025
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*** Chapter 111 is posted in celebration of Day 15 of Kinktober. It can be read without having previously read the rest of the fic. It's Guillermo domming Nandor. Actually, Chapter 121 is pure smut as well.***
Beginning at the end of season 5, this fic explores the lives and relationship of Nandor and Guillermo following Guillermo's transformation back to a human. It details them getting together, building a strange new sort of family dynamic, ending up together and what a healthy relationship could look like for them. (Mild spoiler: Guillermo makes Nandor work for it.) I try to really get into what day to day life could look like for them, not just the passionate declarations of love, but also how the household functions, Nandor and Guillermo's issues and how they cope with their baggage.
Nandor and Guillermo develop as people, grow their bond, fight, make up, have adventures and build connections to other people.
There will be fluff, horses, tears, smut and hijinks.
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- Part 1 of Master of my Heart
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wwdits kinktober day 23 - massage
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“There’s a massage parlor, a weight room, a sauna, and more. You should come get a massage.” He dropped the curtain and counted the options out on his fingers, looking pointedly at Guillermo like each feature the gym offered should sound more impressive than the last.
Guillermo pulled the other earbud out of his ear, eyes snapping back up to Nandor’s when he said “massage”. It was his turn to flounder. “You’re serious?”
“What, do you think I am just making up massage parlors now? If you thought they died out in the nineteen-eighties, you would be very wrong.” Nandor huffed through his nose good naturedly. Guillermo’s thoughts teetered on a seesaw of apprehension and excitement, and there was no camera to turn to to confirm that this was a real conversation they were having. “Why wouldn’t I be serious?”
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Guillermo's got a tough shoulder; Nandor suggests they try out the massage parlor at his new gym.
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Nandor tries very hard not to think about Things.
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Kinktober 2025 except it's just WWDITS smut by TellCherHesGone
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Oct 2025
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Short stories about some vampires and werewolves doing kinky things in the shadows. This series will be using the prompts from this list.
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Guillermo is coping very badly with his involuntary move to London.
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[Podfic] When He Comes Around (My Feet Don't Touch the Ground) by peasina
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Oct 2025
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Guillermo tugs the closet door open, squinting into the dark beyond as his soft candlelight creeps into the shadowed nook. It always takes his eyes a second to adjust; to pick out the details of his Master beyond the vague outline of a large, gently swaying object dangling from the ceiling.
Nandor blinks in the light, eyes heavy-lidded and mouth in a grumpy frown. His long, dark hair hangs straight down from his head, nearly brushing the floor as he peers at Guillermo upside-down, arms crossed tightly over his chest. With his legs hooked over a metal bar near the ceiling, his face dangles a few feet above the floor– and Guillermo sinks easily down to one knee. His master hates it when he ‘looms’ in the morning. The full weight of Nandor’s sleepy gaze lands upon Guillermo’s face as he comes within eye level.
“Good morning, Master,” says Guillermo, smiling as he tugs the door open wider.
Nandor squints his eyes and yawns like a cat before he answers in kind. “Good morning, Guillermo.”
In which Nandor sleeps upside down like a bat and the author somehow uses this very silly premise as an excuse to be disgustingly sappy
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What we do in the Shadows and Me by Ares_rundown
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Oct 2025
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After Nandor (and Guillermo) fail to ensure a Facebook group really was vampire-only and end up renting a room in the mansion to a human, they inadvertently invite what might either be the downfall of vampire kind (breach of the ol' secrecy thing) or a human who might end up being the best of all their days.
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Somehow, in the scant minutes between Guillermo walking out of the movie theater and Guillermo turning around just now, his cheeks have gotten even redder. They’re like ripe strawberries, or pomegranates—like something Nandor would lounge on a throne and have fed to him by his wives, one juicy bite at a time.
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"This is actually the first time I've seen Guillermo since he left. So..."
"Bullshit."
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In which Nandor and Guillermo utterly fail at establishing good boundaries.
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After the vampires return from their travels, Nandor brings along a friend from the East.
Safe to say, nobody can stand her.
Partially because of how creepy she is.
No, just because of how creepy she is.Series
- Part 2 of WWDITS Shenanigans / Mock Episodes
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32. the smell of blood
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Guillermo accidentally gets turned.
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wwdits kinktober day 19: stuck kink - obedience training - size difference
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[Podfic] An Exercise in Self-Restraint by peasina
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
18 Oct 2025
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Guillermo is attacked while cleaning the cell. Nandor rescues him and tends to his wounds.
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What We Do in the Red Room by stonefoot
Fandoms: The Haunting of Hill House (TV 2018), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
18 Oct 2025
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No unalive organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of Laszlo Cravensworth.