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I'm Not Quite Sure How We Got Here by StoriesFromDust
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
10 Jun 2025
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Eventually this was going to be a problem. Eventually Nines would want some sort of indication that Gavin had either enjoyed himself, which he had, or was too confused to manage what was going on, which he was, or regretted everything, which he didn't. And, no matter how many dark jokes Gavin made at Nines about him being plastic or a robot or an object, neither of them thought that it was true and neither of them thought the other thought that it was true so they were going to have to talk about it.
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Get u a man who can come coffee and mood elevators and then fucking kill you.
This fic is for me to crack jokes and write some fun FWB porno for these terrible idiots.
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Hank spends his nights alone in a dark control room, helping the friendly robot from the old TV show clean up Mars.
(Space AU: Connor is the sole remaining occupant of a Mars base. Hank is his remote handler.)
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28 Jun 2025
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Lito Perezito's Reed900 (Tetralogy) by LitoPerezito
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
28 May 2024
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Note: This was meant to be a regrouped version of all my Reed900 stories, but I'll be making an individual page for each comic, with chapters in the future too.
The Beginning (First Comic of my Reed900 Tetralogy).
After the Good Ending of Detroit Become Human, Gavin Reed is assigned a new partner (RK900) whom he will be forced to work with, despite Reed not being fond of his new partner's look. Their first case? Finding out what Gavin did the night before, after he wakes up the next morning with no memories of what he happened, but more importantly, with his service weapon gone.
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Only a very few people in the world know that the celebrated and reclusive poet Jack Allen is just Kansas mechanic Dean Winchester, a high school dropout with a few bucks to his name. Not that it matters anymore; life has left him so wrung out he never wants to pick up another pen.
Until, that is, a string of coincidences leads Dean to audit a poetry course with one Dr. Castiel Novak. The professor is wildly intelligent, devastatingly handsome...and just so happens to be academia's foremost expert on the poetry of Jack Allen.
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- Part 1 of And This, Your Living Kiss
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16 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I know *nothing* about SN. NOTHING. and this reads great on its own,; i loved it. I love what it has to say about poetry and suffering. wish I had time to follow up on all the references...
platinium star.
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It was just another evening of scrolling his phone, and Soap had stumbled onto a new distraction
A pair of large hands wearing clean, black nitrile gloves. A gorgeous butcher-block counter. A chef’s knife that probably cost two months' pay. A cast iron skillet that probably cost three months’ pay. A chunk of Wagyu beef that made Soap’s mouth water and his wallet recoil.
Tonight, Soap was watching the most pretentious, over-the-top food preparation he had ever seen.
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How do you tell a dog from an SAS sergeant?
Soap's been trying to think of a punchline, but so far, all he's got is a dog’s gotta shit in the woods and bury it slightly more often than an SAS Sergeant.
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23 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
great stuff. the tags say it all
"I tagged this as magic realism because it legitimately qualifies imo, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez can climb out of his grave and fight me" - storm_petrel
"Something about the Repressed Military Propaganda video game men just makes me wanna write FERAL TENDERNES" - storm_petrel
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High on the spirit and drunk on fumes by storm_petrel
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
04 Mar 2025
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This isn't his knife, it's Ghost's. Molded grip, modified tanto blade, S.R. carved deep into the butt.
If he makes it out of this alive, he's going to have to beg forgiveness for somehow mixing Ghost's knives in with his own gear. Possibly he's gonna have to go to confession because this feels like one of the bad sins.
Or, a mission goes awry, and now Soap's got to deal with hostile terrain, a hit squad of cartel sicarios on his tail and Ghost's voice on his busted radio. Honestly, it's the last thing that probably fucks him up the most.
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22 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
yessss
"if you are looking for canon compliance and medical/military accuracy COME ON we only serve homoerotic vibes here. Also realistically I think you can get shot about eighty-seven times in this game before you die so really call it canon-typical medical accuracy lmao"
from the author's notes.
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There was only so much you could do to a dead man, you see, before he became more of a liability than an advantage. In theory, the idea of not killing Ghost— of keeping him alive, taking him back to the base and torturing all the information they could get out of him was a good one. However, in practice, the issue became more complicated.
Or— Ghost is sent home to recover after being victim to cartel torture, and then Soap shows up.
REWRITE OF TENDER IS THE NIGHT
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Bookmarked by ASchmidts
22 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
great characterisation. love doesn't cure all but that's ok.
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“Simon?”
Simon slides a book into place before turning around. The man in front of him is lean, worn thin, with bags like dusky thumbprints beneath his eyes. He’s swallowed by the massive black hoodie he’s wearing, his hands wedged deep into his pockets and his shoulders hunched.
For reasons he cannot begin to understand, Simon wants to crush this man into a tiny ball and then shove him into the mouth that gapes, screaming, around his own starved heart.
He doesn’t do that, obviously. He’s on the clock.
Or: Ghost loses his memories and falls in love with his husband, again.
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- 6/6
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20 Apr 2025
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can't believe I didn't bookmark this the first time round.
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When Artemis attended Saint Bartleby's, there was a particularly bold student who took to ribbing Artemis, calling him Left-Foot Fowl, as "he had two left feet, and couldn't kick a football with either of them". As this incident occurred after Artemis had resolved to make an attempt to be amicable (a resolution preceded by quite a few near-death experiences), Artemis tolerated this goading for a while. He did, ultimately, buy out the offending student's family's hotel chain, but that is beside the point. A tale of teenaged awkwardness, private school politics, and, most of all, Artemis' horrendous social skills.
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No, really, he was almost POSITIVE this wasn't part of his job description.
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29 Mar 2025
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A series of drabbles following Artemis during his more mundane adventures as a teenager. Although the main series alluded to his time at Saint Bart's, such as the left-foot Fowl debacle, Dean Guiney being a mediocre head of school, Dr. Po's unsuccessful attempts to get Artemis to open up, and term reports, these chapters attempt to fill in the blanks.
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29 Mar 2025
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A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
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- Part 1 of The Living Universe
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29 Mar 2025
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I Knew A Boy, I Knew A Man by shrekgogurt
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
24 Jul 2024
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I knew a boy, I knew a man that looked a lot like you
I knew a time, I knew a place that felt a lot like you
- Tom Misch, “Man Like You”This is a story about football, friendship, and family. It's also about two boys who grew into men and fell in love.
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Baz is coming home to Solsbury F.C.
Simon has been waiting for eight long years.Bookmarked by ASchmidts
18 Mar 2025
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London Loves Us Only by imjusthereforthefreefood
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Jun 2022
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Simon moves to London to start new, only to find it paralyzingly large and lonely. Enter Baz Pitch.
An ode to dining solo, the London underground, and finding connection when you need it most.
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17 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
the food porn is partially literal. skip sex scene in ch 9 if not into it (I had to draw the line at a cheese-ham sadwich). else quite good
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Three months or 3,000 miles by lark_ral, theimpossibledemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Nov 2023
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Today some posh git brought in an MG, forest green, soft top. Lovely original paint that's clearly been sitting out in a carpark somewhere for years just being rained on.
And that's not the worst of it. Because this car must have been running on wishes and good luck for the last six thousand miles. When I asked him where they'd been having it looked after, he said: "Honestly I don't know if Fiona ever brought it into a shop."
I held out hope. Perhaps Fiona was his senile gran. Perhaps Fiona couldn't remember where she'd taken it, or didn't keep the papers, or her friendly neighbor cleaned the spark plugs and injectors and topped up the coolant and the engine oil.
Then I opened the bonnet.
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Safe Harbor by chrissy_lee, Snowbaz-Mama (chrissy_lee)
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Dec 2023
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It all started on an island...
It's 1956, and Baz Pitch is existentially lost in New York City. After graduating from Columbia, he's working for a wedding photographer with no taste as he avoids his inevitable fall attendance at Yale Law School, his father's alma mater. All Baz wants to do is be a fashion photographer, and when an opportunity to assist a famous photographer out on Fire Island falls in his lap, it just may be the key to helping unlock him from the closet of his family's expectations.
It's 1956, and Simon Snow is wondering if there's more to life than this or if this is as good as it gets. He's been working in construction with his foster father, David Cadwallader, practically ever since he was taken in at age 13, but there's something beyond the water that's calling for him. When Davy offers Simon a chance to manage his family's rental properties for the summer in Cherry Grove on Fire Island, Simon jumps at the chance to finally take charge of something.
What Baz and Simon didn't expect: the sense of freedom that comes from being able to absolutely surrender to the truest version of yourself, and the choices you have to make when it happens.
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15 Mar 2025
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Baz Pitch loves his job. He’s a junior editor in his mother’s publishing company, and life would be perfect if it weren’t for two things: his boss, Davy Mage, and Sir Scone.
Sir Scone is the bane of Baz’s life. Trite children’s fantasy with a golden hero and ferocious dragons and intrepid princesses. They’re wildly popular, and Baz hates editing them almost as much as he hates the man who writes them: Simon Salisbury, Mage’s pet project author, and also maybe, possibly, the most handsome man Baz has ever met.- Language:
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- 14/14
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13 Mar 2025
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Panting, Jack looked up at the balcony, victorious and eager, and the glittering, gleeful hunger in Gabriel’s expression lit him up from the inside.
For a moment, it was just the two of them in an empty gym.
For a moment, they glimpsed the possibility, an alternate life, where neither were attached, how easy it would be.
They shied away hard.
(( In which Jack and Gabriel become friends because they don't want to fuck each other, spend two decades struggling to convince themselves that this is still the case, and then get together at the exact wrong moment. ))
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09 Mar 2025
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Jack joins the SEP and finds trouble almost at once. At least his commanding officer is on his side—probably.
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02 Mar 2025