Accidental_Ducky
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“You mean to tell me that you brought a plant laced with your pheromones to our living room and placed it directly in front of a vent and didn’t think to tell me?” Vox very carefully doesn’t yell, that would just turn Val on and he doesn’t have the patience to deal with his husband’s daddy issues right now.
“It was the only free space that gets a good amount of sunlight.” Vox drops his head back against Val’s chest, letting out a deep groan of frustration. “What better gift for your partner than a bouquet of flowers that makes them want to fuck your brains out?”
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Vox and Valentino thought it’d be easy to get their boy back, but they didn’t count on his foster parents being a couple of serial killers.
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Contrary to popular belief, Henry Bianchi isn't stupid. He might be a little dumb, but he ain't stupid. And yes, he's aware of how that sounds, go fuck yourself. He knows his kid's fruity, knew it when she was four years old and insisted on getting a skateboard for Christmas. He's fine with it, made his peace a long damn time ago. So why in the ever loving fuck won't the little shit come out to him?
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- Part 4 of Deerly Departed
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Is a haunted house the best place to give a blowjob even if it is hall of fame worthy? Probably not, but Angel hasn't had his Vyvanse today and his oral fixation tends to get worse on those days. Could he have gnawed on a stick of beef jerky instead? Mind ya business.
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- Part 3 of Deerly Departed
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Turns out that a house full of Italian mobsters is a lot like having a house full of college kids. Their diets are about the same, pizza and beer from a local joint that Henry somehow knows the owner of. Husk's beginning to realize that the Bianchis have contacts all over the fucking globe.
They also have shit taste in music.
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- Part 2 of Deerly Departed
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Three dudes standin’ in a ghost town, five feet apart ‘cause one of them is touch-repulsed
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The Trouble With Mummies by Accidental_Ducky
Fandom: The Mummy (1999), The Mummy (2017), The Mummy Returns (2001), The Mummy Series
24 Apr 2018
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With mummies rising from the dead and people having the life sucked out of them, it's a miracle that AJ hasn't lost what little sanity she has left. Add on top of that a husband that opens things he shouldn't and 3 friends that have a habit of raising the dead, and AJ's going to end up in a nuthouse or an early grave.
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Remember Me (I Pray) by Accidental_Ducky
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Dec 2021
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Jaskier is immortal, Geralt shares his feelings, and Nenneke is tired of the both of them. The only thing keeping her from wiping them both off the planet is their damn cat.
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Beautiful Monsters by Accidental_Ducky
Fandom: American Horror Story, American Horror Story: 1984, American Horror Story: Apocalypse, American Horror Story: Asylum, American Horror Story: Murder House, American Horror Story: Roanoke
06 Mar 2021
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Camille wanted a happy family and she ended up helping a woman escape from Bloody Face's basement. Tabitha wanted a stable life and she ended up changing the Antichrist's diapers. Taylor wanted her family back from the dead and she ended up helping to orchestrate the apocalypse. Tyler wanted a fun summer and she ended up at Camp Crystal Lake. They're all pretty sure some evil fairy cursed them at birth.
Follows each season with random OC's thrown in because apparently I hate myself.
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Fixed word count microfics revolving around the deer and the television.
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25 Oct 2025
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It was currently at the height of summer, and Vox was suffering in so many ways. Vee tower was climate controlled, of course, but even Vox, who was, in his opinion, power incarnate could only bring the temperature down so far. Vox tended to leave the tower as a whole a bit on the warmer side. Val and Vel could adjust their own spaces, and Vox had internal cooling, so he wasn’t about to expend a ton of extra electricity cooling the tower for his employees.
There was, unfortunately, one resident of the tower who seemed determined to bitch about the heat no matter what Vox did, and the only way for Vox to shut him up was to drop his own body temperature and cuddle. Only cuddle. Alastor wouldn’t even let him cop a feel when it was this hot. It was, truly, hell.Alastor won't have sex with Vox during a heat wave, but Vox is desperate. Surely there's somewhere they can go to cool down?
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22 Oct 2025
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look with your eyes, not with your hands by AislinFics (AislinCeivun)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Oct 2025
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The third time it happened, Vox groaned and wrapped his hand around Alastor’s maddeningly tiny waist. “I’m gonna cream my pants if you keep doing that.”
“Already?” He was probably aiming for a mocking tone, but just sounded fucking smug. “What happened to all that stamina you like to boast about?”
“Doll, I’m so worked up just the sight of your cunt could get me off. Don’t expect anything when I can feel you.”
Alastor lifted his head and looked at him, smile sharp and eyes lidded. “Oh?”
He did always like a good game.
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21 Oct 2025
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A collection of gen Helluva Boss drabbles and one-shots
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16 Oct 2025
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Exactly as the title says, I'm posting my porn art here now (Maybe?)
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12 Oct 2025