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Lilith is here to stay and she wants to help Charlie make her dream come true - so why does everyone but Charlie get a bad feeling whenever she opens her mouth?
Charlie wants them to be a happy blended family, but keeps putting her foot in her mouth.
Alastor in this order: Deals, Trauma, Helicopter mom and the better Wife
Lucifer is trying to protect everything, figure out what's going on and keep his new family together.
Vaggie can smell the bullshit, she just doesn't know how to call it out.
TAKUMA WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY WOULD STOP TRYING TO KILL HIM IN THE HOTEL. IT'S MAKING HIS LIFE DIFFICULT. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INVOLVED, NOT SUPPOSED TO DIG AND STICK HIS NOSE IN THIS - You know what, fuck it. This is personal.
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- Part 13 of Belonging
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“A staticky sigh echoed in Alastors ear. "Hahh-... Its good right? Feels good?"
It did. Alastor still responded with a swift turn of his head, spitting right on the TV's face. A big mistake, Alastor quickly learned.
A strong hand gripped his face, smothering his cheek with his own filth and wetness. It was disgusting, it made Alastor flinch. The screen his face was forced to was too bright- it burned his eyes it hurt- fuck it hurt!
"Dont fuck with me Al." Vox whispered, deep and angry with a sharp staticky growl imbedded into the words. "My house, my rules, remember?" “
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Alastor has a problem. Namely: when he was alive, self-pleasure was easy. Now that he’s dead, it’s much less so.
Enter the Overlord of Underwritten and Overrated Porn, Valentino.
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After a while of courting Lucifer talks Alastor into bed. A.K.A Alastor's first time seeing a living cock and is fascinated by it because it doesn't look like he once saw on a toy.
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- Part 4 of Appleradio Shenanigans
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Lucifer tastes Alastor’s human essence and learns Alastor’s little - delicious - secret. Of course he wants to taste it again.
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El dolor de la traición es algo horrible; te desgarra desde dentro y quiebra tu confianza en pedazos que se desmoronan como el cristal. O al menos así lo sintió cuando encontró a Eva con Lilith y Samael. Pensó que se amaban, pensó que Samael y Lilith eran sus amigos, pensó que podrían salir de esto juntos y seguir adelante... pero no era verdad. Todo fue una mentira que se contó a sí mismo.
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- Part 1 of AngelicRadio
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Alastor never believed he'd find a worthy Alpha and was content to live alone.
Lucifer thought he was broken, thought he'd always be alone and accepted his fate.
And then, by chance or fate, two people from different walks of life found each other.
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At the very start of everything, all Alastor wanted was a way to help his mother. In the end, he ended up with a lot more that he bargained for.
[Now with amazing art from bakunawa_moon]
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- Part 1 of Fantasy BDSM AU
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SPOILERS!!!
Alastor was trapped by Vox. By his own hand no less. Though being locked in a guest room, he wouldn’t think his heat would kick in being so close to his mate again.
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Do You Love Me, Or Are You Just Drunk? by AlastorHartfelt_Writer (SolarSailor7), SolarSailor7
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 Nov 2025
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Alastor got drunk--very drunk. And like always, Husk went out to bring him back home.
And, like always, Alastor is much more plain about his feelings when he's drunk.
Including his love of Husk.
But Husk is tired--he's been getting drunk scraps for years; how much longer can he be expected to get affection only when the Radio Demon is drunk? -
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The word lovesick floats to the surface of Vox’s mind, unbidden and absurd. Lovesick, as if the Radio Demon has ever bent to anything so pedestrian as longing. What use does a creature like Alastor have for love?
But the fever is real, and the scent of it is thick in the air, curling into Vox’s vents until his fans stutter on.
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Warning, this is Dead Dove! Please read the tags!!!
Despite his punishing grip and furious eyes, Lucifer’s voice was syrupy sweet. “You won’t be seeing anyone until I’ve turned you into the perfect little wife. An extended absence out of nowhere isn’t out of character for you.”
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Lucifer would be lying if he said he hadn’t imagined claiming the unfairly pretty deer sinner as his own, and shutting him up in the process. He just needed a little push, and no one liked to push him quite like Alastor.
One snide comment too many about his inability to satisfy a wife, and Lucifer was raring to prove him wrong. -
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Alastor has some surprising news for Lucifer but first, more train fun.
Please scroll to the bottom notes if you want to know if they get caught before you read.
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- Part 2 of Special
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After the events of Season two episode four, Alastor finds himself being held hostage by his least favorite television overlord. He's agrees to sleep with him every month in exchange for Vox letting him go. Vox obviously folds and uncovers information Alastor has been hiding since his descent to hell. Lucifer notices the change in his rival and seeks to uncover the truth about what's actually going on.
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"Alice siempre había pensado que su vida era predecible y tranquila. Pero todo cambió el día que vio un anuncio en una revista que parecía ser la respuesta a sus problemas. Su madre estaba enferma y necesitaba un tratamiento costoso, y Alice no sabía cómo pagar por él. El anuncio ofrecía una gran suma de dinero a cambio de ser madre sustituta de una pareja adinerada y poderosa, los Morningstar. Sin embargo, lo que Alice no sabía era que su vida estaba a punto de dar un giro inesperado, y que el bebé que llevaría en su vientre no sería exactamente el que todos esperaban..."
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From the Groin of Lust by LeceMarzakey
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Nov 2025
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The King of Hell is in need of a new bride. The Sins have decided to create one the old fashioned way. Now the bride is unsure of their husband. But who said the devil didn't like a challenge?
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Everyone loved to wax poetic about the so-called power and prowess of Alphas, but Alastor knew who truly held dominion over all. With the number of Alphas vastly outweighing that of Omegas, it was almost too easy. Especially with his heat so near. All he had to do was mark himself as available in the Alphas Seeking Omegas app, bat his eyes and stroke their egos (among other things), and they were falling over themselves to curry his favor.
How else could he afford such a nice apartment so close to his university otherwise!
All he had to do was let his instincts wash over him, and then he could just lie back and come out of his heat with a pleasant, lingering ache between his thighs. In addition to a few absurdly expensive courting gifts (most of which he sold) and a spike in his bank account balance.
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Sugar Baby Omegaverse RadioApple AU. College student Alastor meets with CEO Lucifer to discuss the contract for his upcoming heat. The meeting was NOT supposed to end with him naked and knotted in the Alpha’s office…
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So much has changed with Alastor's body ever since he arrived in Hell. Luckily, he has Rosie to help him manage his new body.
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BAW Day 7: Omegaverse
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Lucifer and Alastor try something new in bed.
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- Part 287 of 335 Days of 2025
- Part 165 of Ficlet Collection 2
- Part 93 of Completed Works 3
- Part 6 of AppleRadio | 🍎 📻
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Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
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Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25