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    Alastor may finally be free of his chains, but not of the nightmares gifted to him by Vox. No one has ever seen beyond The Radio Demon’s walls, and no one will know what plagues him now. He’ll find a solution by himself - he needs no one’s help.

    All Lucifer wanted was a simple hug from his daughter after being trapped and harvested for his energy, yet even the slightest touch from another brings back agony from Vox’s machine. Is there anything or anyone that can heal the touch-starved king from fearing a light caress?

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    Now married to Alastor and with a child to think about, Lucifer becomes worried when he finds signs that something isn't quite right inside their house. Unfortunately, he finds out too late that someone had been watching them; someone who was determined to steal what he thinks is his.

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    Vox had Alastor right where he wanted him, and the timing couldn't have been more perfect.

    Maybe some would say he was taking advantage of Alastor, but he saw it as seizing an opportunity.

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    Alastor goes into heat while being Vox's captive because deer demons have heat cycles. Vox has shark eggs.

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    The world churns in perpetual conflict, fractured further by designations that dictate the purpose of every Sinner.

    A grieving king, stripped of his lover and child, rules the damned with a merciless hand.

    An Overlord whispers through the airwaves, weaving influence into every broadcast as he constructs a kingdom within the very bones of Hell.

    And a smiling usurper dreams of tearing himself free from the old, suffocating traditions that bind him. A new era waits on the horizon, and he intends to seize it with both hands.

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    Alastor was not accustomed to waking slowly. In life, and even more so in death, his mind had been a switch—either alight with purpose or dormant in the dark. Yet mornings here, in this wretched hotel, had a different texture as of late. This particular one came on like honey poured from a jar, thick and lazy, and even his sharpest edges dulled in the warmth of it.

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    Alastor agreed to the pain of withstanding the movie night at the Hotel under one condition - Lucifer was supposed to suffer right by his side during the entire thing so that it could at least resemble their usual date night, just in some twisted sense of it.

    It seems, though that he is on his losing streak tonight when instead of even this, the very questionable date, all he gets is one glass of rye after another, drunk in the sole company of his and Husk’s pouring hand, seeing to keeping his glass full, even when he slowly reaches his limit.

    Someone will have great amends to make. Alastor falling asleep doesn't seem to be an issue in the longer run. Especially that even in his sleep he moans out Lucifer's name quite clearly.

     

    This long overdue fic was written for Bottom Alastor Week 2025, fall edition, containing mainly the somnophilia prompt (consensual! ◡̈) with a hint of pussy spanking at the side, giving it a tiny bit more spice

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    At the very start of everything, all Alastor wanted was a way to help his mother. In the end, he ended up with a lot more that he bargained for.

    [Now with amazing art from bakunawa_moon]

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    Lilith is here to stay and she wants to help Charlie make her dream come true - so why does everyone but Charlie get a bad feeling whenever she opens her mouth?

    Charlie wants them to be a happy blended family, but keeps putting her foot in her mouth.

    Alastor in this order: Deals, Trauma, Helicopter mom and the better Wife

    Lucifer is trying to protect everything, figure out what's going on and keep his new family together.

    Vaggie can smell the bullshit, she just doesn't know how to call it out.

    TAKUMA WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY WOULD STOP TRYING TO KILL HIM IN THE HOTEL. IT'S MAKING HIS LIFE DIFFICULT. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INVOLVED, NOT SUPPOSED TO DIG AND STICK HIS NOSE IN THIS - You know what, fuck it. This is personal.

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    Niffty no necesitó convencer a Alastor de lo que sucedía entre el Rey del Infierno y Angel Dust, porque él ya lo sospechaba.

    Aunque la incomodidad seguía ahí, no se había detenido a analizarlo de más. No podía pensar en tonterías cuando un recién nacido y sus nuevas tareas como rey consorte estaban presentes.

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    After Vox's plans were foiled it seemed like everything was getting back to normal, but Alastor was a bit off. Now that his pact with Rosie was nullified, a new problem arose that he needed to find an immediate solution to. Thankfully, a petite angel might just be the cure he was looking for.

    or

    Without Rosie's pact, Alastor was going to start having his omega heats again. Lucifer is just a clueless angel along for the ride.

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    Alastor ghosts on their most recent, routine outing, for rather personal reasons, and Vox can't help but worry about his suddenly radio silent friend.

    When he checks in on him, well. He had to offer a helping hand. After all, what were friends for?

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    When Alastor first entered Hell, he hadn't expected to be this grateful for his forsight in ensuring his rise to power whilestill alive. Not only had a new body been bestowed upon him, and with it instinct of a prey's nature, but also a different kind of gender - one that would have had him fighting not only for survival, but also agency. Being tied to another by a deal was one thing, but being owned through mating is another beast entirely, and Alastor loathes both possibilities.

    He'll remain independent, come what may.

    And not even a certain short-statured King will change that!

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    “You locked the door, right?” Alastor says before pushing his mouth persistently against Lucifers. “I’m not fucking stupid, bellhop, now take your coat off.” Lucifer replies while he helps shove Alastor's bright ass red coat to the floor.

    Somehow, they managed to find themselves in a guest room, vacant obviously, because no one's staying at the hotel yet, sorry Charlie. Alastor reaches down to kiss under Lucifer's jaw, gently biting, causing Lucifer to groan. He knows Alastor can bite down to the bone, so the fact that he has enough self restraint to stop himself from getting a bite full of angelic blood makes a hoard of that same blood drop down below his belt. He continues to nip and bite at his neck, soothing the built up yellow bruises with the press of his tongue. His saliva acts like a solution to a feral animal bite, hell, it just might be.

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    The day after is the day everything starts to go wrong in the quiet ways.

    Lucifer tries to give Alastor space.

    Alastor tries to pretend everything is normal and that he is not hovering constantly in subspace, at the edge of a drop and doesn't know how to get out of it, thoughts fuzzy, knees wobbly... and wondering, why no one had called him a good boy in days...

    Vox's device had quietly wrecked Alastor's biology in more ways than anyone realizes and it needs the devil to take care of it.

    Part 2 of my Submissive Alastor series!

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    “Do you think it’s okay to leave your dad with Alastor? They weren’t exactly on good terms.”

    “Oh, they just need to talk,” she said casually while handing a set of keys to a new guest. “I mean, they were starting to get along, and it was only a little fight that happened.”

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    He felt Vox starting to shift, to get off of him, and before he could stop himself a panicked bleat ripped its way through his throat, eyes snapping open and hands frantically reaching out to grab onto his arms.

    “Wait– wait, I don’t–”

    Vox’s brows furrowed, confusion clear as can be on his screen.

    “...I’m getting mixed signals, Al.”

    Alastor groaned, frustrated, and reached for his drink.

    Vox put it in his hand, and Alastor sat up just enough to down it before setting the cup back on the coffee table.

    “It’s… Hard to say.”

    Vox was quiet, as if considering for a moment, petting at Alastor’s side and silently delighting in each shiver and ear twitch it got.

    “...Do you want me to… make you tell me?”

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    While drunkenly hanging out, and practicing Vox's hypnotic powers, things get a little heated.

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    Piss kink work for Omovember, sorry if there are typos, I’m writing on my computer for the first time. My thanksgiving work will be soon, which will be a three way between Alastor, Lucifer, and Vox during bottom Alastor week, titled "Giving Thanks." I was thinking a threeway 69.

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    The King of Hell is in need of a new bride. The Sins have decided to create one the old fashioned way. Now the bride is unsure of their husband. But who said the devil didn't like a challenge?

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    “How about this? Anytime you start feeling shy, I want you to say my name.”

    “A bit egotistical, don’t you think?” Alastor asks, momentarily regaining his verbal footing, but then something changes in Lucifer’s eyes that has Alastor’s throat clicking around a swallow.

    “I’m not the king of pride for nothing, baby,” Lucifer purrs, pressing another kiss against Alastor’s skin before releasing his hand. His golden eyes are bright with mischief. “Now, where were we?”

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    Alastor finds making noise during sex embarasing. Fortunately for him, Lucifer has an idea. Inspired by a prompt by captivatedintrovert.

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    In the aftermath of the battle against Heaven, Alastor resorts to old distractions for the first time in eight years, attempting to erase what Adam did to him. Vox doesn't question it because this has been part of their hot-cold relationship since it started. Vox thinks everything is fine.

    Until he realizes it's not.

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    Vox and Alastor are enemies with benefits. And then they become something else entirely.

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